A quickie. Next chapters? Up to me. If anyone ever say; 'Update faster' or something like that, look at my avatar. That kind of review only slows me down.
But anyway, this is a cracky humor. Enjoy!
Welcome to The Amusement Asylum!
Boxing...?
What will you do when your friend's shoulder was chopped by the Slender Man who was controlled by a brat?
It needed almost ten persons to held Boris back from giving Gray Ringmarc (le Brat) a Chuck Norris punch. When the suffering little friend was still unconscious on the floor, everyone else were busy preventing Boris 'to get killed'.
Well, the dangerous one was Gray.
"You mother fuckin' psychopathic psychic!" Boris roared, "You're dead if she's dead, got it!?"
"Boris, calm down!" Julius scolded.
"What the hell! Why is my girl friend dying!? DOCTOOOR! SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOOR!" Ace whined around frantically, then his eyes fell to the nametag on Dr. Gowland's shirt. "You're a doctor! Help my wife!"
'WIFE!?' everyone twitched in disbelief.
"But I'm just a psychology and mental doctor."
"Why did this Tender Man hurt my girlfriend!?" Ace whined around again, already bringing Alice in his arms, bridal-style.
"Slender Man." The Tweedles corrected horrifiedly. And no one wanted to waste their breath for re-orientating the scary chronology that include a sickle, a dead old farmer man, and a map.
"I can help." Blood suddenly spoke up, and everyone turned to him.
"Wha—are you kidding?" Boris yelled, his eyes twitched; "You're...a psycho too! What if you're just going to rip her womb or something?"
Blood deadpanned at him and smirked. "Dear, Airay...Why are you suddenly becoming so worried about this girl?" he teased, crossing his arms.
Everyone turned to stare at Boris, who slowly forced a grin. If they'd look closer, they would see a vein popped on his temple.
"Of course I'm worried~" Boris said, "If she doesn't struggle when I grope her, it won't be fun anymore..."
"Ohhh...you're riiiiight..." everyone nodded, remembering how whacky everytime Boris bullied Alice days in the Asylum before the VIP began.
"It's fine, I can handle it. Besides, she's not dying." Blood said and approached Ace who was still holding the girl. "She just lost huge amount of blood...and she's sleeping."
Everyone finally noticed the snoring sound coming from the girl in Ace's arms. They sighed restlessly. Vivaldi then glanced to Gray who had been silent and expressionless all the time.
"I'm sorry." He said to Vivaldi, but everyone heard him.
"I'm not going to forgive you!" Vivaldi pouted and crossed her arms angrily. Gray's cold and empty exterior quickly turned into a begging kitty stare.
"Princess...please kill me." Gray looked down with shame. Everyone stared at the little monster in dibelief.
Man...that's way to creepy and cute at the same time.
Vivaldi glanced to Gray. "No. But promise me you will NOT chase Julius Monrey anymore!"
Gray pouted and then gave a deadly glare to Julius, who flinched in the sudden cold.
"I promise." Gray finally said with a deep childish pout, then sighed sadly. He was about to reach for Vivaldi's hand, but the girl narrowed her eyes on him and walked into the living room.
"Just prepare a kitchen knife, a sewing needle and a plasma thread, so I can sew her shoulder." Blood said to the others calmly, then glanced to Ace who was still holding Alice, and then narrowed his eyes. "Wait a second..." he twitched. "Is it just me, or are you people stupid?"
"What now!?" Boris growled.
"Where's her hand?" Blood deadpanned and pointed to Alice's armless shoulder.
"Ooooh...eeeewww..." most patients flinched.
"Wow, she lost her arm...that's wicked..." the Tweedles gaped in awe.
Apparently, no one realized that Alice lost her arm until recently. Blood sighed. "Someone has to go out there and get her arm."
"I'll do it~!" Ace said and handed Alice to Julius, then smiled dangerously at him. "I don't know what's your name, but don't do anything weird to my girlfriend. Okay?"
"SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
~.X.~
Ace was currently walking through the woods, chanting a song to remind himself of his task.
"I have to get Alice's arm...have to get her arm...wait...what am I doing here again?" Ace froze and stopped walking. He started to pull out his hair. "Hahaha! I can't believe it! I forgot what I'm going to do!"
"I knew it, nothing's going to be right with you." Elliot groaned and slapped Ace across his head.
"Ouch! Who are you!? Why did you hit me!"
"I'm Leonidas." Elliot twitched and facepalmed. "Just follow me, scum. We're going to take Alice's arm."
"Oh yeah!" Ace beamed, "I was going to take my girlfriend's arm too! Wait, your friend has the same name with my girlfriend! What a small world, hahahaha!"
Elliot just ignored him, although it was too irritating to do so. And then they stopped and froze as they saw a dog.
The damn dog had an arm between its jaw. Alice's arm nonetheless.
"Hey, that dog's got a big shank, hahaha!"
"It's Alice's arm, you idiot." Elliot shivered in wrath, and then, in a God war style, he pointed a spoon to the dog; "GET THAT DOG!"
So Ace and Elliot had to fight that big ass dog. It was just a dog, but they couldn't do it quick! Well, one does not simply...take a meat shank off a dog's jaws. Then Ace got this big ass bite on his butt, and Elliot got peed on by the canine, and finally they beat it down and got the arm.
Elliot and Ace held up the arm to the air; "WE DID IT!"
~.X.~
As the two return from their mission, the others had finished preparing the tools as well. It took ten minutes for Blood to clean up Alice's arm from gross things—considering holding a false arm was already gross—and then he sighed as he finished.
"Alright, Dad, bring the girl to the living room." Blood ordered while putting on his gloves.
Everyone else were in the living room, having tea and cake, but then suddenly Blood came and threw away the foods from the table, and Ace dropped Alice on the dining table slowly. The others did spit take on each other's faces.
"What the heck! Do you have to do it here!?"
"Shh!" Ace cryptically shut them. "Mom is going to start..."
Pierce had to puke into his cup as he saw the arm. Nightmare licked his lips as he saw the blood flowing from her shoulder, and he took a chance to poke off a bit of the blood and licked it, then sighed happily ('Ahh...so delicious...').
Vivaldi flinched and shivered once in a while as she watched the needle came in and out. Elliot fainted from the gruesome pressure. Julius just looked down to his empty cup, currently too shocked to do anything. Boris just grinned like a grinning statue. The Tweedles watched the surgeon worked as if watching Kamasutra, while Ace helped Blood to take and put down his tools, or wiped his sweat. Dr. Gowland's eyes had been creeping up and down at the girl, licking his lips once in a while. Gray just watched emptily as he ate his cake, looking so bored.
"I'm done." Blood announced and sighed, tugging a little to make sure her arm was sewn tight.
"Great! Now take her to the room." Dr. Gowland suddenly said.
Everyone froze and stared at him questioningly.
"We-Well, you know, I need to...check her...or well, something." The Dr. Laughed nervously.
"Oooh...okay." it was Pierce and Nightmare who went to take Alice's sleeping body to a room.
"Meanwhile, I have to prepare myself~!" Dr. Gowland sing-songed and went to the bathroom.
~.X.~
Pierce and Nightmare frowned in confuse as they saw the room. Well, there was nothing weird in there...except the dim golden light, the ROSES on the bed decorated into heart shape, and how the room was shut tight.
But that wasn't what bothering them.
"We have to put her on the bed." Nightmare said.
"Um...I should throw off some of the roses?" Pierce suggested, and Nightmare nodded.
None of them realized that the room's state was weird. Suddenly the door was slammed open, and Dr. Gowland came in, wearing an italian shirt, his chest was unbuttoned, his hair was wet, he was panting, and he smelt like Casablanca.
"What did you do to her!?"
