Now it's time for, "Ranting with Edward and Stewie!"
Edward: "Hello there guys. I'm Edward."
Stewie: "And I'm Stewie as you all know."
Edward: So to begin with, the new author Ninjatana Warrior has updated his profile by writing out our profiles!"
Stewie: "Oh yes! He wrote that I love to look at boobs!"
Edward: "Same thing especially when I still like to admire Miss Penny and Mercedes!"
All of a sudden, Lois appeared.
Lois: "I want to complain! That new author wrote a bad and negative profile about me and that is not true! I demand him to rewrite my profile about me being the best and the greatest in everything! Right now at once! Immediately! I demand it now! NOW! NOW!"
Edward and Stewie rolled their eyes and shrugged their shoulders in disgust of the lame woman's bitching and tantrum so Stewie pressed a button on his right and Lois fell through a trapdoor screaming her way down.
Stewie: "That should silence the lame bitch."
Edward: "Good. Now we can begin. For the next 2 chapters which means this chapter and next chapter, there will be...
Both took a sip from their glass of water for a moment. Then...
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Edward+Stewie: "PARTIES!"
They then started dancing around for a minute and got back to their seats.
Edward: "Yeah. So there will be parties in this chapter and next chapter."
Stewie: "Indeed. These ideas are given to the author by CoolDudeStar."
Edward: "Known for his high tech military profile if you ask me."
Stewie: "Oh yes indeed. I hope to get my hands on his technology so that I can use it to take over the world and kill Lois!"
Edward: "You dreaming or something kid?"
Stewie: "No I'm not you platypus boy! Now, Ollie, what are your views about the chapters?"
Ollie: "IT'S GONNA BE WILD N CRAZY N HAPPY B-DAY DIANA!"
Edward: "He has a good point. Both parties are gonna be wild and insane."
Stewie: "And I hope we can attend it as soon as possible."
Edward: "Yeah! So without ado, I'm Edward."
Stewie: "And I'm Stewie."
Edward+Stewie: "Join us again on, "Ranting with Edward and Stewie."
Chapter 14: Saturday Night Party
The morning sun rose up early morning as the camp appeared to be still, silent. But not for long as at the main stars' cabin as inside, Mercedes woke up first. Sleepily, she went to check the calendar and to her great surprise, she gasped. Then, excited but quiet, she woke Lazlo, Patsy and Penny. After waking them up, they quietly went outside to talk.
Lazlo: "What was that for? Waking us up so early?"
Penny: "Yeah. Benz. What iz it all 'bout anyway?"
Mercedes: "Okay. Just to make it short, today iz my little sista' birthday!"
Patsy: "Whoa! That's great!"
Lazlo: "Now that makes me wide awake!"
Penny: "You said it Laz! So, what do we do about it?"
Mercedes: "We can throw her a surprise party and invite the whole family to attend! Even better, the whole camp will party with us too!"
Penny: "Dat's a brilliant idea Benz! We can throw tha party in tha sports complex!"
Patsy: "The one where Kyla and Lela own?"
Penny: "Absolutely P! We'll host it like in tha Christmas special before!"
Mercedes: "Yeah. Heard it was a wild party. As wild as a tiger hosting it once."
Flashback...
Some tiger was shouting and cheering as he invited many wild predators to his party.
Tiger: "WHO'S READY TA PAR-TAY!"
Panther: "HELL YEAH!"
Lion: "YO DA MAN! SHOW EM WHAT YA GOT!"
The tiger cheered as he spin records and cracked up some heavy metal music. All the predators cheered as they eat lots of meat and junk food, drank soda and alcohol and have sex with their female equivalents like a lion who's fucking a lioness.
Tiger: "OH YEAH! BEST PARTAY EVAH!"
End Flashback...
Penny: "Okay, now dat we planned where ta throw it, we need to tell da whole camp 'bout it but we keep it a secret to Diana. She must not know 'bout it until tonight!"
Mercedes: "Okay then. Let's spread tha word!" While they are discussing plans for a surprise birthday party, outside the main cabin, Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland and Homer are packing up.
Cleveland: "Golly. Going to LA sure is gonna be fun. I wonder whether there's a Walmart in there?"
Joe: "Shut up and help me with this baggage!" Cleveland got to work as nearby, Peter is talking to Lois.
Peter: "So we'll be away for a night and I expect you to run the camp and no wild parties while we're away. Got it?"
Lois: "Okay Petah. Just take care of yourself okay? You really won't want to let it happen like the last time you went skydiving with Chris."
Flashback...
Peter and Chris are at a plane. "Okay Chris ready to go sky diving?"
"Hell yeah dad! Let's jump!" So they jumped and screamed their way down. "Okay Chris. Open up!" He did and so does Peter and so they stayed in the air landing their way down. Soon enough. Chris landed outside the Griffin house. "That was fun! Right Dad?...Dad? Where did he go? I could have sworn this is the right landing zone."
It cuts to Peter landing his way down. "I don't why I never saw Chris. I could have sworn this is the right landing zone which is...OMG!" To his horror, he's landing on a cactus outside a florist shop and already it's too late.
"Shuk!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BEAUTIFUL FAT ASS!" Hollering in pain as he jumped off the cactus, Peter removed is pants and blood squirted out off his huge, flabby ass onto the flowers. "HEY! You dumb fucka! You're staining their colour!" The florist complained as Peter continued hollering until he passed out with the blood now squirting up like a fountain as the audience roared with laughter.
