*Chris is sitting in a camera control room talking to a random intern*
Chris: I want EAGLES! I want EXPLOSIONS! I want ACTION!
Intern: Uh… sir?
Chris: WHAT!?
Intern: That really isn't in our budg-
Chris: I DON'T CAAAAAAARRRRRREEEE!
*The intern gets scared and runs away*
Chris: Yeesh, am I right? Hi, I'm Chris Mcclean and this is Total. Drama. NEWBIE!
*Intro*
Hey Mom and Dad I'm doing fine.
*Ferrian and Amphion racing up a hill*
You guys are on my mind,
*Camera zooms up the hill, showing John falling off, and attempting to grab Walter's helpful hand, at the last second Walter lets John fall*
You asked me what I wanted to be,
*The camera zooms underwater Jenna and Piper are underwater fighting*
Now I think the answer is plain to see
*Edward is in the forest, looking through binoculars, he sees Kanna and Lavender in the kitchen,
the camera zooms to the kitchen*
I wanna be... famous!
*Kanna tries Chef's food and vomits all over Lavender*
Na na na na na na
*Camera zooms to outside a cabin, Anna runs screaming out and slams into Katie*
Na na na na na na
*The camera zooms out to reveal Emily making a heart shape, camera zooms to Tom, Kael, and Christine climbing over each other to reach a marshmallow being dangled by Chris*
I wanna be, I wanna be
*The camera quickly shows every single cast member*
I wanna be famous...
*The camera ends on the entire cast roasting marshmallows in a fire*
*Intro end*
*Focus shifts to Amphion, sitting on a couch, asleep. Tom is on the other couch, asleep. Suddenly John appears behind the window*
John: AMPHION! TOM AND WALTER ARE EVIL!
*Amphion closes to blinds and John walks away, Amphion gets up and decides to walk around the mansion*
John Confessional
John: Aw man. It's weird, nobody believes me! I've been working hard trying to sufficiently explain myself! Amphion isn't trusting me! I need to try a different tactic…
End Confessional
Amphion *murmuring*: Behind Canada… behind Canada… Wait!
*Amphion stops, it's the Canadian flag hanging up, Amphion looks behind it, a small disc is taped to the wall*
Amphion: How did this get here?
*Amphion walks over to the DVD player in the main room, he puts the DVD in the player. Suddenly, one of Tom's confessional's play*
*On TV*
Tom Confessional
Tom: I mean, being evil is rrrreaaallly fun!
End Confessional
*Out of TV*
*Amphion gasps, when suddenly, he hears a lock clink on the door behind him, he turns around, where Tom is there, smirking. Focus shifts to the guys cabin, Walter is pretending to sleep, while John and Ferrian whisper to each other*
John *whispering*: Ferrian! Walter and Tom are evil!
Ferrian *whispering*: How do you know?
John *whispering*: We had access to television on Playa Des Losers, I saw everything!
Ferrian *whispering*: Really?
Walter Confessional
Walter: I heard them, I just don't care, nobody will believe John. Except maybe Anna...
End Confessional
*John nods and leaves the cabin to talk to Anna*
John: Hey Anna!
Anna: Hey… John…
John: Oh yeah… that uh…
Anna: Should we kiss or…
John: Are we there yet?
Anna: I think we're there yet?
*John and Anna kiss slightly but immediately pull away*
John: Let's wait.
Anna: Yeah.
John: Listen, Walter and Tom are evil!
Anna: Really?
John: Yes! You believe me, right?
*Anna ponders for a moment*
Anna: It's a little hard to believe that Walter could do any harm…
*John sighs*
John: Fine, what about Tom?
Anna: Maybe..?
*John sighs as focus shifts to Ferrian and Walter*
Ferrian: So John was talking nonsense, something about you being evil?
Walter: Really? That's kinda-
*Walter then falls off the top bunk he was laying*
Walter: Ow.
Walter Confessional
Walter: I… totally… meant to… do that! Yeah, totally.
End Confessional
Ferrian Confessional
Ferrian: Walter is really helpless… like, really helpless. John seems to be going a little coocoo.
End Confessional
*Focus shifts back to Tom and Amphion, facing off*
Amphion: The facade is over Tom, I know who you really are!
*Tom grins*
Tom: Thank god. Y'know, it's really hard keeping up a warm and fuzzy facade, at least no one suspected a thing!
