Chapter 13: My Chemical Baby.

(A boy is talking on the phone to his father sitting on a couch.)

Boy: Yeah so let me get this straight, Shoot the blonde but, leave the pale one alone… alright. Yes sir. I completely understand. What about the others? I guess not. Okay. So let me make sure I've got this description right, Blonde a little past his shoulders, about 5'9, tan, purple midriff, and gayer than Freddie Mercury?

(A door opens)

Boy: Oh oh I think that's them, I'll let you go.

(The boy hides below the couch)

(Ollie and Friends open walk into Chloe's mother's house)

Chloe: Hello? Is anyone home? It's your long departed sister! I know SOMEONE must be here! Kyle, Crystal?

(Kyle springs out from behind the couch and fires at Marik, he misses, barely.)

Marik: What the *EFF* was that?

Leah: (Falsetto, think Herbert from family guy) Hiiiii Kyle.

Chloe: Really Liam? You had to shoot my fiancé.

Kyle: I missed! Daddy realized what was going on. So… THAT is the one really? He's so… so…

Marik: SO WHAT?

Kyle: Gay! I mean, I don't want to be offensive but jeeze!

Marik: EFF you!

Chloe: Anyways, where's mom?

Kyle: She heard you were coming and went out, she figured you could take care of us for a few minutes.

Chloe: A few minutes meaning….

Kyle: She left for Mexico with her boyfriend at about noon and said she'd be back… Monday. Anyways I'm hungry, whatcha cooking for dinner?

Ollie: Your mother left when her daughter was coming home?

Kyle: Oh yeah, Chloe's practically a second mom to me. Can you imagine what the last three years have been like? Mom ACTUALLY raising us!

Chloe: I don't know yet, where's your sister?

Kyle: HEY! Chris! Get down here.

(A tall lanky girl wearing all black makes her way downstairs, she gives her brother a look asking "What do you want?")

Chloe: Crystal! It's been forever!

(Chloe runs and Glomps her sister, who then throws her off.)

Bakura: You haven't seen her in three years! You could at least give the girl a hug!

(Crystal gives Bakura the EVILEST evil eye and proceeds to walk back upstairs to her room)

Bakura: What was that?

Chloe: Crystal. She don't talk, but boy you know what she's thinking.

Bakura: Yeah… she's kind of… scary.

Chloe: Oh hardly! She's just been through… a lot. And when I say a lot, I mean A LOT.

Kyle: Yeah… She's ONLY been hospitalized 5 times since you've left.

Chloe: Eh that's better than usual. How's her back?

Kyle: Scarred, hurts, all the same.

Chloe: Figured as much…

Bakura: Her back has a scar?

Chloe: Well as I said in chapter 24, it's not a complex as Egyptian Hieroglyphs… But what's worse is they cut it open, and screwed metal in her bones.

Marik: WHAT?

Chloe: Then got infected, so she had to go back in the hospital.

Bakura: What?

Kyle: She gets phenomena every winter…

Chloe: Remember '07 when her lung collapsed?

Kyle: Oh yeah, that sucked. Where Sara was in town and was too afraid to help with ANYTHING?

Chloe: Has she ever come since then?

(Kyle laughs)

Kyle: No. That really scared her off.

Marik: I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HAVING A FAMILY REUNI-

(Kyle holds his shot gun up to Marik's neck.)

Kyle: Son, don't you ruin this for me or my sister.

Chloe: Kyle! Be polite! He's the father of your nephew… or niece. I'm not entirely sure.

Kyle: Oh yeah. How far along are you.?

Chloe: Jeeze well I haven't been to a doctor yet… 3 months? 4 maybe? Around there. I mean I don't show REALLY badly yet- I mean if I were to take my clothes off I guess you could see-

Kyle: NO! That's okay. Really Chloe. You're 3 months pregnant and you haven't seen a doctor yet?

Chloe: Well… no… but you got to understand kyle…

Kyle: Understand what? What's more important than getting care for your child?

Chloe: Well… Y'know what? I'm the parent! Kyle, shut up. I'll go to the doctor now.

Kyle: As long as I can drive.

Chloe: You're thirteen.

Bakura: THAT IS THIRTEEN?

Kyle: Uhhh… yeah.

Marik: YOU LOOK OLDER THAN MY BROTHER!

Chloe: Yeah, Liam's always looked MUCH older than he really is. Always.

Ollie: And for another thing, why do you always refer to him as "Liam" Doesn't the script say that he's "Kyle"

Chloe: Don't ask stupid questions!

Kyle: So… can I drive?

Chloe: NO!

Kyle: Let's ask your friends. Who do you want to drive? Me, or Chloe?

Chloe: I've never seen you drive!

Kyle: I've seen you!

Bakura: Kyle!

Ollie: Please Kyle, drive.

Leah: Kyle.

Chloe: Oh *beep* you guys.

Marik: …kyle…

Chloe: ET TU MARIK? How can you even say that you guys? How do you know he's not as crazy as a driver?

Kyle: Because I learned from my mother- errr I mean sister's mistakes.

Chloe: FINE EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR!- wait. Go get crystal.

(Kyle shouts from the stairs for crystal, she comes down. Crystal gives this look of "Yes?")

Kyle: Want to go on a trip.

(Crystal puts her hands on her hips to ask where and why?)

Kyle: Oh, it's just to go get Chloe checked out, being as she's pregnant and all… (Under his breath) at a hospital…

Crystal: H-h-h-hospital? Uh huh.

Kyle: Oh it's not like it's for you.

Crystal: NO!

(Crystal slams the door)

Leah: Ru-hude.

Kyle: FINE THEN YOU CAN STAY HERE… ALLOOONE.