"Um...we're just...putting her on the bed." Nightmare and Pierce answered. "But we threw the roses off a little."
Dr. Gowland sighed in relief. "That's ok. Now get out." He shoved the boys out of the room and slammed the door close.
Nightmare and Pierce exchanged confused stares, but not suspecting what the Doctor might do. Instead, they were welcomed with Dee and Dum.
"So they're in that room?" Dee asked.
"Oh God, oh God, they're going to do it!" Dum hyperventilated like a girl.
"Er...yeah?" Nightmare answered unsurely. Then he sighed and shrugged. "Let's go back and have some tea."
"Yeah..." Pierce nodded limply; "His perfume intoxicated me."
As the two left, the twins were getting crazier. "Oh GOOOOD! We have to see this!" they giggled like girls and then went to peek from the keyhole, then groaned.
"Man! It's sealed shut!" Dee whined.
"Ugh! Stupid old manor!" Dum groaned.
Gray just came back from the bathroom, feeling a little dizzy, since the bathroom smelt weird from the perfume. He stopped and saw the twin.
"What are you doing." He asked.
"Hey, you, come with us!" the Tweedles grinned and dragged the boy. "We'll show you how to be a man! Vivaldi will love you!"
Gray didn't say anything. He was dragged anyway. The three went to a different room just beside Dr. Gowland's room. Dee and Dum stuck their ears and glasses to the wall, hyperventilating, anticipating hormonal pressure. Gray blinked emptily, watching them.
"What are you doing."
"Ssh! I can't hear anything!" Dum hissed.
"Here, listen up too!" Dee handed a glass for Gray.
Gray stared emptily at the glass, but then followed suit anyway.
"What are we listening."
"Just listen! This will make you a man!" Dum deadpanned.
"Man, I can't hear them! What are they doing!?" Dee whined.
Gray then just listened through the glass on the wall intently. Unknown to him, the Tweedles were trying to eavesdropped a couple's sex...
Will it happen, anyway? We shall see...
~.X.~
Dr. Gowland walked limply approaching the bed in disbelief. He's finally here. The day he had been waited for so long. Alice was there, lying on the bed. That small body...those small cute legs trailing to the gate of heaven...(damn)
He knelt on the bed and straddled the girl, but then backed away and gasped.
"I...can't...this is...too beautiful...!" he cried dramatically, wiping the tear on the verge of his eye.
He took a deep breath and put his hands on hips. "Okay, where should I start...? Should I...take off her shirt...wait, no, it'll hurt her arm..." he pouted sadly. "I'll just take off her pants, teehee! Wait, she'll be cold...I'm not warmed up yet!"
"Yeah, I'll just kiss her...hehehe~"
Meanwhile...
Dee and Dum groaned. "Why can't I hear anything yet!?" they growled in despair.
Gray was already asleep with his head sticking to the glass on the wall.
Then, the three suddenly flinched. Dee and Dum's eyes widened, grin widened on their faces.
"Oh, they started!" Dee gasped.
"So they were just warming up earlier!" Dum giggled.
Gray expressionlessly kept listening to the scream.
"What is that."
"Just listen and shut up!"
Back to the room...
Alice slowly opened her eyes, and then...she saw a pair of lips was ready to be planted on her. Oh. So, someone was trying to kiss her. But then, who? She then gazed up and her face felt like scrumpled and dried up as she realized whose lips were those.
"GET AWAY FROM MEEE!" she shoved Dr. Gowland away and groaned in pain as her wounded arm moved, and it started to bleed again. The blood flew down her shoulder.
Dr. Gowland was drooling and crying. "Oh...Oh! Please, please...let me lick it! Let me lick! Let me lick you!" he cried hornily.
"GO AWAY!" Alice shouted.
"LET ME LICK!"
"AWAY!"
"LICK!"
Alice shrieked and rolled down from the bed, holding her wounded arm since it felt so fragile like jelly, then used her jaws to open the door, but it was locked. She started to kick the door frantically.
