Sorry it took so long... I am seriously half asleep... Please enjoy!


"Well, I think the next best move would be to get inside Meltokio and see if we can get across the bridge." Zelos said to the group this time without his British accent.

"Yeah… Let's go…" Said the very droopy Rin.

"Why are you so down Rin?" Lloyd asked being the complete moron he is and forgetting the crying and the sadness Rin went through last chapter.

"SUDDENLY YOU CARE!" Rin yelled and then went back to crying.

"… I don't get it… Why did she snap at me?" Asked Lloyd.

"(sigh) You are so hopeless it's not even funny Lloyd…" Genis sighed.

"We'll make our way there in the morning, it's getting dark rather quickly." Raine said pointing out the obvious.

After everyone was done with their dinner, Colette asked if anyone wanted dessert. Rin agreed to have some, but Colette offered her only a few choices…

"There's shortcake, fruit cocktail… umm… sandwich?" Colette said to Rin.

"Give me the one that's the most fattening…" Rin ordered.

"So… Shortcake?"

"Yes! Strawberry Shortcake! Jump and clap and turn around!" Rin said remembering that horrible song and doing the hand motions.

Colette just stared at her.

"What? I can't sing the Strawberry Shortcake song?"

"… Are you brain-dead?"

"… Just give it to me already…"

Later, when Colette was done making the shortcake…

Rin finished scarfing the shortcake, and she said, "I just remembered… I'm allergic to strawberries…" She then started to vomit everywhere.

"Ewww… I swear, on the name of the Goddess Martel, I will never make another cake that is tall or short in anyway ever again."

The next morning Raine tried to heal Rin, but every time she tried using her magic power to heal her, Raine got thrown up upon. So she gave up. They made their way to Meltokio and waited for Zelos to show them the way.

"I'll show you guys the way… But someone has to do something for me first." Zelos said to them.

"Like what?" Lloyd asked.

"One of the ladies will have to give me a smooch. If they don't, then you won't get in!"

"Who's side are you on?" Genis questioned.

"So… Who will it be?" Zelos asked looking around.

"One… Two… Three…" Colette started.

"NOT IT!" Colette, Presea, Sheena, and Raine yelled at the same time.

Rin didn't know what was going on, since she was vomiting behind a bush.

"I don't feel so well…" Rin said as she walked over to the group.

"Rin! Darling! Wash your mouth before you kiss me please!" Zelos said to his victim.

"Kiss? I don't get it."

"You have to kiss Zelos so we can get in Meltokio." Lloyd said.

"Zelos, I refuse to kiss you." Rin simply stated.

"But you have to." Zelos replied.

"If you don't show us the way, I'll vomit all over you and your hair."

"Hmmm… That's fair enough…" Zelos said touching his hair.

The made their way through the sewers and caught up with the three convicts. The group beat them up until they gave in.

"Hah! No one can beat me!" Rin gloated.

Suddenly, a blue haired guy fell from the… ceiling? And landed on Rin and her back.

The shock from the guy landing on her made Rin vomit all over the floor. "Lloyd… Do I really have to ask?" Rin said to Lloyd.

"Ummm… Promise me you'll never eat strawberry shortcake again, okay?" Lloyd asked.

"Believe me, a girl can do only so much vomiting in one day."

"Good. Now… Blue haired muscle guy… Can you get off her?"

"Stand back, this girl is ready to throw up everywhere… And I'm not afraid to use her." Said the blue man.

"How are you gonna use me?" Rin asked.

"Like this." The blue dude replied as he lifted his leg the brought it down with enough force to knock-out a horse, causing Rin to projectile vomit on Zelos and his hair.

"M-My… h-hair…" Zelos said crying over his hair.

"Where is all of this vomit coming from?" Rin asked.

Suddenly, Presea walked over to the blue guy and swung her axe.

"You remind me of my lover… I LOVE YOU!" Regal said as he dodged her axe and realized that Presea reminded him of his lover, and automatically fell in love with her.

"Ewww…" Presea said.

"ONLY I CAN LOVE HER!" Genis said while shooting fireballs at him.

"No… My love… I will come back for you!" And with that, Blue (from Blue's Clues) left the sewers.

"That was weird…" Lloyd said to the group.

They then left the sewers and walked all the way to the Research Academy, talked to Kuchinawa, and agreed to wait a day to get the Elemental Cargo.

They then went to Zelos' mansion, where they met Sebastian.

"Sir, why is your hair coated with vomit?" Sebastian asked.

"… Don't remind me… (sob) (cry)" Zelos cried.

"Hey, I feel a lot better!" Rin said with happiness.

"Who wants dessert?" Colette asked the group.

"COLETTE! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE WORD 'DESSERT' FOR AWHILE!" Rin yelled.

"I'm kidding! It's barley lunch time!" Colette replied.

The day passed by rather quickly, not for Zelos though. It took him six full hours of washing his hair to get the vomit out. But, when everyone was done eating and showering, they had a party. They decided to play Truth or Dare.

"Sheena! Truth or Dare?" Zelos asked grinning uncontrollably.

"Truth, because I refuse to do anything you tell me to do." Sheena replied.

"Darn! Well, tell me! Do you think I'm sexy?"

"No way José!"

"(sob)"

"Okay! My turn! Rin! Truth or Dare!" Colette asked.

"Dare! But don't make me kiss Zelos or something…" Rin said.

"Okay… Let's see… I dare you to go into that dark hallway and say, 'Take me now!'"

"Okay…" Rin said as she got up and walked to the dark hallway. The group then heard her say, "Take me now!"

"Wow, Colette. I didn't know you were into that sort of stuff." Sheena said.

"Some say that if you do that, an evil spirit will come during the dead of night and steal your soul." Raine said with pupil-less eyes.

"TAKE IT BACK RIN!" Yelled Colette with tears in her eyes.

Rin was inches away from sitting down and reluctantly turned around and walked into the hallway and said, "Cancel that last request."

(SKIT ALERT!)

Title: Presea's Hair

"Hey Presea?" Rin asked.

"…" Presea ignored her.

"Presea? Hello? Anyone home?"

"…"

"I was wondering… When you spin around to lets say the right side… Why does your left pig-tail go up and your right go down?"

"…"

"I'll ask you when you have a soul…"


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