A/N: Inspired by the sneak peek for Ep 4x14 Enter the Dragon.
As if having a diner full of Queens of Bad Dress Sense wasn't enough to deal with.
First, the Sea Cow with her slimy tentacles everywhere, doubling the dish washing duties to be sure things were sanitary.
And damned if she was going to rise to the bait of that fur wearing nightmare….the only thing bigger than her mouth were those ridiculous eyebrows!
But if Maleficent thought she was going to throw down the gauntlet to the Mayor at the expense of HER glassware she had better think again.
It was enough to drive a woman to her crossbow.