"OPEN! OPEN! LET ME OUT OF HERE!"she shrieked.
"No! Whyyy!? I'm ready for you!" Dr. Gowland started to cry and jumped down from the bed, starting to crawl on the floor. "Let's do it now! Please! Pleaaase! I'm ready! Please get on the bed!"
"PLEASE," Alice deadpanned, "KILL YOURSELF."
"WHYY!? I'M READY! LET'S MAKE LOVE TOGETHER—"
"AAACK I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!" Alice shrieked and frantically snatched a vase from the drawer; "GET AWAY! YOU FILTHY PEDO!" she threw it to the old man and then took a table lamp for another aim.
"Why don't you want me!? I'm ready!" Dr. Gowland whined again; "I'll make you happy! Just please get on the bed, Alice! I'm going to make you a woman!"
Alice's face was pure disgusted at that statement.
"RAAAPE! HELP! HEEELP MEEE!"
Meanwhile
Dee and Dum were panting out of nothing, they were biting their fingers.
"Wow...this is intense! Dr. Gowland is sure is powerful!"
"I know, right! She's screaming like that! But Dr. Gowland is screaming too, it must felt so good!"
Gray narrowed his eyes. "I still don't understand."
Back to the room
Alice was hyperventilating as Dr. Gowland kept on whining. She grimaced and in her mind, she was cussing words that would make a sailor blush. The damn key was on his necklace!
"Alice, please...I'm ready for youuu!" Dr. Gowland ranted, he was blushing and panting deep. "I can't hold this anymore...I want you so bad...!"
Alice's brain haywired. "Why!? I'm just a kid! I'm short and thin!"
"Ahh..." Dr. Gowland melted.
"My hips were still small..."
"Aahh!" Dr. Gowland facepalmed hornily.
"My boobs aren't that big too!"
"Aaaaahhh I want yoou! I need you! Let me touch you and feel you! Let me be inside of you!"
"UUURGH! AACK THAT'S GROSS!" Alice shrieked and started to threw anything around her range; "NEVER," an alarm clock flew, "IN," a portable radio crashed the wall, "A MILLION YEAR!"
A chair flew across the room.
Dr. Gowland stood and sighed limply, then took off his glasses. "Alice, please...I'm ready...besides, you can't get out unless you approach me..." he smiled sweetly which disgusted the far younger girl, and then he waved the key which was dangling on his neck. "See? Now come to my embrace, Alice! I'm ready for you...!" he started to run for her.
Alice knew she only had a chance. She cried, blushing hard. Dr. Gowland stopped, shocked.
"Honey! What's wrong!?"
Alice was sobbing frustratedly. "I...actually wanted to do it too...!" she hiccuped, and gazed up to the older man, blushing hard, "...but you scared me by forcing me like this! Why!?"
Dr. Gowland's face fell. He blushed at Alice's sad, blushing and shy expression. So cute...so cute...so weak...so sad...aah! She's killing him! He stepped back to the bed, shivering.
"Alice...I'm this hard..." Dr. Gowland whined. "I'll wait for you to come to me, then...!"
"I don't want to, I'm not ready!" Alice acted shy.
"I'm ready for you, Alice, please...please just tonight!"
"I can't!" Alice cried again. "Please not tonight...I'm not ready..."
Dr. Gowland melted again, he clenched his teeth and grabbed the key.
"No!" he pouted. "Only in one condition, then I'll give you the key."
Alice impatiently nodded.
"Sleep with me just one night, pleaaaase!?"
"You've slept with me every week in the Asylum!"
"But I want to do it! I want to grope you deeper, and I want you to let me, so I can show you happiness, Alice!" the Doctor whined. "Then you'll want me more, and I'll give you more! I'll make you a happy woman everyday after work from Monday to Sunday!"
Alice's head blasted like an erruption of a volcano mountain. This freaking doctor...! Gross! Perverted! Aagh! Why was he so horny today?! She had to find a way to escape this.