End Flashback...
Peter: "And that is why I ended up not allowed to do airborne activities for 3 months. Well, time to go!" He jumped into the 4x4 SUV which is the same one they drove 3 chapters ago and the all terrain vehicle drove off splatting mud and dirt on Lois. The audience laughed at the sight.
Now back to Lazlo and co as they headed back to their cabin. There, Diana just woke up. "Morning guys. Anything on?" she asked. "Not much sista. We'll just prepare breakfast." So while the sisters do that, Lazlo, Patsy and Penny messaged the whole camp about the party and it's details.
It cuts to the BRAWL cabin where they got the message and are so looking forward to it. At the ed's cabin, all cheered especially Ed. "FREE CAKE! FREE CAKE!" He shouted loudly as it now cuts to the KND tree cabin where they got the message through a transmission in their main computer and soon enough, all got word of the party and they all understood one thing which is to keep it a secret from Diana.
However, not all were excited or interested. "What's so great about a birthday party planned as a surprise. I find it useless and a total waste of time. isn't that right?" Connie was seen talking to her right hand friend Gina and the Ashleys. "Totally. I agree." said Gina. The Ashleys nodded in agreement. "Glad to hear that." said a pleased Connie as she continued on. "Now, how about we throw a better and a much more awesome party than those lame, unpopular campers."
"Where?" asked Ashley Armbruster the leader of her clique. "How about the beach?" Connie suggested. All cheered agreeing to it. "Perfect! Tell all those in our clique to get ready. We're going there after lunch!" they cheered and went to spread the info to those Connie mentioned to.
Back at the quintet's cabin, Lazlo, Patsy and Diana are preparing breakfast while Penny made a phone call to 2 of their cousins.
Penny: "Hello Kyla. It's been a while has it?"
Kyla: "Penny! It's been while since I K.I.T with you and the others! What is it that you want?"
Penny: "Well, you know today is Diana's birthday right?"
Kyla: "OMG! What surprise! So, what dies it have to do with me and my sister?"
Penny: "Simple. We need your sports complex to throw a surprise party for Diana. Tha whole camp's gonna be there to party. Can you prepare it soon?"
Kyla: "Sure. Me and Lela will get it ready asap. See ya!" As Penny hung up, Mercedes appeared. "I just got word tha whole family will be droppin by to celebrate my little sista's birthday. Dey know da location already since I heard a bit of ya call an told em."
"Okay then." After the discussion, they joined the others for breakfast.
Meanwhile, Lois was smoking on a joint and heard 2 cheerleaders talking about the beach party Connie's throwing at. She looks very displeased. "I'm gonna spoil their surprise that is if they have a valid reason. Like what Petah said to me. No parties." So Lois went to confront Connie.
Speaking of which, she and her large clique are packing up for the party when Lois showed up. "Alright you people, give it up! Petah put me in charge and he specifically told me that no camper should throw a party!" Lois ordered. "Oh I almost forgot. He however allowed my group to do so. Has he told you already or not?" Connie asked in an innocent tone confusing Lois. "Well...uh..."
"Well, if you don't believe me, here's proof." Connie took out a document file and Lois read it. "It says here he signed his name to approve it." said Lois. "Absolutely." said Connie. "Well, okay. I'll forget it and you people can enjoy yourselves on one condition."
"Okay, what is it?"
"I want to be invited."
"Sorry. You're not popular and your nose is horribly-"
"Scandalous!" the Ashleys finished Connie's sentence and it made Lois very livid until, "However, there is something you should know." Connie whispered through Lois's ear and after that, "Okay. I'll see to it. Thank you for the information." Los walked off and Gina exclaimed. "She's damn stupid. Not knowing that we faked the documents." She then ripped it apart. "True and whispering to her ear is disgusting because I smell too much ear wax in her ear." said Connie. "It's more like she never cleaned her ears for 6 years! She's so fucking smelly!" said Ashley Quinlan. The girls laughed as Ashley Boulet added. "As smelly as Beast Boy from the Teen Titans who never cleaned his ears for 8 years!"
Cuts to the scene...
At the Titan Tower in his home, Beast Boy is digging through both of his ears. "C'mon..." He muttered as he kept digging deeper until, "AH-HA!" He started to pull it out when Robin, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire entered his room.
Robin: "Beast Boy. We got a mission and-WHAT THE FUCK!?" He dug it out and, "BLSH!" The whole tower was covered in ear wax in every nook and cranny. "BEAST BOY!" All shouted as, "What? It's just ear wax and it's nothing." Pissed, all pounced on him and beat his ass.
End cutscene...
Meanwhile after breakfast, Diana was alone listening to the song. "Angel with a Shotgun" by the Cab. Then, Recon and Lee passed by. "Your favourite song?" Recon asked her. "One of my favourites." she replied as they left. "Well my friend, let's get her present for the party." Lee stated as they left but also, Recon made a phone call and it cuts to their cabin where Allan was answering the call. After a few minutes, "Okay dude. Thanks for the info. See you later and remember, band practice at 2. Got it? Okay." as he hung up, "Alright BRAWL gang, ready to rock for tonight?"
"YEAH!" William, Brandon and surprising Amber held up their electric guitars. "Good, she's gonna love it!"