Amphion: It's over Tom, I'm telling everyone else.
*Amphion walks to leave but Tom blocks him*
Tom: Door's locked, and by the time you leave, you won't be telling anyone a thing.
*Amphion chuckles lightly*
Amphion: You're joking right?
Tom: Not. One. Bit.
Tom Confessional
Tom: I've got to be honest, physically, Amphion would crush me, like a twig! But if there is one thing I'm good at, it's being brave.
End Confessional
Amphion: C'mon.
Tom: What if I told you about another villain in our midst, and you back off!
Amphion *intrigued*: Who?
Tom: Walter.
Amphion: Y'know, I'd believe you… but you kinda just locked me in here and threatened me.
Tom: Well, you'll be suspicious, at the very least.
Amphion: Yes I will. Now let me out.
Tom: No.
Amphion: Yes.
Tom: No.
*Amphion lifts up Tom's relatively weak body*
Amphion: I don't like doing this.
Tom: Doing what?
*Amphion throws Tom and moves to the locked door, it has a special lock that requires a key*
Amphion: Where is the key?
Tom: Key?
Amphion: Yeah, the key!
Tom: I didn't use a key lock…
Amphion: Did someone lock us in here?
Tom: Oh no…
*Focus shifts to the campers, enjoying the sunlight outside the cabin, suddenly Chris lowers down on a helicopter*
Chris: Alright listen, so apparently Chef "accidently" locked Amphion and Tom in the winner's cabin…
Chef: Me? You told me to-
Chris: Sh. Now, that's gonna be part 1 to our challenge, I guess.
John: What?
Chris: Whoever can break those 2 out of the cabin gets a reward for part 2. If one of them manages to break out on their own, they win the reward!
*Focus shifts inside the cabin where Amphion and Tom are listening in*
Amphion: Alright then.
Tom: Time to escape.
*Focus shifts back outside*
Ferrian: Sweet.
Chris: You can't cause any property damage though, that cabin costed A LOT!
Walter: Dang.
Chris: Alright, start, I guess?
*Chris and Chef get back on the helicopter and fly away*
Ferrian *murmuring*: Hmm… I got an idea…
Walter: I do to Ferrian.
Ferrian: What? You heard me-
Walter: Yeah, bye now.
Ferrian Confessional
Ferrian: That was… odd…
End Confessional
*The campers split up, John and Anna go together however, but Walter follows Ferrian. Focus shifts to the 2, Ferrian appears to be to cutting up the zipline wire, while Walter watches from a distance*
Ferrian *murmuring* : Hm… I need it roughly… hm…
*Focus shifts to John and Anna, in the woods, using crude spikes from "Run, Race & Retake!" to chop down trees*
John: I'm glad we're working together.
Anna: I don't think anyone will target us, so we're pretty much fine.
John: Yeah, we don't really need immunity!
*Suddenly, one tree falls*
John: Timber!
Anna: Ha.
John: Alright, we need to chop it in half so we can build a ladder to the roof…
Anna: How would that help?
John: Well if we do it right we can also access windows, and one of them is bound to be open.
Anna: Hm… fair!
*Focus and time shifts back to Ferrian working and Walter hiding in the bushes. Ferrian has finished constructing a metal rope-pulley system to pull someone automatically up to the roof. Ferrian walks away to finish the system and Walter runs to the system to use it*
Walter: Easy peasy lemon shut up.
*Walter uses the system to quickly pull himself up to the roof, focus shifts to Anna and John, who are sweaty and on the roof*
John: Jeez that was hard.
Anna: Yeah!
*Suddenly there is a large snap on the other side of the roof, John runs to it, seeing that Walter snapped on the pulley system and is barely hanging on to the ledge*
Walter: John! John, John, please lift me!
*Walter's hand begins slipping. John looks back and sees Anna waiting, and looks down at Walter's helpless eyes*
Walter: PLEASE!
*Walter's hand finally slips and he begins falling, at the last second however, John manages to grab his hand and barely pull him up*
John: You owe me one, villain.
Walter Confessional
Walter: I… totally snapped the rope pulley thinga-ma-jig on purpose. I was testing John… yeah, yeah that's it.
End Confessional
Walter: Thanks.
John: I hate you.
Walter: Nice.
*The 2 rest for a moment but immediately get up to find a way in*
Anna: Boys?