Crystal: Alone?

Bakura: She speaks!

Chloe: Yeah, it's a rare phenomenon. Usually when she doesn't want to do something.

Kyle: Yep. All alone, by yourself. Without me.

Chloe: God forbid you two have some separations! Christ, you'd guess they were twins.

Crystal: I'll go. Let me get my shoes.

Kyle: Knew it'd work. C'mon everyone in the car!

(Everyone enters a SUV expedition car)

Kyle: have you kept up with the music in the last three years sis?

Crystal: No.

Chloe: HAVE TOO! Well… depends what you call music, Liam.

Kyle: Well you know this song right?

(Kyle turns on the raido and a rock song BLARES)

Chloe: ASDFGHJKL; (Well she doesn't say that, but words don't really put in her excitement) OH MY GOD AND I LOVE THIS SONG!YAND AND AND AND! SQUUUUEEEEE

Bakura: It won't be like this all the way to the hospital right?

Ollie: Ugggggh…. Mommy!

Leah: 'Fraid so.

Bakura: UGGGGGH MOMMY!

Marik: It's not that bad, I kind like them.

Ollie: You HAVE to. You're marrying her!

Kyle: And all the juvee halls!

Crystal: And the ritalin rats!

Chloe: And angels made from neon and *beep*ing garbage!

Chloe and Siblings: Scream out! "What will save us?"=

(Bakura starts to bang his head against the wall)

Bakura: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! MAKE THEM BE QUIET!

Marik: I happen to like them!

Kyle: Yknow what kid? You're alright. I forgive you for impregnating my sister.

Marik: You're… forgiven?

Leah: Aww isnt' this cute, it's like the family that Marik always wanted. Just as annoying and obnoxious as him.

Kyle: So you thought of any names sis?

Chloe: Well I've always wanted Nevaeh, for a girl.

Bakura: Might as well name her Shaniqua.

Ollie: You're going to name your child THAT?

Chloe: Oh it's not that bad!

Bakura: Yeah it is. Marik are you really going to let her name your child that.

Marik: I think it sounds cool. I'd like a daughter named Shaniqua!

Ollie: EW!

Marik: How friggin cool would it be to have a daughter who could pop a cap in somebody's ass?

Leah: Only YOU would want a daughter named Shaniqua.

Marik: Hey! What is that supposed to mean?

Chloe: Not going to happen, dear.

Marik:. Just as long as her middle name is Steve. So I may control her mind so she does not date boys when she becomes a teenager… like me!

Kyle: Alright then, then what about boys?

Chloe: Well…

Kyle: If you answer "Trevor" I'll shoot you where you stand.

Chloe: Well no. Not for this one.

Leah: Then what? You loved the name Trevor?

Ollie: I feel so damned left out. I was never this close with Chloe's siblings.

Bakura: Join the non-fitting-in-club. We meet half as often as Marik's Evil Council.

Chloe: I know but I want to be simple. And Being as Marik as a Third…

Everyone but Chloe and Marik: NO!

Marik: "Marik" is a perfectly good name!

Leah: Of course YOU would think it's an ok name- it's YOUR NAME!

Chloe: Look, it's a fanfic, I don't want to have to think this hard about a name. It's Marik. The end.

(Silence for a while)

Chloe: JEEZE YOU GUYS! You're treating this like the name means something horrible!

Kyle: Well you better have a nickname for this kid. You'll get confused.

Chloe: Ian.

Leah: That was fast.

Chloe: Well that whole last filler I was thinking about baby names…

Ollie: I thought the author and her friends decided these names before summer…

Leah: Does a fourth wall even exist?

(At the doctor's office)

Dr. Doctor: Well Ms. Kieser, I'll let you be for a minute while this goo sets in.

Chloe: Ugh I have to still fill out this stupid sheet.

(Chloe starts to mark X's in things that most pregnant women wouldn't really mark X's)

Bakura: You mother has had trouble with births?

Crystal: Welcome my existence.

Marik: You're aunt can't even have kids?

Chloe: Oh yeah, I may not even survive this.

Kyle: What if it is a boy, sis?

Bakura: What about boys?

Chloe: Boys are harder on women in my family's bodies. Always are, always will be. My mom had to lay down her WHOLE pregnancy in order to KEEP Liam.

Kyle: But it's really hard for women to have boys. That's why I'm the youngest. So her first probably won't be a boy.

Marik: YOU COULD DIE?

Chloe: Oh it's such a slim chance I even have a boy!

Bakura: You're going to leave a CHILD in Marik's care?

Chloe: I have faith that I'll live it's all good.

(Return of Dr. Doctor)

Dr. Doctor: Well let's take a look at that baby shall we?

Chloe: Yep!

Dr. Doctor: Want to know the sex?

Bakura: Oh come on! We all know it's going to be a boy! The author has already made is suspenseful enough!

Chloe: Yeah. We can know right?

Dr. Doctor: Well… if we move it like this… it's a boy. Congratulations.

Bakura: Don't any of you act surprised!

Chloe: What's this feeling in my heart? It's pounding, but not in a good way. I'm kind of shaky and…

Leah: Chloe, that's called fear.

Chloe: I've never felt "Fear" before.

Bakura: Oh you all are a bunch of buggers.

Kyle: When I was a young boy, my father took me in to the city, to see a marching band. He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

Crystal: He said "Will you defeat them your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?

Chloe: Because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade."

Bakura: STOP ACTING SO DAMN SURPRISED! It's not like she'd kill off one of the three Mary Sues, anyways!

(A/N Oh the drama! more chapters due out after break oh oh and leave comments on this chapter, evenutally I'll have a filler where The characters will answer YOUR questions that means questions are needed in order to answer them)