-Sublime's theme begins to play as a mixture of blue and green fireworks begin shooting off on stage, ending with a final explosion of pyrotechnics. The crowd goes wild at the spectacle-
-Dr. Whooves and commentary partner Discord prepare for the start. Dr. Whooves adjusts his tie and combs his hair, Discord props up his feet and takes a sip of chocolate milk-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the greatest spectacle Friday night has ever seen, EWF's Sublime!
Discord: That sounded so rehearsed.
Dr. Whooves: I'd like to see you do better.
Discord: Can't be bothered.
Dr. Whooves: Well you better be! These fans need good commentators calling the action! It's what we're here for after all.
Discord: Really? I came for the free refreshments.
Celestia over headphones: Discord, remember our agreement. You need to actually work.
Discord: Pfftt...this IS working.
Dr. Whooves: I can tell it's going to take a lot of coffee to work with you.
Discord: I thought your kind preferred tea.
Dr. Whooves: Bloody stereotypes...
-Celestia's theme plays over the speakers-
Discord: Quiet down fool, the General Manager is going to grace us with her presence.
Dr. Whooves: Didn't take you for the brown nosing type.
Discord: Celestia and I go way back.
-Celestia makes her way down to the ring-
Celestia: Attention fans, let's give a shout for the debut of Sublime!
-Cheers-
Celestia: Tonight is the first and thus most important night for this show. It's the night where all our competitors must prove their skill and earn the respect, or hatred, of the fans. The first order of business is to decide who will earn the most important right, the right to the World Fighter's Championship! The fate of such an important title can not be decided with merely one match, thus all contenders will battle each other in a tournament that will take place over the next four weeks, the final two competitors remaining in the tournament will fight at Proving Grounds for the title who fail the tournament should not despair however,as the ten best of them will fight each other in a battle royal to earn the International championship. Also, tonight's main event will feature a battle for the Sublime tag team championships. The tournament will begin tonight, good luck to all participating!
-Celestia leaves while the crowd cheers on-
Dr. Whooves: A tournament, how exhilarating, but that's not the only thing we have for our fans tonight. The battle to decide who will represent Sublime in the battle for the Combos of Carnage tag team championship will take place as well.
-Trixie's theme plays, her entrance is accompanied by a mesmerizing display of fireworks, she approaches the ring with a personalized microphone-
Trixie: What is this? Where are the cheers for the GREAT and POWERFUL TRRRRRIXIE!? Are you saying you haven't heard of Trixie? Well that soon change once Trixie dominates this tournament and goes on to win Sublime's top title! It does not even matter who Trixie faces, for she is a higher caliber than them all. None other on Sublime possess the talent, skill, and cunning that Trixie possesses! Trixie is determined to be the eternal face of Friday nights, and wil-
*You see me soaring through the sky,I see you below as you walk on by*
Discord: Who would interrupt such an entertaining speech?
Dr. Whooves: My heroine...
Trixie: Rainbow Dash! How dare you interrupt Trixie's monologue!?
-Rainbow Dash casually makes her way down towards the ring-
Rainbow Dash: Seriously Trixie? Do you really think anyone here wants to listen to you brag all night long?
*Crowd cheers in agreement*
Rainbow Dash: You're all bark and no bite. I mean really, did anyone else come out here to talk about how "great" they are? No, only you did.
Trixie: No other wrestler has the courage to face their audience. Besides, it's not as if they care about your blathering either.
Rainbow Dash: *Shrugs* At least I can back up my words with action, something I don't think you can do.
-Trixie slaps Rainbow Dash, crowd boos-
Discord: That's more like it!
Trixie: Action enough for you Rainbow Crash?
-Rainbow Dash hits Trixie with a flurry of punches and the two begin brawling-
Dr. Whooves: Well that didn't take long to escalate.
-Rainbow Dash gets Trixie on the ground and gets ready to perform the Sonic Raindrop, but Trixie rolls away at the last second, before Rainbow Dash can get up Trixie hits her with the microphone-
Trixie: That was a nice try Rainbow Dash, but your efforts will not be enough to rain on Trixie's parade. When the time comes for us to face each other in a real match, you'll regret making an enemy of Trixie.