She sighed, and then nodded. "Okay...deal." she said.
Dr. Gowland yelped happily, and opened his arms wide. "Now come to my arms, honey...!"
Alice was shivering, and she started to approach the doctor ever-so-slowly, and then, suddenly, she stopped. Gowland gasped.
"Why do you stop!? I'm ready for you! I can't hold this anymore!"
"AAAGH I CAN'T DO THIS!" Alice shrieked and started to bang her head to the door.
Dr. Gowland growled impatiently and charged for the girl. Alice shrieked as he brought her back to the bed and straddled on her with flushed skin and face...and, um, something else on the matter.
"I'm going to make you a woman, Alice..."
"No! NO!" Alice cried, "Please, please no! No! No!"
Dr. Gowland bit his lower lip and frowned, he lowered his head down and started to kiss the girl from her jawline down to her neck.
"Alice, please..." he breathed on her neck, "Don't cry," kiss "I need you not to cry," kiss "I need you, Alice." Kiss "I want you."
Meanwhile
Dee and Dum narrowed their eyes for the last ten minutes. It had been silent all the while. Gray had been listening more intently than earlier, since he was curious of what they're doing in the room.
"Why did they stop!?" Dum whined again.
"Alice's cry was so loud! Maybe she has finished!" Dee's teeth clattered.
"Round two, please! Round two!" the twin begged.
Gray blinked expressionlessly. Oooohh...so Dr. Gowland and that girl was having a boxing match! And it seemed that Alice lost the first round...Hmmm, so to be a man, he had to learn boxing? That made sense! The nine years old boy stuck his ear even closer to the glass.
"Wow...so boxing can be done in a bedroom..." he whispered to himself, his golden eyes gleamed a little.
"Please, round two." He murmured. He wanted to learn boxing and be a man for Vivaldi.
~.X.~
Down, down and near the chest. As Dr. Gowland was busy, thinking that she was silent from pleasure, he kept on kissing down. Unfortunately, he forgot that Alice was still a kid, and a late bloomer too.
That's when she kicked his groin.
"ALICE NOT AGAIN!" Dr. Gowland cried in pain, holding in between his legs. "I CAN'T MAKE LOVE TO YOU IF MY JUNIOR IS GONE!"
"VULGAR! DISGUSTING!"
Meanwhile...
"Ohhhh! The second round is here!" the Tweedles gasped.
"So they were just resting from the first round!" Dum grinned.
"Oh craaap I wish I can see them!" Dee whined a bit.
"Me too." Gray said. He wished he could see them boxing...it ought to be cool...
Back to the room
They were back to the beginning again. Alice was clawing the door, already forgetting about the pain in her arm. Dr. Gowland started to whine about having sex again.
"Pleaaase, Alice, I'm ready for you! Why won't you be mine? Why won't you have me?" he cried, "Is it because I'm old? Is it because I haven't shave? Do you want me to use more perfume!?" he stepped closer. "Are you scared because your body can't compare to mine? My body is beautiful! You'll like it!"
Alice shivered and glared at the man.
Dr. Gowland then opened his arms. "Come now, Alice...if you want to get out, you have to take the key from me..." he grinned teasingly, and them raised his eyebrows. "Or do you want me to put the key inside my pants?"
"Oh God why." Alice facepalmed and stepped back.
Dr. Gowland stepped closer.
Alice stepped away from the door.
Dr. Gowland approached her.
She hit the wall.
Dr. Gowland trapped her with his arms, his breath was on her face again.
"No...! No! I can't! I don't want you! Why do I have to be with an old man!?"
"Then close your eyes or just look at my beautiful body..."
Meanwhile
Dee and Dum were hyperventilating.
"They sounded so close to this wall." Dee announced.
"Ohmygodohmygodhohmygod..." Dum repeated in anticipation.
They heard a shriek again.
"Wow! That was Dr. Gowland! He's so close!" Dee gasped.