Meanwhile, Penny is chatting with Edward and Stewie. "So let me get this straight hip hop girl. You want me and platypus boy to keep her ass busy while you people prepare for tonight's party?"
"Dat's right! And don't screw it up! She must not know of it."
"We'll cross our hearts on this hip hop girl." So Edward and Stewie went to look for Diana as nearby, Raj and Samson are given wedgies by Wolfgang and his 5ht grade gang. Eugene, Ed, Edd and the loon twins were victims of their wedgie power too. As Raj shrieked in pain. Edward and Stewie laughed. "Boy, he screams like a little bitch! Like how he does it when Patsy gave him one during the picnic incident."
Flashback...
Penny, Mercedes, & Patsy were getting ready for a picnic with Lazlo, the BRAWL gang, & the rest of the main stars when they found out that someone has stolen all of their delicious Pringles chips & have taken bites from their turkey, ham, roast beef & bacon club subs & fried chicken.
Penny: "Who tha hell stole our picnic food!?"
Patsy: "I think Raj did it, because he's jealous of my relationship with Lazlo. Let's go and see him." So, the three Smiles cousins track down Raj and confronted him outside his cabin.
Mercedes: "Hey gayass! How dare you steal and bite on our picnic food!"
Raj: "What? But I am innocent! I was just standing here a few minutes ago waiting for Clam. That's all."
Patsy: "LAIR! You did this on purpose because of my relationship with Lazlo and I got something to make you pay! Penny!" She nodded and gave Raj a painful wedgie and he screams like a little bitch so loud that he gotten everyone's attention.
Lazlo: "HAHAHA! Now that's for ruining my moment with Patsy during that geyser trip before!"
Raj screamed louder as all laughed and they started taking photos and recording videos of him. Then the real culprit walks up eating which was apparently Homer.
Homer: "Hahahaha! What a dumb gayass is he!" he then walked away as he ate a container of Pringles.
End Flashback...
Now back to Edward and Stewie as they ran into Diana who just got dressed in her jeans, sky blue T-shirt, socks and shoes. "Hello there PC whiz girl. care to join us?" Stewie asked nicely. "Sure, where you guys going?"
"We're just heading to the Department Store of Science and Technology at the Prickly Pines Shopping Mall to look around and if possible, buy some classified tech and have lunch."
"Well, I have nothing to do since my cousins are somehow busy so why not?" So without a word, the trio hopped into Edward's ride and they drove off. With that, Lazlo and co can now, focus on the party preparations.
Lazlo: "Okay, she's gone! Now let's get started!"
Patsy: "Right! To the sports complex but first, lunch."
Wasting no time, the group got into Penny's ride and drove off for lunch first and then, the sports complex.
After some time, it was lunch hour. It cuts to the cul-de-sac gang preparing lunch. "Now Eddy. Just don't add too much pepper in the cream of tomato." Edd reminded him. "Shut up sockhead! You're making me lose focus in putting the right amount of pepper!" As Eddy and Edd worked on the soup, behind them, Jimmy is being monitored by Sarah as he carefully removed a pizza out of the oven with a large wooden pan or something that helps to take something out of the oven easily and finally, Johnny, Rolf and somehow, Plank are sandwiching toppings with a baguette cut into half while Ed is mixing some stuff with Nazz watching him. "I'm like creating an inedible monster that eats anything and he grows bigger as he eats!" Nazz laughed at Ed's words as Ed let her have her turn.
Soon enough, the cul-de-sac all finished the preparations and lunch is served to the campers. "Here, try Rolf's mega meat lover sub! All the meat you can eat purple hair wolf!"
"Whoa! Meaty! I'll take 3!" Pleased, Rolf signalled Johnny and he passed 3 subs to Rolf who then served William. The other campers all got their lunches as they sat down and mingled about. Eddy can be seen serving cream of tomato to the physics. "Thanks Eddy." Meg thanked him as she and her friends sat down to drink their soup which goes with buttered toast. Just then, "FWOOSSSSSSSH!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!" Lee appeared to be choking as he grabbed his neck spewing fire from his mouth and coughing at the same time. "AAAHHHHHH! MOMMY! MY THROAT'S ON FIRE!" Harold was next and he ran crying out for his mommy and soon enough, most of the campers are having the same spicy issue as Edd asked Eddy. "Don't tell me you add too much of the pepper Eddy?"
"WHAT? Sockhead! I did what you told me to do and yet you're blaming me for this?"
"Then, if you did not add the extra pepper, who did it?" Just then Lois showed up and can be seen holding a container of pepper. "Pardon me Mrs Griffin. How did you get your hands on the container of pepper?"
"Oh, I just found out it's almost empty so I finished it up by dumping the remains in some soup so that I can refill it again at the storage room."
"Oh the horror! No wonder most of the campers are suffering from burning throats at a high amount of thermal energy!" Edd was horrified about it as Sarah and Rolf showed up. "Did we just hear that Lois ruined the cream of tomato?" Sarah asked them. "Duh! She deliberately did it on purpose!" Eddy replied. "How dare that ugly nosed woman screwed up our lunch duty! She will taste Rolf's fury and rage!" Rolf then grabbed a rolling pin and smashed it onto Lois as she ran and he gave chase smashing her all the way. As for Eddy, he had an idea. "Hey people! Wanna quench your thirst? Come and buy Eddy's Cooling Tower! A large 1.5 ml of chilled water to remove all spice and heat! Buy it at only, 5 bucks!" the panicking campers upon hearing hat all threw their money and Eddy laughed evilly as he ordered. "Hey monobrow! Throw the bottles of water at our customers!"