-Trixie takes her mic and exits the ring, leaving a slowly recovering Dash holding her head in pain-
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back to Friday Night Sublime where it's time for our first tournament match!
Discord: So rehearsed.
Dr. Whooves: Shut it.
*REDACTED THEME*
Announcer: Approaching the ring, from Loneyville, standing five foot, seven inches tall and weighing in at 150 pounds, Nurse Redheart!
*REDACTED THEME*
-A group of armored men and women enter the stage, another in fancy, out-dated looking clothing enters with a microphone-
Squire: All shall now make way for the all powerful and respectable Commander Hurricane, rightful ruler of this federation and the lands beyond.
Match 1: Tournament Match, Nurse Redheart vs. Commander Hurricane
-Commander Hurricane approaches the stage dressed in full metal body armor, the ref orders her to remove it-
Commander Hurricane: What?! How dare you give me an order!? I outrank you by far "referee".
Referee: The metal comes off or you'll be disqualified.
Commander Hurricane: Fine, this opponent doesn't look like she'll present much of a threat anyways...
-Commander Hurricane removes her armor and piles it just outside the ring, leaving just her wrestling attire on-
Discord: *Whistles* If only all women were so eager to strip down.
Dr. Whooves: Well aren't you a pervert.
Discord: You're thinking the same thing, don't embarrass us both by lying about it.
Dr. Whooves: Good heavens man, I'm married!
Discord: AND?
-After 5 minutes Commander Hurricane is clearly dominating, hitting increasingly more brutal moves on Nurse Redheart-
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane is just being merciless...
-Nurse Redheart manages a few lucky counters and hits Commander Hurricane with a "Check Up!" and pins, but Commander Hurricane kicks out at 2-
Dr. Whooves: So close, but it does seem things are in Redheart's favor now.
-One of Commander Hurricane's guards attempts to enter the ring, but is stopped by the referee, the two begin to argue, while the referee is distracted Commander Hurricane slips out of the ring and grabs her metal helmet, she then re-enters the ring and hits Nurse Redheart with it repeatedly, throwing it out of the ring and pinning her just as the ref turns back around-
*1...2...3!*
Dr. Whooves: How cheap!
Discord: Looked fair to me.
Squire: The winner of this battle, our great leader, Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane and her company leave the ring while being booed the whole while-
*Backstage*
-Braeburn and Happy Trails are engaged in a game of poker when Hoity Toity and Blueblood approach, scoffing at them-
Braeburn: Ya'll got a problem pardners?
Hoity Toity: Oh no, not at all. It's always interesting to observe the lower class engaged in low class activities.
Happy Trails: Lower class? You puffed up little..
Blueblood: Oh my what a temper. He didn't mean anything by it. We understand the need for those such as yourselves. You exist to give great men such as us something to stand on.
Hoity Toity: I admit though, I would of thought you two would of been preparing for our match later, but I don't blame you for not trying. You don't stand a chance being so out-classed as you are.
Braeburn: We'll see who's out-classed soon enough. And ya'll will be in for a rude awakening when we kick your asses from here back to the big city ya came from. Now if ya don't mind, we have a game to finish.
-Hoity Toity and Blueblood continuing walking, laughing about "ignorant cowboys"-
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: We're back, and just in time. As the match to determine Sublime's representatives in the Carnage of Combo's tag team championship is about to begin.
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 398 pounds, Canterlot Class!
-Hoity Toity approaches the ring in his wrestling attire, which has his name engraved in gold lettering, each of his fingers also has a ring with some type of precious metal attached. Blueblood is dressed like a king, with an over-sized red robe and even a scepter-
Dr. Whooves: These two are rolling in cash and they aren't afraid to show it off.
Discord: What good is money if you can't brag about it?
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined 409 pounds, the team of Braeburn and Happy Trails!
