Author's Note

Hi there! So I got a few messages saying I was mean for cutting it where I did in the last chapter, it's called suspense people, fio.

You can still vote on what Spencer's wife will look like! The pics are on my tumblr (link in profile) and the results so far are below! You can PM me your vote or leave it in the comments!

KK 6

OW 5

LM 0

NP 1

Thanks again for all the reads, comments, faves and alerts.

Love you all bunches and bunches,

girgirl29

ps I'm kinda mad. I can't drive and my mom will not take me to see Harry Potter... we live down the street from a drive-in showing it at 12:01 AM... Yeah. She told me I could get it for Christmas.

"Bonjour?" A sleepy but definitely female voice asks.

"Est mihi amica. Duis semper egestas nunquam had a ipsum et est semper Numquamultra annum. Donec et ipsum et difficultatem mihi credere velint testimonium. Quod itadictum accepimus simul enim poteratis sed ne de toto anno quid adhuc matrimonium." He says softly in Latin causing JJ to smile slightly even though she has no idea what he just said. (It's me sweetheart. We were playing never have I ever and one was Never have I ever been had a girlfriend for more than a year. Apparently they find it hard to believe that I have a girlfriend and they want proof. So could you explain that we have been together for over a year but don't mention the whole marriage thing yet.)

"But Spencey." She protests softly.

"No amica. Nibh justo ... EGO operor is mihi videre non potuit sustinere vos adepto jobmeo malum. Donec me vos protegant." Spencer says softly and not at all harshly. (No sweetheart. Please just do it for me… I couldn't stand to see you get hurt because of my job. Just let me protect you.)

"Fine." The mystery woman sighs softly obviously understanding Latin.

"So... Hi, I'm Spencer's girlfriend." She says a bit louder.

"Hi there Spencer's girlfriend, do you have a name?" JJ asks smiling brightly.

"No names." Spencer said quickly.

"I do. But Spencer said no names but you can call me... Bubbles." She says happily. "Bubbles?" Morgan asks.

"Or Blossom or Buttercup." She tells him. JJ laughs understanding the Power Puff Girls reference while everyone else stares blankly.

"Why Bubbles or Blossom or Buttercup?" Derek asks confusedly his words slurring.

"Those are some of the names my friends and I go by when we're working the street corners." She says sarcastically. Derek starts to choke while JJ and Spencer burst out laughing along with 'Bubbles'.

"Haha! Got you." She gasps through her laughter.

"Seriously though have you never seen Power Puff Girls? It's almost as good as Scooby Doo or Spongebob!" She says excited at the thought of her all time favorite cartoon.

"Um, No?" Derek says questioningly.

"Then shut your face hole! I will not talk to you anymore." She screams into the phone while Spencer, JJ and Emily burst out laughing at Derek's face as he sits down and begins to pout.

"Be nice Bubbles." Spencer says through his laughter.

"But he sucks at pop culture." She whines.

"Yeah but he isn't completely useless." Spencer says calmly.

"Fine but if I can't be mean to him I get to nickname him." She sighs.
"Knock yourself out." Spencer says with a shrug as everyone else waits for her to pick a nickname.

"I'm gonna call him… EDWARD! Like the gay sparkly vampire from Twilight!" She announces happily as everyone else bursts out laughing.

"That is why I love you." Spencer gasps between laughs.

"I'm gonna go hang out with Hotch." He mumbles sadly as he leaves the room... it's his room. Ah drunk people.

"So anyways Bubbles how did you meet Spencer?" Emily asks.

"Oh now that's a good story. So you see I was in his psychology class in college and after class I went to go get a coffee before... work and Spencer was there. We started to talk about the homework, how much of an asshole the Professor was, and so on. We were talking about this movie we both wanted to see and he asked me to go with him. I of course had to say yes because of his uber hotness and genius brain. So we went to the movie and got coffee afterwards and he asked me out again. I was all like "Heck yeah!" and he was all like "Then I'll see you tomorrow night at eight." and it was so sweet! (she takes a deep breath) And so we started dating." She says quickly and excitedly.

"Oh. My. God... That's so sweet!" JJ squeals glancing over at Spencer.

"She forget to mention that when I met her she was dressed as a fairy, wearing a fake mustache." He says dryly as she giggles.

"Yep." She says happily.

"How long have you been dating?" Rossi asked.

"We started dating when we were twenty so five years." She says happily while Spencer smiles.

"Whoa. Back up. You've been dating her the entire time I've known you and Giddeon made you take me out on a date?" JJ asked.

"Oh Giddeon... He was a douche." Bubbles says randomly.

"Why?" Rossi asked thinking of his old friend.

"He didn't approve of my 'job'." Bubbles says angrily.

"What did you do?" Rossi asks curiously.

"Oh I was a stripper. I didn't have sex with them I just took it off (like Ke$ha… there's a place downtown..) but Agent Asshole didn't think I was a good influence. I quit after I moved to LA though." She says quickly. They continue to talk until 4:00 am and Spencer goes back to his apartment.

"Do you think we fooled them?" He asks quietly as he embraced her.

"Darlin' they think I'm an ex-stripper named Bubbles that you've only known for five years rather than seven." She says quietly giggling.

"Well now they won't try to hook me up with random friends of theirs." He says happily.

"Damn right they won't because you're mine Spencer Reid." She mutters as they pick out a movie to watch… She chose Harry Potter because whenever they watched a Harry Potter movie or read the books they had an epic wizard/witch battle.