"Man, Alice was rough too! I'd never known that!" Dum flicked his finger.
"Amazing." Gray nodded. What kind of technique was that? Where did she learn it?
~.X.~
"OUCH! YOU HEADBUTTED ME!" Dr. Gowland shrieked and held his forehead.
Alice tried to run at him and her hand reached for the key, but then she stopped right before Dr. Gowland caught her.
"I won't let you go until you sleep with me!"
Alice groaned loudly and stomped. "Aaaargh! Fine!" she sighed and slowly approached the man.
Dr. Gowland was panting again, flushing. "I'm so close...oh...so beautiful..." he panted harder.
Alice shivered and stopped.
"Not again! Why did you stop!?"
"C-Close your eyes!" Alice pleaded. "I'm shy..."
Dr. Gowland almost melted into a puddle by that stare. "Yes! Yes! Anything!" he shut his eyes, but then said again; "But the first thing you touch has to be the one between my legs, okay?"
Alice twitched, but approached him anyway.
Dr. Gowland waited, waited and waited. He was so close. He was too hard. Too horny. He couldn't wait. Once she knew, once she touched him, she'll knew that she wanted him. Oh, once she touched him there, he'd jump at her and won't let go.
"WHAT TAKES YOU SO LONG!?" Dr. Gowland yelled impatiently, and opened his eyes, only to froze pricelessly. Alice slipped away through the patients.
Elliot dropped the spoon in his hand. Pierce was covering Vivaldi's eyes with his hands.
Nightmare took off his sunglass; "Mother of God..."
Blood was taking a picture with a camera. Julius just stared at the doctor dangerously, knowing full well what almost happened.
Ace was laughing; "Hahahaha! A naked old man! Ahahaha!"
Boris was grinning, looking down with his eyes hidden under his bangs, while his fists clenched dangerously.
"What the fuck..." he said, "...Were you doing?"
"I...am training my body!" Dr. Gowland quickly made a random movement with his hands, up and down. "To test my nerve system! I was teaching Alice to do so, ahaha!"
"Ooohh...testing nerve system..." Elliot, Nightmare, Vivaldi and Pierce nodded. Blood hid his chuckle. Julius got away to chase Alice. Boris grinned even wider.
"Oooh...I see...how did it go?" Boris asked dangerously.
Meanwhile
"Why the heck is it so crowdy there!?" Dee groaned.
"Maybe people were watching them openly!?" Dum grimaced in disbelief.
"We're missing things!" they gasped and stood, "Let's go!" they ran and dragged Gray along.
It was true, when the kids got there, the room was filled with so many people. Dee and Dum had to push Elliot and Ace to get in while dragging Gray along, and then stood limply, watching a naked Dr. Gowland.
"Aww...it's over already!" the Tweedles whined.
Gray sighed and looked down. "Hm...where is the boxing gloves..." He muttered.
Julius came back with a crying Alice hugging his waist. The young man was blushing hard and scowling.
"We're going home. NOW."
"Right!" Boris grinnned as he was done tying Dr. Gowland with a rope. "Someone got to put him in the baggage."
"Okay..."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS, BORIS! NO FOOD FOR YOU FOR A MONTH!" Dr. Gowland yelled as Elliot dragged the doctor on the floor out of the room.
Alice was sobbing into Julius' waist.
"I can't be a bride anymore...! WAAAAH...!"
Ace suddenly held her hand. "Of course you can, honey! You'll be my bride! You're so cute! Hahaha!"
Boris smiled dangerously to Julius, holding the rest of the ropes. "Um...can I tie him up too?"
"Is it just me, or is Boris feeling green?" Blood teased.
"Of course not~" Boris denied, laughing a little.
Vivaldi pouted. "Alice, I want to hug Julius too!"
"I'll drive." Boris said as he waved the key he had stolen from Gowland. "Let's get out of this place~" he grinned to everyone and walked out of the room.