*Braeburn walks down the ramp happily shaking hands with fans, while Happy Trails constantly breaks out in some funny looking country dance moves*
Match 2: Combos of Carnage Qualifying match, Canterlot Class vs. Braeburn and Happy Trails
-11 Minutes into the match-
-Hoity Toity "accidentally" takes out the referee-
Dr. Whooves: Dear lord, here we go...
-Blueblood knocks Happy Trails off the ropes and exits the ring, he then picks him up and starts smashing Happy Trail's face against the ring post repeatedly, causing him to bleed-
Blueblood:*Releasing Happy Trails* Ugh, you got your DISGUSTING blood all over my royal hands!
-Happy Trails manages to elbow Blueblood in the gut and then throws him into the steel steps-
-Meanwhile in the ring Braeburn hits High Noon on Hoity Toity, the ref comes back to his senses and Braeburn goes for the pin-
*1...2...3!*
-The crowd cheers-
Announcer: And the winners of the match, the tag team who will be competing against EGO for the Combos of Carnage title at Proving Grounds, the team of Braeburn and Happy Trails!
Discord: Oh boo, I thought Canterlot Class was going to win that one.
Dr. Whooves: Thank God they didn't, I don't think we would be able to stand the combined puffed up arrogance of EGO and Canterlot Class.
*Now trending on Twitter: #GreatandPowerfulTrixie #RainbowDash #Cowboys #DrWhoovesisBritish
Dr. Whooves: I wonder if they figured that out all on their own..
-Happy Trails pulls a guitar from under the ring and begins to play music-
: Adding insult to injury with the celebration music.
-Canterlot Class retreats from the ring looking disgraced-
Discord: Oh goody, up next we have a family face off! A tournament match featuring Apple Bloom versus Babs Seed. You gotta love watching relatives beat each other up.
Dr. Whooves: Is there any humanity any you?
Discord: Not really.
*REDACTED theme*
Announcer: Approaching the ring,standing at five foot, five inches tall, weighing in at 138 pounds, from Manhattan, Babs Seed!
-Babs Seed walks down the ramp, glaring at the audience from time to time-
Discord: She sure seems friendly enough.
*REDACTED theme*
Announcer: And her opponent, from Loneyville, standing at five foot, seven inches tall, weighing in at 136 pounds, Apple Bloom!
-Apple Bloom heads to the ring smiling and waving the entire while-
Match 3: Tournament Match, Babs Seed vs. Apple Bloom
-9 minutes later-
-Babs Seed tries to throw Apple Bloom over the top rope but Apple Bloom counters and pulls her into a *REDACTED move*-
*1...2...3!*
Announcer: The winner of the match, Apple Bloom!
-Apple Bloom offers Babs Seed a hand shake, Babs Seed moves to take it but instead pulls Apple Bloom into a finisher-
-The crowd boos loudly as Babs Seed starts kicking and stomping on the downed Apple Bloom-
*REDACTED Theme*
Dr. Whooves: It's Apple Bloom's tag team partner Sweetie Belle! Looks like it's time to clean house.
-Babs Seed quickly retreats as Sweetie Belle enters the ring, leaving her to check on Apple Bloom-
Dr. Whooves: Two on one, I think Babs Seed is biting off more than she can chew by making them her enemies.
Discord: She's a sneaky one, she'll figure something out.
*Commercial*
-Backstage-
Interviewer: Rainbow Dash, would you care to comment on what happened on the show earlier?
Rainbow Dash: Trixie got lucky is all, I almost had her. Next time will be different, I'll make sure of it.
Interviewer: Do you think you'll get to face Trixie later in the tournament?
Rainbow Dash: Well I know that I will be there, but I don't know if Trixie will. She talks way better than she can actually fight, I wouldn't be surprised if someone else eliminates her from the tournament before I can get to her.
Interviewer: I'm also aware that many of your close friends will also be in this tournament, how will you feel about having to fight some of them?
Rainbow Dash: It's not a big deal, it'll just be like a friendly spar is all. No hard feelings.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time.
