Disclaimer: I don't have any clean clothes, hence I can't even give you the shirt off my back should I get sued.

Dedication: Pippin's a good, brave, boy.

Author's Note: WARNING: I will be referencing some of Gambit's piercings, when reading this chapter please remember: I am insane; do not try this at home.  Wish me luck with my art history essay, I've lost the title and could well end up writing a lot of it with a hangover.

Chapter 14: How To Have Fun On The Date From Hell.

Jubilee flounced into the dorm room as though some major tragedy had just occurred.  She slumped on her bed, sighing heavily.

"Good night?"  Rogue asked, she was the only other girl in the room.

"Fucking marvellous."  Jubilee sat up straight and glared at Rogue.  "You can work out what it was like, you must have known where he was taking me."  She fell back on the bed again.  "I should have known where he was taking me.  Fucking accent!"

"So, you didn't have fun?"

"Fun?  How do you have fun when you're stuck in a club with a bunch of morons trying to look up your skirt and a guy more interested in riffs and chord changes than you?!"  Jubilee was incredulous.

"Ah guess ya don'."

"Wrong, you wait until after when his adrenaline's surging and fuck like rabbits in the alley behind the club!"  She announced joyfully.  "I never realised how cool piercings could be!  I mean the one in his tongue was weird at first but kissing is like ten times better with it.  Of course, I got the shock of my life when he dropped his pants and revealed the one in the end of his…"

"Ah know Jubes, shit he offered ta show me one tahm!"

"Oh, so you know where I'm coming from!"  Jubilee was stunned.

"Ah didn't take him up on it!"  Rogue answered blushing and pushing her hair behind her ear.

"Oh, your loss."  Jubilee announced dismissively.  "So how was your night?"

"Fahn."  Rogue knew she couldn't hurt her friend with the truth, how could she tell her, "Ah watched a video, read a book and fantasized about Gambit, strip poker and whipped cream!"  Feeling her response inadequate she added, "Ah think Bobby may ask me out."

"Great, we can double!"  Said Jubilee oblivious to her friend's discomfort.

Yeah, thought Rogue, ah can't wait ta spend the naght watching ma Gambit touch you how he should be touchin' me, fan-fuckin'-tastic!