"Hurling time Eddy!" Ed threw the large bottles resulted in some campers getting hit by them but others managed to catch them and drink and fight over them at the same time. "So much pandemonium. Sigh..." Edd shook his head as it continues on.
Meanwhile...
At a sports complex, Lazlo and co arrived. "Boy what a meal we had at KFC!" Lazlo stated. "Yeah Laz! All tha deep-fried chicken, mashed potatoes and otha stuff we had is fillin!" said Penny as the quartet got out of the ride and entered the sports complex. There, Kyla and Lela were waiting for them. "Hey Nette! Hey Benz!" Glad to see you!" Kyla greeted. "Yeah! This is gonna be one awesome party all of us will throw for Diana!" said Lela. "You said it!" said Mercedes as they had some fun chatting about some random stuff and then, "Okay, the whole family will be arriving soon. While waiting, let's turn this place into a huge ass party central!" Kyla announced. All cheered as Lela spoke next. "We ordered a supply of decorations to use to decorate this place. They arrived while we're having lunch so we now can get started shall we?" All agreed as they went to the basketball court to start the decoration.
At the same time, Edward, Stewie and Diana are still hanging out at the mall. "Okay, we need some high tech and classified equipment for our club and the only place to go is right here." It zooms away to the Department Store of Science and Technology and they are in front of it. "Okay, kid. What kind of tech you need?"
"Simple Platypus boy. We just need a generator, some amplifiers and a some electronic components. Come now, we don't have much time to waste! Even the battle droids cannot tolerate it!"
Cuts to the scene...
2 battle droids and 2 super battle droids were waiting for their commander.
Battle droid #1: "Where is the commander?"
Battle droid #2: "He said to meet us here at this place called a mall."
Super battle droid #1: "Why is he taking so long? I can't stand this wastage!"
Super battle droid #2: "Indeed. We are here to plan on how we can destroy the republic not footle about!"
Just then, the battle droid commander arrived.
Battle Droid Commander: "Sorry I'm late. I was just checking around this place. It has a lot of good stuff to buy if you ask me. Also, there's-"
It was cut short as the droid pointed their weapons at their commander and opened fired. "BDEW! BDEW! BDEW! BDEW! BDEW!" went their SE-14 blaster rifles and double laser cannon arms as the battle droid commander lay on the ground disabled.
Battle droid #1: "Okay, we're done! Let's back to HQ and report for duty!" So the droids left leaving their disabled commander behind.
End Cutscene...
Without hesitation, the trio entered the place began exploring and examining the high-tech equipment for some time.
Meanwhile back at camp, Connie and her clique are getting ready to leave the camp as they packed up all the stuff they need to throw their own party. "Hey what is going on over there?" Sarah asked Nazz for the 2 girls noticed them. "Beats me." Nazz replied as the head jock Doug passed by overhearing their conversation. "Get lost you fucking freaks! This is for the cool people not for you loser assholes!" He then walked off and a pissed Sarah tried to pounce on him but Nazz restrained her. "Forget this. We got a better party to attend than theirs."
"Guess you right. Who the fuck cares about them. Let's meet the others." So the 2 girls went to meet the rest of the cul-de-sac as from behind, Connie and her clique let the camp.
Meanwhile, Lois is plotting. "So they think they can throw a party outside camp I see. Fine, I'll deal with this matter myself with authority!" While she was plotting, the South Park Quartet can be seen wrapping gifts. "I bet she'll like my gift." said Cartman. "Naw, she'll like mine!" said Stan. "Whatever guys. We got to ready asap." said Kenny. "Good point." said Kyle.
Also, the physics are prepping. "Okay, this should do the trick!" said Meg as she managed to wrap her gift neatly. "Hey Meg, can you give me a hand?" her friend Patty asked her. Meg went to help her as over there, Nina and Almondine just finished with their gifts and when they looked outside, they saw the eds with their gifts. "hey guys! How's it going?" Nina called out to them. "Oh hello there. We are doing fine. Thanks for your concern." Edd replied. "This is gonna be a blast!" said Eddy. "BIRTHDAY BASH!" Ed added loudly. "Now Ed, lower your voice please" Edd reminded him as they headed back to their cabin.
Back at the sports complex, Lazlo and co worked through to set up the place for the party. Lazlo can be seen blowing balloons while Patsy, Kyla and Lela hang some decorations and put up the streamers and Penny and Mercedes are carrying fold-out long tables from the storage area of the complex. Just then, Raj, Clam and Samson showed up.
Raj: "We've come to help prepare this surprise party."
Penny: "Okay. You and the guinea pig set up ya records and Clam can help me and Benz with some heavy liftin!"
Clam: "No problem!" So the trio joined in and they managed to set up everything together. As Lazlo blew up a balloon. He felt tired. "Gee, I could use a break." Kyla then approached him. "You really could use a break. So, you've got it!"