-Rainbow Dash exits while Trixie enters-
Trixie: What is this? Why was the VOCAL and OPINIONATED Trixie not offered an interview?
Interviewer: Well...I...uhh...
Trixie: Are you saying that Trixie is not worthy of an interview?
Interviewer: Not at all miss...I...
Trixie: Trixie is offended by this insult! Trixie will have to take this up with the general manager and will be sure to tell her your name and that you denied her the interview Trixie deserved!
-Trixie leaves in a huff-
Interviewer: Uhhhhhhh...
-Camera switches back to the arena-
*Do you believe in magic?*
Announcer: Entering the ring, weighing in at 150 pounds, and standing at five foot, eight inches tall, from the town of Loneyville. Pinkie Pie!
-As Pinkie Pie enters the arena balloons fall from the ceiling and confetti shoots off from the stage, she bounces and skips the whole way down to the ring, lots of cheering-
*REDACTED theme*
Announcer: And her opponent, accompanied to the ring by Aloe, weighing in at 130 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, from Loneyville, Lotus Blossom!
-Aloe and Lotus walk down to the ring with poise, blowing kisses to the audience as they go by, the crowd cheers-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like we have two crowd favorites facing off for this one.
Discord: No villains?! How boring.
-Lotus enters the ring, the bell rings-
Match 4: Tournament Match, Pinkie Pie vs. Lotus Blossom
-Lotus manages to get the first hit on Pinkie Pie but breaks a nail, she immediately stops her attack and gasps-
Lotus: My beautiful nails! Ruined! It'll take so long to fix this manicure!
*PINKIE SENSE!*
*1...2...3!*
Announcer: And the winner of the match, Pinkie Pie!
Discord: *Laughing* That was better than I thought it would be! Five star match for sure.
Pinkie Pie: Sorry for taking advantage like that! But someone had to win right? No hard feelings! -Pinkie Pie helps Lotus up and the two shake hands-
Dr. Whooves: What sportsmanship. Good show!
*On screen appears camera footage of Daring Do, in some exotic area*
Daring Do: Hello Sublime, this is Daring Do speaking to you from the Amazon jungle. I'm afraid my latest adventure is taking me longer than I thought, so I might not be able to make my appearance on show as soon as I should have, but don't worry...I'll find my way out of here eventually. -A snake comes up behind Daring Do and tries to attack her, she slices it with a machete- It's excellent physical training, fighting off all these creatures is sure to improve my strength and stamina. Anyways, the mosquitoes will be out soon so I should get back to my base camp. Oh, tell Ahuiztol I said hello, and he better not show his mug on Sublime or they'll be trouble for him when I get back!
*Commercial*
-Trixie's theme plays, followed by the extreme firework show seen earlier-
Trixie: And approaching the ring, from Manhattan, standing at an intimidating five foot, eleven inches tall, and weighing at a perfect 148 pounds, the GRRRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAAT AND POWERRRRRRRRRRFUL...TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIXIEEEEE!
Discord: That woman sure does know how an entrance is made.
*She felt the wind and longed to follow*
Announcer: Approaching the ring, accompanied by Soarin, standing six foot tall and weighing 159 pounds, from Cloudsdale, Spitfire!
Match 5: Tournament Match, Trixie vs. Spitfire
-18 minutes later-
-Trixie gets Spitfire trapped in the corner and starts raining down punches, Spitfire catches one and shoves Trixie away, she then climbs up on the turnbuckle and hits Trixie with a dive, then going for a pin-
*1...2...- *KICK-OUT*
-Spitfire picks Trixie up to perform another move, but Trixie counters and takes Spitfire to the ground, putting her in a Ursa Lock-
: Oh lord, that looks painful. I wonder how long Spitfire can take that, and poor Soarin is helpless.
Discord: I think he's just been enjoying the show the whole time.
Dr. Whooves: Wha?
Discord: Who wouldn't enjoy seeing their girlfriend get hot and sweaty? Oh, I forgot that you Brits are prudes.
Dr. Whooves: Why I never.
