DISCLAIMER: All Rights Reserved 2012 to Akira Amano.
-Me-: Finished writing that in my Tetra Pack!
Tsuna: Why tetra pack?
Yamamoto: Shouldn't it be on your Fanfic?
-Me-: *GASP* HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M MAKING A FANFIC ABOUT YOU!
Tsuna: The internet said so.
-Me-: You a vocaloid or something?
Tsuna: No.
-Me-: Hello there minnasan! Noname-NN here! Today we shall feature the most violent prefect of all time! Hibari-sempai!
Enjoy!
Right now, Flan is being tortured by Mukuro. Yamamoto, Hibari, Chrome, and Gokudera are now at the hospital waiting for Tsuna to recover, Lambo is at school, and Hibari is spacing out at the window.
Something seems to be troubling Hibari, and it was the school he was staring at. Ever since he stopped being the violent prefect, the students stopped following the rules. And it disappointed Hibari to the extreme.
"Waaah... Hibari-sempai, heeelp..." the ever so un-amused voice asked for help.
"Froghead, stop disturbing me, you look perfectly fine."
"You call this perfectly fine?" Fran pointed to the newly bald pope-like hair he had.
"Get out that's disgusting." Hibari really hated that kind of hairstyle. Well the pineapple bastard who was wearing an apron and was holding scissors and shaving stuff came chasing Flan who ran away again.
Hibari was set. He stood up and went to the hospital where the sometimes-herbivore is.
"Oh, hello there Hibari. If you're here to beat me up kindly go on a mission for me." Tsuna smiled sweetly at the disgusted-looking Hibari.
"I just wanted to ask if I can buy a property."
"Huh? Who am I to control that? And wooow, you're actually asking permission from me!"
"Shut up Omnivore. I'm going."
With that, Hibari left with a slam.
BAM!
A bag was slammed on the school owner's table.
"Former Prefect of Namimori, what kind of business do I have with you?" the curious school owner asked.
"Just open the bag."
With that, the school owner opened the bag revealing... BILLIONS OF MONEY!
"W-Wha?" the school owner was confused.
"I'm buying Namimori."
After a week, Tsuna had recovered and is now signing papers from the mission of Gokudera and the things Mukuro broke when he was chasing him like there was no tomorrow.
Then a paper caught his eye.
"Gokudera-kun."
"Yes Tsu-Juudaime?"
"... You should start calling me Tsuna."
"Oh. Yes T-t-t-t-tsu-s-s-suna?"
"Did I do anything to Namimori?"
"What?"
"Why am I receiving billing forms about the items broken in Namimo-... this paper was to be signed by... Hibari Kyoya?"
BAM!
Another BAM was heard but in another day as Tsuna slammed Hibari's door open.
"HIBARI!" Tsuna screamed.
"What do you want omnivore?" Hibari readied his tonfas.
"DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ONCE YOU BUY SOMETHING WHATEVER HAPPENS TO IT WILL COME BACK TO YOU!"
"Huh? What do you mean?" Hibari wondered what on earth the sometimes-herbivore was blabbering about.
Tsuna then grabbed two boxes from behind him and immediately spilled all the papers in it on the floor of Hibari's room.
"What is this?"
"It's paperwork, all for you! They came one after another you know! From now on you should feel the pain of a boss!" Tsuna left with a slam.
But it looks like Hibari didn't get the idea right. He had a small hint of blush on his cheeks.
"I'm... the boss of Namimori?"
Holy Nuts, he's gone crazy.
"Uhh... Tsunayoshi-kun..." Mukuro dropped by Tsuna's office while holding Flan's shirt.
As soon as Mukuro opened the door Tsuna dropped the controller of his PS3 and ran back to his chair to sign papers.
"Did you just-"
"It was your imagination."
"But it says Dead Sp-"
"It was your imagination." Tsuna cut him once again. Mukuro ignored whatever Tsuna was trying to hide and started pointing outside.
"I think skylark-kun had gone crazy..." Tsuna shot his head up to Mukuro's eyes in wonder. "Wut?" was all he said.