*Anna opens up a ceiling panel and hops down*
Walter: I hate her so much.
*John looks at Walter*
John: Next time I'm letting you fall.
Walter: Yeah, sure.
*Chris flies back down on his helicopter and throws a key at Anna*
Chris: Looks like ANNA gets the reward for next challenge, and she'll need it-
*Suddenly Chris's helicopters sputters*
Chris: I'm gonna go now…
*Chris begins to fly away, then Chris's helicopter begins to swerve around uncontrollably, and crashes into a nearby forest. John and Walter get up, shocked*
John: Woah.
Walter: God, we have to see if Chris survived.
*Anna, Amphion and Tom climb up to the roof*
Amphion: What's wrong guys?
Tom: We heard a loud-
John: Chris crashed in the helicopter.
Amphion: WHAT? We have to find him!
Anna: Yeah! Chris threw me these keys before he fell out.
John: Keep them, just in case.
*Ferrian climbs up using the ladder*
Ferrian: Who broke my pulley system? More importantly, Chris is gone!
Walter: Yeah! We have to find him, and figure out what happened.
*Chef climbs up to the roof*
Chef: Everyone stay calm, I'm sure this is some sort of trick-
*Suddenly a dart hits Chef in the neck*
Chef: Oof.
*Chef falls unconscious and falls off the roof*
Ferrian: Chef!
*All the campers look in the direction where the dart came from, it's 3 intern's (Jack, Zach, and Bart), all positioned*
Walter: Intern's?
Bart: Our names are actually Jack, Zach, and BART!
Ferrian: Why did you-
Jack: WHY? We're tired of the way Chris treats us! So we're DESTROYING THE ISLAND!
John: WHAT?
Zach: Yeah! This island is already unstable, we just gave it a certain… push!
Anna: Oh jeez.
*Suddenly there is a massive earthquake as the island begins shaking*
Jack: Luckily Ferrian cut the zipline cord, so long campers!
*Jack, Zach, and Bart all jump on a boat and get away*
John: We have to find a way OFF THIS ISLAND!
Ferrian: We need to get to a boat…
Anna: or a PLANE!
Tom: Aren't all the plane's gone?
Walter: Chris MUST have some kind of private trailer, maybe he has an aircraft?
*Suddenly a larger shaking of the island commences, everybody shakes*
Ferrian: We have to try!
*All the campers climb down the ladder and begin searching the forest*
John: Oh jeez.
*The campers come across a crashed helicopter*
Anna: Oh man…
*The campers continue on their path, finding a hidden trailer, with a small plane*
Amphion: Jackpot!
*The ground shakes again*
Ferrian: We better go!
*Ferrian opens the plane door and the campers flood into the plane, cramming in*
John: This is realllly hard.
Anna: Yeah.
Ferrian: We need to use a key to get the ignition going!
Anna: What about…
*Anna pulls out the key she receives and hands it to Ferrian. Ferrian uses it and the plane begins taking off*
Ferrian: Hold on!
*Anna suddenly realizes what happened and is petrified*
John: What?
Anna: I'm afraid of heights!
John: Oh jeez.
*The plane begins soaring through the air while Anna screams*
John: Ow.
*The plane is now flying over Playa Des Losers*
Walter: I have an idea.
*Walter notices a hanging parachute and grabs it*
Amphion: That's the only parachute!
Ferrian: We'll just land somewhere else!
Walter: I'm getting out here!
Tom: Oh jeez.
*Walter jumps out the doorway and parachutes down on to the island of Playa Des Losers*
Walter: Hey guys.
Kael: Is that Walter?
Christine: Oh my god it is.
*Focus shifts back to the other campers in the plane, Anna is still screaming*
Amphion: Got an idea where we can land?
Ferrian: Remember that volcanic land?
John: Oh no.
Ferrian: Oh yes.
*The plane goes down, landing on a molten, rocky island, it's a rough landing*
Tom: Kinda wish I joined Walter.
Anna: I'm never going skydiving.
John: Same, I guess.
Amphion: Well we're here. We escaped, hopefully someone can-
*Suddenly Chris, on a new helicopter lowers down next to the campers*
Chris: Good job! Although I would've preferred if you didn't team up.
Ferrian: Wait! Are you… here?
Chris: It was faked dude.
Amphion: How did you..?
