Yo! What up my people? Sorry! I just really had to do that! Any who I was not planning on updating today, but my fanfic Bestie, Bessie (That's not her real name and you will never know who she is…..NEVER) "convinced" me to update.
Moving on! So of the three people who gave me a straight answer on who won last chapter's rap/song parody battle the winner is, drum roll please, Connor! Who won in a VERY close tie with the final scores being Travis: 1 and Connor: 2! I would advise Leo to avoid Travis for awhile….
Quick Question! Do you peeps like the battles where you get to decide who one? I'll do more if you want!
Disclaimer: I don't own it and you should know that. Also don't own the original lyrics!
Setting: At camp half-blood where Jason is just randomly not there and Piper is upset with Drew!
Story Suggestion and Dedication/Detonation: This story was suggested by Dovewing268! So sorry it took me so long it get it out! My sorry excuse is that I have a spreadsheet of all the songs, and settings, and who will sing them and this one was the first one on it so it took me awhile to get to it! I like to do things backwards!
This story is also Dedication/Detonation (Inside joke) to my Fanfic Bestie, Bessie, who I accidently killed by detonating this chapter to her and since I'm an ax murder! Now her IMPORTANT Lawyer guests are going to come after me since she exploded while waiting for this chapter! I didn't get it out fast enough! So instead of flowers I wrote this for her!
Piper's POV! Oh and quick note this is just some Piper/Leo friendship jazz
I ran out of the cabin blinking back tears!As someone yelled behind Drew yelled behind me "Ya, run, Dumpster Girl, but Jason will be mine!"
I hated those girls! If only they knew who my father was (A/N: That reminds me of Malfoy! I'll tell my father…) I turned the corner tears springing to my eyes when I ran into someone.
"Oh my gods!I'm so sorr- Leo?"
"Hey Beauty Queen, Are you okay?" He asked noting the tears in my eyes.
"Ya, it's just those girls-er my sister's and um, ya I'm fine." I ended somewhat lamely!
"You sure?" He asked cheekily "Cause I have a song what I'll cheer you up!"
Then without warning music started (A/N: It's a story! Music can just magically start!) and Leo burst into song.
Note: Leo is BOLD and Italics and Piper is Italics
You call her out
But she can't hear a word you say
I'm talking 'bout you being a butt
She's criticized
But all Drew's bullets ricochet
Shoot her down, but she'll get up
Leo gestured frantically at me, signally that he was out of words
He's bulletproof, He'll never lose
Fire proof, fire proof
Ricochet, Drew takes her aim
Fire proof, fire proof
Drew shoots her down but she won't fall
She is Piper Mclean
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am Leo Valdez
Cut her down
But it's you who'll have me as your enemy
Stolen cars, daughter of love
Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break our bones
I'm talking 'bout you being a butt
He's bulletproof, he'll never lose
Fire proof, fire proof
Ricochet, Drew takes her aim
Fire proof, fire proof
Drew shoots her down but she won't fall
She is Piper Mclean
Drew shoots her down but she won't fall
She is Piper Mclean
She is Piper Mclean
She is Piper Mclean
Festus, machine shops
Firing at the ones who run
Festus as his figure head
Drew shoots her down but she won't fall
She is Piper Mclean
Drew shoots her down but she won't fall
She is Piper Mclean
Drew shoots her down but she won't fall
She is Piper Mclean
Drew shoots her down but she won't fall
She is Piper Mclean
I am Leo Valdes
As the song ended we both fell over crying but this time it was because of laughter!
"Thanks Repair Boy," I said.
"Any time Beauty Queen," he replied as he stood up and walked away.
Lame ending! I know! But on the bright side I'll be able to update… sometime!
About updating: I won't update until at least review 100! Even then I'll be kinda busy so I really don't know when I can update!
So I have three things for you!
1) A virtual cookie (::)
2) Tell me if you want more parody wars!
3) Give me a review!
Love,
Water Owl