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The Ties That Bind
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Dear Damon:
What happens to be your opinion on a certain witch that hangs around with your group of friends. I have heard a LOT of theories on this one, and I'd like you to clarify: What the heck is goin' on with you two? you have some odd kinda love/hate relationship, but your personalities are so similar it sometimes scares me, you two are generally having eye-sex without noticing it, and all the time you are together you are flirting in an odd way. Soooo... why the human that's with your brother, and not HER? What is your opinion on this matter? Have you seriously not noticed it?
-Kat, a.k.a. One_of_many_Bamon_fans
Dear Bamon fan,
I'm not sure what the hell a 'BAMON' fan is… but if it's anything like those stupid name mash-ups that celebrities do then you can insert gagging sound here. Also, I think you are insane. I would never be caught dead (or a pile of ash) with that snotty little… witch. I don't have love relationships with anybody, just hate and mild annoyance ones. Bonnie is an extra. Like a lamp or wallpaper. You don't exactly need her, but she makes the room look loads better.
Love,
Damon
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Dear Damon,
I am in desperate need of advice...I just got back together with one of my old boyfriends and he has changed for the better, and my family just doesn't want to see that. They have me on such a short leash I'm dying. I can't stand it! My younger sister has more freedom than I do and it is killing me! I want to be with him and he wants to be with me, but I live so far away the only way I can see him is when I'm at my grandmothers. I need advice. Please help me, I'm begging you. I want to be happy, and I'm only happy with him. I've been through too much and he is the only one that understands...
~Caged White Wolf
Dear Caged,
First, I'm not keen on helping out wolves… I'm sure we can all understand why but maybe it is time for the 'white wolf' to break off from the pack. If you like the guy, go for it. Eternal youth isn't something everyone has the luxury of having so don't waste the time you have.
Love,
Damon
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Dear Damon
Ok so I'm in a relationship with a guy and it was going really well until I started having these sexual dreams about one of my other guy friends who is ridiculously hot and very much a bad boy. He reminds me of you actually. What do you think this means ? Also I want to get a tattoo of a star on my right wrist but I'm not sure if I should what's your opinion of this?
Love
Shadow Queen xx
Dear Shadow Queen,
Go for the sex. 'Love' will fuck you up every time. As for the star, as long as it's not one of those weird nautical whatever stars that seem so trendy right now, then I say whatever floats your boat. But seriously, fuck love, go for the sex.
Love,
Damon
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Dear Damon,
I'm having 'friends problems' these days. You see my best friend is ignoring me and leaving me behind like a doll...for 3 WEEKS! ugh! So yesterday, she was like 'I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it. Forgive me?' and I was like how come you didn't mean it? so now I'm very confused whether to forgive her or not. I mean I do want to see her suffer but at the same time I want my best friend again.
love,
friend problems suck (more than love)
Dear Problems,
People do what they mean. They say what they want you to hear, but they do what they mean. If she left you once, she'll leave you again. Forget about her first. When she realizes what she's lost and comes crawling back, it's your decision if you want to forgive her. But for now, forget about it. She's not worth the brain effort you're putting into this.
Love,
Damon
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