"Tsunayoshi Sawada, kindly help m-KUHI" Flan's mouth was squished by Mukuro's 300 dollar shoes.
"He's signing papers... which you're supposed to keep a depressed face, but he has a puffed up, blushing like an idiot, and a sweet smile on his face." Mukuro imitated Hibari's face.
"Ohhh! Is that soo? Then that's good! Take a picture of him and careful not to get bitten to death!" after that EXTREMELY sarcastic statement he EXTREMELY LAUGHED. Tsuna seems to think this is a joke.
"Tsunayoshi-kun! I'm not joking!" Mukuro defended his statement but then Tsuna smiled at him sweetly.
"Punishment. Later." he still kept the smile on.
"Why?"
"For chasing me, destroying all the things before you, and for almost killing me." Tsuna smiled at Mukuro who instantly-nervously- laughed at the statement and ran away.
"Oh Mukuro! Don't think you can ever escape! Now to check on 'skylark-kun'!~" Tsuna said sarcastically as he hid all his paperwork under his drawer and started running out happily.
"Irie."
"Yes Reborn-san?"
"Can you rewind the tape where Tsuna ran out happily?"
"Sure Reborn-san."
"...hiding your paperwork under the drawer worsened your case dame-Tsuna."
Right now Tsuna had probably arrived in Hibari's office. Right now he's probably freaked out by whatever he's watching.
Yes, that's right, our violent-not-smiling-negative-deadly-scary-hates-undisciplined-people-still-hates-noises-and-crowds is currently smiling, is not violent, is positive, is not scary, is being crowded by papers.
"Kyoya, i'm going to deliver these papers to Namimori now..." Tsuna said.
"ACK!" Tsuna realized the horrible thing he had done. He called Hibari by his first name he immediately covered his mouth and let the blue-ish atmosphere cover his eyes.
Hibari smiled at Tsuna sweetly and said "Please do!" sweetly.
Tsuna smiled back at Hibari and carried the finished paperwork out the door. But inside he's lik-
'WHAT THE HECK! IS THE APOCALYPSE HERE! OH GOD! I DO WANT HIBARI TO BECOME KIND BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH! THIS IS TOO SCARY! TOO FREAKY! TOO... UNNATURAL! I THOUGHT TOO MUCH WAS BAD! OH MY GOODNESS, DID HE JUST SMILE SWEETLY? HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE! WHAT THE F*** THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! WHY LORD WHY! WHYYYY!'
Ehem. Yes, like that. Uh, stop thinking dear Tsuna, you're going to bump to Gokudera-
BAM!
"ITAI!" Tsuna stumbled back as the papers landed and scattered everywhere.
"GUWAH!" Gokudera was hit by the box and is now somewhat imitating snake.
"Juudaime! What are the-... Eh?" Gokudera was confused when he saw Hibari's sign on the papers.
"Oh... hahaha... HI GOKUDERA!" Tsuna immediately cleaned up the pile of papers back in to the box and ran away.
"JUUDAIME?" You left a dumbfounded Gokudera there ya know.
Tsuna took off his suit and wore a normal white shirt, with a vongola print on it, and normal black pants. Since the Vongola Print can be seen too clearly, he wore a jacket. Our poor little Tsuna didn't know about the Vongola sign behind his jacket. He put on a cap to cover his hair. His face was good enough.
Tsuna grabbed the box and went out of the HQ to deliver these. HE REALLY DIDN'T WANT HIBARI TO OWN NAMIMORI.
"You're not going anywhere until you finish your paperwork." Oh dear, Reborn is here. Tsuna just stared at Reborn blankly.
"Hey Reborn! Look a bird!" Tsuna pointed to the sky.
"Dude, that's not going to work." Reborn leaned on the door beside Tsuna.