"Thanks Kyla." Lazlo went to look for Patsy as Raj and Samson took over his task and soon enough, Lazlo saw Patsy setting up the decorations and he even glanced at her panties from below since she's standing on a ladder to decorate. All of a sudden, she lost her balance! "AAAHHHHH!" She shrieked until she landed on a pair of arms shortly. "Oh, my hero!" She blushed and kissed Lazlo. All except Raj awe in happiness. "I wish the mongooses don't exist!" he muttered to himself as Penny and Mercedes went to check on their cousin."
Penny: "Okay, no injury on P Benz!"
Mercedes: "Dat's a relief 'Nette!" Then, Mercedes turned to Patsy. "We'll take it from here P! You just sit back n take a short break!" So now that Lazlo and Patsy are on break mode, Patsy went to ask Lela. "Can me and my Lazlokins use your indoor pool?"
"Sure! Enjoy yourself!" Pleased, they made their way there as the rest continued setting up the party.
When Lazlo and Patsy entered, they could see the full view of the Olympic sized swimming pool. "This is gonna be fun!" said Patsy. "Yeah! But, we didn't bring our swimming attire."
"Who needs a swimming attire." Then, Patsy stripped down till she's naked. The audience woos at her sexy hot body. Lazlo's eyes went wide with understanding so he stripped down too and is now naked. "Ready?"
"Oh yes I am." The lovebirds smiled at each other and dove into the pool with a splash. Laughing, they swam around together and went underwater swimming around. Lazlo really cannot take his eyes off Patsy as he kept staring at her wet, sexy body. As they resurfaced, "That was fun. And Lazlo, why are you staring at me?" asked Patsy. Lazlo was speechless for a moment and then, "Well...it's just seeing your beautiful naked body in the water makes me feel..." Patsy already knew what he was trying to say for she could see a long rod erected in the water and it made her blush. "Oh Lazlo. You're making me feel the same about you." Then, Lazlo swam to Patsy and pressed her on the lips. Patsy pressed hers' back onto his as she wrapped her arms and legs around him and he did the same.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Patsy moaned sexually.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Lalzo moaned as the couple sank underwater as they continued to makeout.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Patsy continued moaning sexually
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Lazlo continued moaning as they makeout for a few minutes and resurfaced to catch some air. Then, Patsy made her move as she stroke Lazlo's balls. "OH SHIT!" Lazlo exclaimed. "I see stroking your balls made you get hard." said Patsy. "Well then. Time to fuck you!" Lazlo put his hard rod into her sex and started the thrusting.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH! IT'S SO FUCKING TIGHT AND WET!"
"AAAAHHHHHHHH! IT'S SO FUCKING BIG AND CEMENT HARD!"
Having sex in the pool is something as Lazlo pounded and thrust into Patsy hard and Patsy was hollering erotically and they did it for 30 minutes
"AAAAAHHHHHHH! FUCK!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH! SHIT!"
As Lazlo worked on the pounding, he worked on massaging her girlfriend's huge 44D breasts and he even licked her sexy tits as he buried his face onto her huge bosoms.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH! LAZLO!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" PATSY!"
In response to this sexual intercourse, Patsy's hands went into the water and started to stroke his balls. "You like it when I do that?"
"Oh shit! I do!" So they continued on for 45 minutes until...
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! LAZLO! I CAN'T HOLD MUCH LONGER!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! PATSY! I THINK I'M GONNA-"
"TOO LATE! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Heaps of cum was released on both sides and a huge supply of breast milk was squirted. "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!" a satisfied Lazlo can now be seen drinking the milk. "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Refreshing!"
"I know. Right after you fucked me hard." said Patsy in a sexy voice. "Fucking you sure tiring."
"I know babe. Let's just relax for a while." So the couple floated on the pool naked for some time.
I hour later...
There was silence in the pool as 2 naked bodies continued floating. Lazlo then realised something. "Oh shit! The party! We better get back to the others!"
"Well what are we waiting for?" the duo swam back and got off the pool and dried themselves. Lazlo watched as Patsy dried herself off as she rubbed the towel on her sex. After they changed back to their camp uniforms, they left the pool to meet the others.
Outside...
When Lazlo and Patsy arrived, they saw that most of the campers are here with their gifts and the Smiles families and relatives are also here. "Look! There's your mom Patsy! Let's go see her!"
"Sure!" So the duo went to meet her and she's named Lori. Along with her is Patsy's younger brother. "Hey sis!" he called. "What's up Davis?" Patsy greeted as she turned to Lori. "Hi mom! It's been a while!"
"Hello there Patsy. It's been a while since I saw you. How is everything with you and Lazlo in camp?"
"It was so much fun! We had a great time!" While Patsy and her mom chatted and with Lazlo bonding with Davis, Penny can be seen meeting her family. Her parents, Darryl and Diane are there along with her older sister Kelly and her younger twin siblings Jamal and Hilary who are now 10 years old. "Hey 'Nette! How is everything?" Jamal asked her. "It's all good J." Penny replied. "Matter of fact, I got a new boyfriend!"
"What? You got ta be kiddin me!" said Kelly. "I'm surprised princess." said Darryl for he knows that Penny has dated other guys but dumped them for reasons. "So, what does he look like?" asked Diane. "Oh you'll all find out soon enough." How surprising to the whole family as nearby, Mercedes is meeting her parents. Warren and Tracie. "Everything is fine and I recently got boyfriend. You'll meet him soon." Mercedes stated. "I'm impressed. Well, I look forward to meeting him." said Warren. "Me too." said Tracie. While Penny and Mercedes are chatting, Kyla and Lela are seen bonding with Elizabeth who appeared in the first season and a black haired mongoose named Esdee and their Harlem cousin, Tichina.