~.X.~
Before getting into the minibus, the Tweedles and Gray clapped their hands for her.
"Alice, thank you so much for the show!" Dee thanked.
"Yeah, it was so intense!" Dum grinned.
"Awesome." Gray said expressionlessly.
Alice frowned in confuse.
"So who won?" they asked together.
"Of course I did!" Alice pointed out bluntly. She was the one who managed to trick Dr. Gowland, so she won, right?
...Only, the boys weren't asking about that.
The twins gasped, and Gray raised his eyebrow a little.
"Whoa! Really!? That's wicked!" Dum gasped.
"You are cool." Gray commented curtly.
"In what position?" Dee asked, "Were you under or above?"
Alice twitched a little, tilting her head in deeper confuse. Even though she was older than them, her sexual knowledge was as low as a toddler.
"Err...under."
"OH MY GOD!" the Tweedles gasped. "That's amazing! It's rare for anyone to win in the under!"
"You have to teach me someday!"
"Me too." Gray nodded, staring up at Alice with a little sparkling eyes. "Teach me to be a man."
Alice shivered at that request and quickly got into the minibus.
They entered the minibus and the three started to chat about what 'they thought they've heard'.
"Man, Alice was actually tough! She beat Dr. Gowland!"
Elliot who sat right behind them twitched.
"I know, right? She's actually rocker on the bed!"
Elliot blushed madly as he realized what the hell was that all about. Blood closed his mouth, hiding his grin.
"Big sister is strong." Gray commented. "I want to learn too." He said stoically, still believing it was about boxing.
"Me too! Hey, let's try to 'attack' her when we got into the Asylum!" Dum suggested.
"Agree! Let's see if she can handle three!" Dee grinned excitedly.
Gray nodded. "I'm going to be a man."
Blood bursted out laughing, while Elliot was gaping widely.
The minibus traveled back to the Amusement Asylum safely and arrived at night.
Ahhh I want to try make an M, but...hehehe just kidding *snickers*. Say something in your review!
Extra:
Alice sighed in relief and glanced at the thread which sewn her shoulder. She couldn't believe her arm was off, but Blood just sewn in back easily! Man, he's wicked. She put down her toothbrush and stretched carefully, yawning, then approached her bed. She opened the window and looked around, and saw him.
"Peter!" she called.
The ghost boy fled to her slowly with a frown.
"Where were you all this time?"
Peter tried to lie; "I...um...I had to go to...er...the dentist?"
"Peter," Alice deadpanned, "You're a ghost."
"Sorry." Peter whispered mysteriously.
And then suddenly, her door was kicked open.
There, like a boss, Dee led the attack in his naked glory.
"LET'S START THE FIRST ROUND, ALICE!" Dum roared.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Alice and Peter screamed.
"No turning back." Gray said expressionlessly, rubbing his boxing gloves.
Everyone froze and turned to him.
The Tweedles twitched. "Gray, what are you going to do with that gloves? And why aren't you naked?"
Gray blinked as he stared at the twin. "Ohh...so I have to be naked to do boxing."
"BOXING!?" the Tweedles shrieked in horror.
Dum grabbed the kid's shoulders and shook him dead. "Whomsoever said we're going to do boxing!?"
Dee then grabbed Gray's shoulder and shook him frantically too. "You idiot! You'll never be a man! Take off your pants and shirt!"
"I'm out of here!" Alice grimaced and got out of the room through the window.
Peter fled alongside with her, and after a while of running, he asked in curiosity.
"What have you been doing in Cheshire anyway? And why are they trying to attack you while being naked?"
"Peter—"
"Oh, is it that, you guys were studying boxing while naked or something? Is that a new sport?"
"PETER!" Alice yelled, she was fully red. "Don't ever talk to me about Cheshire and boxing...anymore."
Done! Man, I'm such a good girl, I updated too fast! Well, brace yourself, for the other updates will come randomly...and most certainly not in school days. Don't forget to leave love in your reviews.