Chris: We used underground drilling to simulate an earthquake, we paid some of our interns to fake a mutiny, and I just got out of the helicopter before it crashed!
John: What about the intern flying the helicopter.
Chris: Him? He uh… so! Whoever escaped the island first was supposed to win immunity, but… you all escaped together, the first person to escape (in my opinion) was Walter, as he got out of the plane FIRST!
Tom: Seriously?
Chris: Very. Get in the helicopter!
*All the campers hop in the chopper and fly toward Playa Des Losers, where Walter is getting a tan*
Walter: What happened?
Ferrian: All of it was faked, you won, get in!
Walter: Sweet.
*Walter hops in the chopper and they arrive back at the island*
Walter: That felt way too difficult to fake…
Amphion: It's better if you don't think about it.
Tom: Yeah.
Walter: Since I have the winners cabin, I choose… Ferrian to join me.
*Ferrian is confused at first, but accepts it*
Walter Confessional
Walter: I wanted to pick Tom, but… I had to divert suspicion. Ferrian can't think I'm evil now!
End Confessional
Ferrian Confessional
Ferrian: Walter is way too nice to be evil! He can't be evil! Nooo way…
End Confessional
*The helicopter lands on the island, all the campers sigh and go back to their cabins*
Amphion: Oh, by the way everyone, I found something about To-
*Tom shuts his mouth and drags him to the forest*
Amphion: Are we seriously gonna do this again?
Tom: Shut your mouth, and everything will be fine.
Amphion: Ugh fine. You're really annoying.
*Focus shifts to Walter and Ferrian, sitting on the couch in the winner's mansion*
Ferrian: So, why'd you pick me?
Walter: Well you felt friendly and like I could trust you.
Ferrian: Oh… thanks.
Walter: Who do you plan on voting for?
*Walter motions for Ferrian to follow him, they both go to the kitchen, where Walter pulls 2 bottles of soda out of the fridge*
Ferrian: Tom… I guess.
*Walter tosses the soda to Ferrian*
Walter Confessional
Walter: I don't care if Tom's out, if anything, it'd be nice!
End Confessional
Walter: Cool. Good for you!
*Walter and Ferrian clink drinks as Focus shifts to Amphion, Tom and John all sitting in a cabin together*
Tom: So, how's it-
Amphion: I know Tom is evil John!
*Tom's eyes go wide as John smirks*
John: Found out huh?
Tom: Oh jeez…
John: What?
Tom: Didn't want to have to do this…
Amphion: Oh no…
*Tom smirks and quickly hits Amphion and John, the 2 get into combat positioning and get ready to fight*
John: That was quick.
*The 3 begin fighting, Tom mainly dodging attacks and redirecting their own attacks at each other*
Amphion: Dude! Just LET. IT. GO!
*Tom keeps dodging and swerving around, managing to take down John*
John: Ow…
Amphion: Alright man, it's time to stop.
Tom: I'll stop when you promise not to-
*Tom tries to kick Amphion, but Amphion catches it and throws Tom away*
Amphion: Stop.
Chris *on loudspeakers*: Everyone! MARSHMALLOW TIME!
*All the campers go to the marshmallow ceremony as focus shifts there*
Chris: Alright, everyone, vote.
*A compilation of the campers voting*
Chris: Now. Marshmallows go to…
Walter,
Amphion,
Ferrian,
And Anna.
John: What?
Chris: John and Tom. John, you were kinda annoying for a bit. Tom, you were "discovered" to be a SUPER PSYCHO! It was pretty tough, but… the final marshmallow goes to…
John. Tom, I'm afraid you've been voted off.
Tom: I'LL GET MY REVENGE! I WILL COME BACK, STRONGER THAN BEFORE! YOU WILL ALL PAY!
*Chef grabs Tom and throws him on the boat of losers which sails away*
Tom: YOU ARE ALL STUPID! I WILL ASCEND SOON! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
*Tom sails off into the distance*
Chris: Wow. Looks like it's coming down to the wire as a villain has been knocked out of the running! See what happens next time on total. Drama. NEWBIE!
A-N
This took a surprisingly long amount of time for me to write. Eh, sometimes it happens like this. Anyway, I know it's very over the top and extreme, but I wanted to do something climactic and epic for such an important episode (Like "Eruption & Escalation") I do personally think I went a little far, but I still like this chapter.