Elizabeth: "So how's the railway business Esdee?"
Esdee: "It's good. Delivered some shiny metal boxes to some station and sold a few of them."
Tichina: "That's nice. Yo job really gets ya high pay I presume."
Esdee: "Absolutely."
Kyla: "Cool. I wonder whether our other relatives are dropping by?"
Lela: "I dunno. Janet texted me saying she's busy and unable to come." While they are chatting, Lazlo and co met them and they bonding talking about their stuff while Diane, Lori and Tracie began preparing the party food and the rest of the campers just did nothing but wander around the sports complex or socialize among themselves.
Back at camp...
It was like about 6:30pm as Edward, Stewie and Diana pulled into camp and parked the ride outside their cabin. "Okay people. Let's get this stuff into my HQ!" Stewie ordered as Edward and Diana carried the technological goods into his cabin. "Leave the generator. It's too heavy for us to lift. We'll get the yellow skinned Mutt and his goons to do the dirty work."
"You mean Nelson kid?"
"Of course. That's what I said platypus boy."
"Uh, no you didn't. You mentioned his surname not his name."
"Whatever. Now, GET THIS STUFF INTO MY HQ AT ONCE!" Grumbling, Edward got to work as Stewie's phone buzzed. he took it out and found out he had a message. He read it and then, "Okay people, I got a text message saying that we meet the whole camp at a sports complex."
"The sports complex? is it the one that my cousins are running?"
"You mean they own this place PC whiz girl?"
"Yeah! And that's also why the camp is empty but only the 3 of us are here."
"True. Now, MOVE! We got to rendezvous with them ASAP!" Edward who just finished moving the stuff out got the ride ready as he drove Stewie and Diana to the sports complex with Diana giving him directions. "I wonder what's in store for us?" asked Diana. They gasped. "Uh...It's not in store for us first of all. It's in store for you." said Edward. Diana looked surprised. "For me?" She thought. "What is going on?" Her mind is full of curiosity as they made their way there.
Back at the sports complex, the smell of turkey ham, bacon and chicken club sandwiches, deep-fried chicken, pasta, pizza from Speedy Toni's, burritos, nachos and tacos from Taco Bell, burgers, fries and many different types of food from either the eating places or cooked by the Smiles family made all the campers very hungry. "Can we start the party?" asked a nobody. "NO! Muthafucka! We must make it a surprise party! Got that?" Penny chided him. Then, Lazlo got a text message. "Stewie messaged me. they're on their way!"
"Perfect! Off tha lights! Make no sound! If one of ya cunts do that, I'll crush ya balls! Got that?" Mercedes warned them. All nodded as the lights are off and all waited.
Shortly thereafter...
The trio arrived at the sports complex. "Oh I say, it's pitch black! it reminds me of that movie where fatman had seizures when he watched it."
Flashback...
Peter was twitching and shaking in fear and panic as the whole background area appeared to be exactly pitch black except the TV's on and it shows the scene as he continues to twitch about when, "Petah, why are you watching horror movies this late night instead of having sex with me?" Out of the darkness came Lois as she turned on a flashlight which was directed to Peter and, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The nightmare has haunted and traumatized him as he fainted. The lights were on and Lois shook her head as she dragged Peter who kinda looks zombified up to the bedroom.
End Flashback...
As the trio entered the large basketball court, "Gosh it's dark. I can't see a thing and you're right Stewie. It reminds you of the movie...Stewie?...Edward?..." She looked around the darkness and saw nothing for a moment then...
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"CLICK!"
"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!" The lights were flicked on and campers and relatives all cheered as Diana looked around the large basketball court. On her right is the refreshments and gifts and in the front is a large stage built on it and lots of decorations. "For me?" A huge smile appeared as Mercedes and their parents appeared behnd her a gave her a warm hug. "Happy 12th birthday sugar." said Warren as he and wife gave their daughter a kiss. Mercedes hugged her sister as Diana was extremely elated as she started to tear up a bit joyfully. "Thanks you everybody." She said. All smiled. "Now, LET'S GET DIS APRTY STARTED!" She declared. All cheered as Raj, Samson and joining them is Brainy from PS 118 all spin the records together as all began to party.
It cuts to Edward and his 4 older brothers, Stewie, Chip and Skip, Bart and his gang and the PS 118 5th grader gang all drinking soda and crushing cans for fun.
Edmund: "Hey Wolfgang. I bet 750 buck if you can crush this empty can with your crotch!"
Wolfgang: "Watch and learn then dweeb." Wolfgang grabbed the empty can and once he thinks he's ready, "SMASH!"
"HA! Edmund. You owe me some green paper you scrawny twit!"
"Dammit!" Edmund paid Wolfgang as Cheesly bet. "I can smash 2 with my dick!"