"Nah it worked." Tsuna immediately opened the door, causing Reborn to fall down, and immediately closed it, he grabbed the duct tape inside the box and started taping the door. He ran down to get some sealant and put some in the edges of the door, he ran inside the storage room and got a hammer and some ply wood and immediately put it in front of the door, Tsuna flew out of the nearby window and did the same thing to the window of the room where he trapped Reborn in.
I bet ya wont believe me if I told you this happened in less than 30 seconds.
"Bye Bye Reborn!" Tsuna smiled. All he could hear were bangs, oh he just loved using his flames to seal every single thing.
"Excuse me, Delivery for the principal? I believe you are Nezu-sensei?" Ts- I mean the delivery man asked the nearest teacher to be found.
"Uh... yes... the principal is at the 4th floor of the second building near the gym."
"Thanks." The delivery man went forth. Then Nezu caught sight of VONGOLA FAMIGLIA on his jacket.
"Not again..."
Knock Knock
"Come in." cue to a man opening the door.
"Excuse me sir, this is from the owner of Namimori, the papers he had signed for the billing forms." The man said while holding a piece of paper.
"Oh please do come in." The principal said standing up from his seat and welcoming his guest.
In blink of an eye, the delivery man destroyed the nearby Security Cameras, slammed the door close and locked it with his duct tape and also locked the windows, he immediately brought out a gun and pointed it at the principal.
"If you dare announce anything through the speakers, you're going to die." the delivery man said.
"Wait, why are you trying to assassinate me!" The principal demanded an answer. The delivery man kicked the box as it opened and millions of papers came out.
"See these paperwork? It was signed by Hibari Kyoya, the school's violent prefect. And if you saw him, he was smiling like an idiot and was Mr. Nice guy to everyone. The reason I came here is for you to sign these papers yourself you lazy moron! We want our Hibari back. Now start working your lazy ass and stop sending papers to him!" the delivery man stated.
"Wait, who are you anyway?"
The delivery man smiled at the principal.
"Tsunayoshi Sawada." he took off his cap and his jacket, and in another blink of an eye, he took off his clothes revealing a suit and his Vongola Bling-blings.
"Wh-what?"
"The reason why Hibari was able to buy Namimori was because he works for me. So if you don't start signing papers yourself, i'll take you out of your position. And I have the power to do that."
The principal just gulped at that.
"Tadaima..." Tsuna came back as he leaned on the doors of the Vongola HQ.
"Okairi Juudaime! May I ask why you're wearing our delivery men's uniform?" Gokudera asked.
"I took care of some business." Tsuna smiled at Gokudera.
Hibari jumped out of his office and landed in front of Tsuna who shrieked manly.
"Tsunayoshi Sawada, are there new things to sign?" Hibari held Tsuna's hands while smiling and blushing like an idiot. Tsuna felt sorry for Hibari at that moment.
"Um... they won't send you papers anymo-"
"WHY!" Hibari shook Tsuna, Tsuna was about to die when Hibari kept asking why.
Tsuna regained his posture and as soon as he shot his head to Hibari... his eyes widened, he had tears in the corner of his eyes and even more pink cheeks.
"Uh.. uh.. uh... because once you own something that doesn't mean you have to sign everything! M-maybe they felt sorry for you and decided not to give you papers, besides Hibari, no matter what you'll own Namimori okay!" Tsuna smiled at Hibari.
Hibari hugged him and thanked him for such words. Tsuna was now ultimately freaked out. I bet his goosebumps were so noticeable.
Hibari pushed him and in ANOTHER blink of an eye, his tears were gone, his puffed up cheeks were gone and he kept that deadly aura around him with a deadly stare. "Now leave me alone Herbivores."
Then Hibari left.
Tsuna ran to the witness, which is Gokudera, and hugged him while crying, which is Gokudera, who is freaked out, which is Gokudera.
"HE'S BACK TO NORMAL! YEAAH!"
Gokudera decided to join him.
"Yay... he's normal again."
Tsuna's intuition suddenly rang like bells.
"Say Gokudera did I forget anything?"
"I don't know. But maybe Reborn-san demonicaly stomping his way here has something to do with it."
Tsuna shrieked inside.