-After 2 minutes in the Ursa Lock Spitfire is forced to tap out-
-Trixie stands and grabs her personal mic-
Trixie: And the winner of the match, advancing to the next stage of the tournament, the GRRRRRRRRREAT AND POWERRRRRRRRRFUL TRRRRRRRIXIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
-Trixie starts walking up the ramp with Soarin staring at her, Spitfire who has recovered somewhat walks over and punches him in the shoulder-
Soarin: OW! What was that for?
Spitfire: I saw you staring at her.
Soarin: Well uhh yeah...she has nice...uhh...attire.
Spitfire: RIGHT, that's what you were staring at.
Soarin: I swear it was.
Spitfire: Whatever...let's get out of here.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: And we are back for the main event of Friday Night Sublime, where the Sublime Tag Team Champions will be decided. We have two promising teams facing off. The alliance of Octavia and Vinyl Scratch versus Beauty Shot, the tag team of Photo Finish and Pretty Vision. Let's see how it plays out.
*REDACTED theme*
Announcer:The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Sublime Tag team Championship! Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 282 pounds, Beauty Shot!
-Photo Finish walks elegantly down the ramp, striking many poses along the way, while Pretty Vision follows with a camera taking snapshots, the crowd cheers after every pose-
*A dub-step remix of some classical music piece plays, multi-colored,flashing lights shine all around the arena*
Announcer: And their opponents, weighing a combined 290 pounds, the team of Octavia and Vinyl Scratch!
-Vinyl Scratch dances down the ramp, pulling off all kinds of modern,hip moves while Octavia maintains a solid composure-
Dr. Whooves: This is certainly a unique team, with many differences between the two.
Discord: I'm just liking the music. Dub-step has such a chaotic feel wouldn't you agree?
Dr. Whooves: All I hear is noise.
Main Event: Sublime Tag Team Championship. Beauty Shot vs. Octavia and Vinyl Scratch
-22 minutes later-
-Octavia and Vinyl Scratch are on the verge of victory, Vinyl Scratch hits *REDACTED* on Pretty Vision-
-Photo Finish hits *REDACTED* on the referee from behind and jumps down from the ring, meanwhile Pretty Vision rolls out from under the bottom rope-
-Photo Finish pulls two chairs out from the bottom of the ring and hands one to Pretty Vision, when Octavia and Vinyl Scratch exit the ring to pursue them the two ambush them with chairs-
Pretty Vision: Isn't this cheating?
Photo Finish: Fool! We are not cheating! That is beneath us. We are merely being opportunistic!
Pretty Vision: Ohhhh...I get it! *Continues attacking with chair*
*Photo Finish rolls Vinyl Scratch into the ring*
Photo Finish: What are you waiting for?! Wake up the ref and pin her!
*Pretty Vision manages to wake the ref up and pins Vinyl Scratch*
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos loudly-
Announcer: Here are you winners, and the new Sublime Tag Team Champions...Beauty Shot!
Dr. Whooves: Terrible, bloody terrible!
Discord: Marvelous, absolutely marvelous.
Dr. Whooves: We'll just have to hope these two get what they deserve next week. We'll see you then ladies and gentlemen!
-The show ends with Photo Finish and Pretty Vision showing off their new titles-
Match Results-
Match 1: Commander Hurricane vs. Nurse Redheart Commander Hurricane won
Match 2: Canterlot Class vs. Braeburn and Happy Trails Braeburn and Happy Trails won
Match 3: Babs Seed vs. Apple Bloom Apple Bloom won
Match 4: Pinkie Pie vs. Lotus Blossom Pinkie Pie won
Match 5: Trixie vs. Spitfire Trixie won
Match 6: Beauty Shot vs. Octavia and Vinyl Scratch Beauty Shot won
Tournament Status:
-Nurse Redheart,Babs Seed,Lotus Blossom, and Spitfire eliminated.
-Commander Hurricane,Apple Bloom,Pinkie Pie, and Trixie will advance to round 2.
-Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Cheerilee, Aloe, Sweet Tooth, Inkie Pie, and Blinkie Pie yet to compete