"Oh yeah? I can do 3 ya fuckin fatass!" Nelson bet. So while the large gang display their strength, it cuts to Diana who just blew a out her large birthday cake and the whole family cheered as Lori, Tracie and Diane began serving the campers. Ed and Rolf got a bucket of fried chicken each and began chowing down together. Lazlo and Patsy can be seen dancing and some campers are doing basketball shots since the party is at the large basketball court. Mercedes joined the fun and began demonstrating her moves and shots impressing the campers as Spinelli, TJ and Vince joined the fun. Nearby, Chowder is stuffing his face with mashed potatoes and at the same time is running away from Panini. Gorgonzola was laughing his ass off as Cheviche stared at him. "Ha! Ha! The fucking pudge gets the stalker behind his fucking tail!" He laughed as nearby, The PS 118 gang are throwing balls into hoops and drinking soda and eating the food at the same time. "Some party right Arnold?"
"You bet! This is one cool party!"
"More like a cool and awesome party!" Rhonda added as she threw a ball into the hoop and they cheered. All is going well as...
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"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" All stopped what they are doing. Outside, Lois had a megaphone and is in a pissed manner as she put it aside. "You people have broken the camp rule that there should be no PARTIES! I'm in charge here so I command all of you to end this at once and return to camp or I'll turn every single one of you to the police! NOW! You don't want me to call 999! Would you?" All gasped as Stewie who's with Elizabeth whispered. "Tell hip-hop, fancy car and PC whiz girls to leave everything to me. Trust me." Elizabeth nodded as Stewie got off her arms and walked towards Lois.
Now once Stewie is outside, he walked to Lois. Lois smiled. "Good boy Stewie. Unlike those stupid, worthless and disobedient campers, you listened to your mommy." She picked him up and all a sudden, Stewie took her megaphone and, "LOOK! IT'S SAGGY NAGGY!" He shouted very loud through the megaphone. There were some people walking by heard it and gasped. A little boy who's with his parents exclaimed. "It really is saggy naggy! Let's beat the crap out of her!" He declared as many other children nearby all ran to Lois and began punching, kicking and stomping her down thus, Stewie broke free. The audience laughed at the scene including the whole party in the party as Lois shrieked and screamed in pain and torment. As the beatings continued on with the kids, dragging Lois away so that they can bring in more pain in a proper area, all cheered for Stewie as Wolfgang lifted him up and letting him ride on his shoulders. "Nice job kid." Edward praised him. "Yeah. Getting rid of Lois in order ta save tha party." said Penny. "Well, it's easy as an army of ants taking over McDonalds."
Cuts to the scene...
An ant can be seen planting a flag on top of the sign and it zooms away revealing ants crawling all over McDonalds taking all the burgers, fries, nuggets and other stuff away.
End Cutscene...
Now that Stewie got rid of Lois, the party continues on as Diana began opening her presents. "Cool!" she exclaimed as she got some clothes and snacks from some of the background campers, a rainbow monkey from Numbuh 3, flavoured jawbreakers from the 3 eds, the latest iPhone from her parents, a basketball from her sister, an iPad, a brand new Wii U, a flat screen plasma TV, some cash in an envelope and many more gifts in particular to the point that most of her gifts are electronics. "Cause my sis is a tech whiz!" said Mercedes as Diana opened another gift which is a wristwatch with a small note tied to it. "The note says, "Happy Birthday Diana. From the TUFF Quintet. Sorry we can't attend your party cause we're busy kicking some criminal ass. Have fun!" As she finished reading, "Let me try it on." She wore it and it fits her perfectly. After that, other gifts like a jersey from Vince, a sweater from Spinelli, a toaster from Clam and many more. "Damn! Yo lil sis got like at about 50 gifts or so!" Penny whispered to Mercedes. "Well, she's now 12 and she deserves to have a great birthday celebration." Mercedes whispered back.
After unwrapping her gifts, Diana went to join her sister and cousins as they continued to party as Lazlo and Patsy were spending ome time together sharing a slice of birthday cake when Lazlo noticed something at the party.
Patsy: "What's wrong my beloved Lazlo? Not enjoying yourself"
Lazlo: "Truth to be told, I'm enjoying myself with all the party food to eat and drink and to make my heart merry over you. It's just..." Patsy blushed red thinking that Lazlo is going to propose and "merry" her somehow.
Lazlo: "It's just something or more like, someone's missing!" Now that he said it, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!"
Edd: "Gracious me! There's lots of smoke! Carbon dioxide! From a large smokebomb!"
Jimmy(coughing): "I can't see anything around the smoke Sarah!" Sarah grabbed Jimmy to ensure he doesn't get lost and coughed up by the smoke. As it continues on, music was all of a sudden, being played.
Lazlo(coughing): "Who's playing that music?"
It went on until...
I'm an angel with a shotgun, shotgun, shotgun,
An angel with a shotgun, shotgun, shotgun.
Patsy: "Hey, who's singing this song?" Then, Diana found it familiar. "Wait, is that the song I listened to earlier this morning?" She thought as the lyrics was being sung.
Get out your guns, battle's begun.
Are you a saint or a sinner?
If love's a fight then I shall die
With my heart on a trigger.
They say before you start a war,
You better know what you're fighting for.
Well, baby, you are all that I adore.
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be.
When the chorus is about to be sung, the smoke cleared revealing...
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Clam: "The BRAWL gang!" And the chorus is being played and sung by Allan.
I'm an angel with a shotgun,
Fighting 'til the war's won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I wanna live, not just survive tonight.
In Clam's opinion, he's right! It's the BRAWL gang playing out the song as a rock band they call, "Inseparable" as Allan, William, Brandon and Amber rocked onto their electric guitars while Recon beat the drums and Lee keyed on the keyboard. As the band rocked out the music and Allan does the singing, all the campers cheered and danced to the music. Even the quintet joined the fun dancing to the music.
