Chapter Fourteen
Plans for world domination!? Kenny, what are you up to?
Kenny: What? I thought that everybody wanted to rule the world.
Oh, so that's why it's at the top of your Itunes playlist.
Kenny: Uh, how do you know that?
Okay, secret's out. I look through all of your phones.
Carver: That must explain why I keep getting emails from Pornhub!
Uh, Carver, I never looked at Pornhub on your phone.
Carver: Oh. Well, jeez, I, Uh-
You were looking up those old videos you posted with that girl, weren't you?
Lee: It's cool, man. Like Hades said, everybody needs some form of porn. Yours just happens to be looking up old videos of dead chicks you used to bang.
Kenny: Didn't you bang her, too?
Lee: I did?
Carley: You did.
Lee: Wow! Where were we fucking, anyway?
Kenny: YOU WERE FUCKING IN MY SHIP, AND BEING WATCHED BY MY NOW-DEAD SON, YOU BASTARD.
Lee: How do I not remember any of this?
Carley: And why are you surprised? I'm pretty sure you've fucked every woman in this room!
Clementine: Hey!
Carley: I said every woman!
I think he's surprised because some asshole wiped his memory, and, keep in mind, he was a changed man.
Lee: That makes sense.
Ben) Have you ever used your dinosaur sized cock to pleasure some lucky girls?
Ben: Well, I-
As a matter of fact, he has! In fact, recently, he boned-
*Ben covers 001's mouth, and leads him out of the room.*
Ben: Are you trying to expose the relationship me and Becca have?
*001 forces Ben's hand off of his mouth.*
What relationship? The one where you go behind closed doors and fuck each other? In fact, how did this even begin? When did it begin? And why?
Ben: Fine. She was crying because she was made the punching bag, and, after all of the humiliation she'd been put through in the past couple of stories, she felt like nobody really liked her. I heard her, and I wanted to make her feel better, so, I took her out on a date. One thing lead to another, and we realized we had a lot more in common than we thought.
Like what?
Ben: Well, we're both black sheeps. We've both received pain and punishment for no reason other than the audience's entertainment. We like watching MLP, and we prefer old music to the shit that's coming out today.
Oh man, I'm with you on that last one. Seriously, are any of Justin Bieber's 'songs' supposed to be real music? What the Hell happened to this world?
Ben: I know, right?!
Okay, you and Becca enjoy your relationship. Have fun, and I'll keep it a secret as best I can.
Ben: Thank you.
Oh, one more question!
Ben: Shoot.
How many girls have you fucked with that BBC?
Ben: Around 322.
:-O
Woohoo! Clemmy's back! CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
*Shoots everyone with cake cannon.*
Goblin: We're not out of the woods yet Lee.
Lee: What do you mean?
Goblin: Clementine seems depressed. Take a look.
*Opens the door and shows Clementine, lying on the couch with the most depressed look on her face.*
Lee: Clementine, are you okay?
Clementine: I'm just depressed because NO ONE LOVES ME!
*She begins sobbing.*
Goblin: Now, that isn't true! Lots of people love you! There's, uh, your parents and… your grandparents, and, uhh... Lee, jump in! I'm drowning, here!
Lee: We care about you, Clem.
Clementine: No you don't! I ruined our friendship because of that LYING SCUM SUCKING WEASEL!
Kenny: Hey! Shut up about my boy!
*Goblin throws a pumpkin bomb at Kenny and kills him.*
Lee: Clem, I don't care about what happened! What matters is now, and how I don't want you to end up like how I saw you end up in another timeline! I don't want to lose you, too! You remember what it was like when you lost me? How much it hurt?
Clementine: Yeah, yeah, I do.
Goblin: I've lost people, too. My son, Harry. I wasn't there for him, like I should have been. I got so caught up in my work, in the things that I was doing, that it blinded me from being a good father.
Clem, I'd miss you! You're my friend, and I don't want to lose a good friend! And the people in the review sections? What about them? When you died, they were clamoring for you to come back! They wanted you back!
Lee: We all care about you, Clem! None of us want to see you go!
*Clementine turns around, and looks at the wall.*
Goblin: Come on, Lee. Let's go.
*Lee, Goblin, and 001 all prepare to leave Clementine alone, but…*
Clementine: Lee?
Lee: Yeah?
Clementine: Can I talk with you? Just you?
Lee: Sure, sweet pea.
*Lee sits next to Clementine, as 001 and Goblin leave.*
Author's Note: Clementine's back! But, unfortunately, no good deed goes unpunished, am I right? The coming chapters will, hopefully, show Clementine getting better, though, as someone who has experience with depression, it might be more realistic to have her 'recovery' be taken slowly. Also, I want to know something: what would you guys think if I did a collaboration with MistyxKisame on a story that she proposed? Anyway, thank you all for reading, leave a review, and, as always, take care, and I'll see you next time!