Once they are done, all applauded for them as they bowed to the audience. Allan then announced. "Now, let the real fun begin!" He jumped in the air and landed into the centre of the court as all cleared the way and those spinning records can tell what's going on because they begin playing some music and he began his breakdance. The rest of the BRAWL gang cheered as they joined the crowd and took turns with Allan in breakdancing as each member executed their moves.
During the dance off, Penny went to meet her family and brought someone along to meet them.
Penny: "Alright Mom, Dad, everybody, I would like ya all to meet my new boyfriend. William Heinrich Von Wolfshund!" Soon enough, William is introduced and the whole family was amazed.
Kelly: "Damn! His name sounds German to me!"
Penny: "Cause he's from Germany!"
All were more amazed especially her dad.
Darryl: "I'm not only amazed but also impressed. Some gentleman you have princess."
Penny: "Thanks daddy. There's more it to if you ask me. Show it to them William." He smiled and flexed his abs ripping his shirt which revealed his 6-pack rock hard abs.
Hilary: "Whoa. That was so manly!"
Jamal: "I know right? Plus, I liked his hairstyle and colour. Who would have guessed that a guy has purple hair!"
As Penny's siblings chat about William, Diane had a question to ask.
Diane: "So, William. What do you do during your free time like when you're spending your summer vacation or sort?"
William: "Simple and Active. I do all kinds of sports like basketball, football, rugby, ice hockey and whatever sport guys do even extreme sports like skateboarding and rollerblading. Plus, I play the violin."
Diane: "So talented and sporty! No wonder you have those manly abs." She then turned to Darryl. "I think he's perfect for our daughter Darryl."
Darryl: "Agreed Diane. He's perfect for our princess." Penny and William smiled at each other about this.
William: "Some family you have Penny. It's awesome."
Penny: "Thanks William." William then gave Penny a crushing hug that she can endure. "Oh fuck. I can feel your abs." she added as William stated. "Alright babe. Gotta hit the dance floor!" He dashed off to breakdance as nearby, Mercedes is meeting her parents.
Warren: "So, where's your boyfriend?"
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"Right now." Soon enough, "ADVENTURE TIME!" Brandon swung down and landed in front of them. "Ello mates. Did I arrive just in time or did I miss anything?"
Mercedes: "Yo just in time. Mom, Dad, this is Brandon Outbackson. My boyfriend." Brandon then shook Warren's hand. "So, how do you do?" he asked. "All is well mate! I'm adventurous!'
"You are?"
"Yeah mate! Here, let me show you!" Brandon took out a photo album of his adventures and showed them to Warren as they chat about them. "Looks like your father finds him interesting." Tracie told Mercedes. "And also, I think we'll approve of your relationship with him." Mercedes smiled as she gave her mother a hug as back to the party, Lazlo and Allan are hanging out.
Lazlo: "Dude. You planned this all along."
Allan: "You said it dude! It was Recon's idea that's why."
Lazlo: "Neat man! Right now, I can see Diana opening the gift you along with your gang bought together." They turned to their right to see Diana opening the gift and Recon and Lee are with her. As Diana unwrapped it, "No way...
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"The latest HP Spectre X360 laptop!" She exclaimed. "Yeah. We bought it and made a few modifications to improve on it's efficiency."
"Which is defined as the state or quality of being efficient." Lee finished Recon's sentence as Diana happily showed it to her parents who are greatly impressed that she acquired the latest model. "That's great for us to say that, you're old enough to understand responsibility which is why you now can have your own privileges like your phone and laptop." said Warren. Diana beamed in excitement as she joined her cousins into partying.
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The time is 12am midnight and the party has ended. Most of the campers already lef the sports complex as Kyla and Lela along with some family members and relatives cleaned up the place.
Elizabeth: "That was fun."
Esdee: "Yeah. I drank lots o soda. Too pooped to chit-chat."
Tichina: "Me too. I also had loads o pizza and spicy BBQ wings!"
Kyla: "Looks like it'll be a long night for us to clean tha place spick and span. Right Lela?"
Lela: "Totally. Hope we can get it done since most of our relatives n some campers pitched in."
While the cleaning goes on, Patsy, Penny, Mercedes and Diana greeted their parents goodnight for they need to return to camp. It cuts to them preparing to get into the SUV. "That party was a blast!" said Lazlo. "Yeah! And stupid fucking Lois thinks she can stop us but Stewie took care of her. Right Ollie?"
Ollie Williams: "DANG RIGHT N BEST PARTY EVAH! NOW GOTTA GO!" He jumped into his ride and drove off. "We should get goin." said Penny. "Damn right. Let's go." So they drove off as their parents watched them from a distance. Then, they packed up after helping Kyla and Lela clean the large basketball court and the Smiles Family all departed.
It cuts to camp as the quintet arrived and all headed to their cabin. "Tomorrow, I'll use my presents." said Diana. "Wise idea lil sis." said Mercedes as all changed to their nightwear for they are very tired from the partying and all went to get their shuteye as the camp remains tranquil for the rest of the night.
What a huge ass party it is! Thanks to CoolDudeStar for the idea was his and also, there will be another one in the next chapter! So, stayed tuned for more to come!