Author's note (Guest star Author's sister):

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Yeah, what she said.

PROUD BELIEVER OF SANTA CLAUS

Proud believer me and Fyre are nothing alike.

FYRE AND I! You're worse than Zuko.

Just for that comment, I stole your ADHD pills and your Thumb Splint.

(Shrieks in terror)

Chapter 13: Book 2: Earth

Passion bit into her sandwich listening to Fyre and Jiao-Jie babble about how penguins rock. Summer was playing with her phone, most likely sending a text to her boyfriend. Passion ignored everyone and took another bite of her B.L.T.

"What are we supposed to be doing here again? I'm sorry, short attention span," Passion said slowly, setting down her sandwich.

Fyre and Jiao-Jie looked up at her with shocked looks on their faces. Summer looked up from her phone and looked at Fyre and her Penguin Buddy. "Um, I'm not sure. Normally Panakin keeps me on track. Without her I'm completely lost," Fyre shrugged gently.

Summer nodded, "She is the most mature of us. Maybe we should call her and find out what we're supposed to do. I mean, normally she calms Fyre down when she gets...you know crazy."

"Which happens WAY too easy," Jiao-Jie said, before being hit over the head, "Sorry Fyre."

Fyre glared, "I'm gonna call her and ask her what to do now. I'm angry, and she has my ADHD pills. I need them, so I don't punch you. Got it?" Jiao-Jie stared at her like she had gone mad. Wait, do you punch people if you don't get your ADHD pills? I don't know, Panakin normally makes sure I take them.

"Um, okay," Passion whispered, "Put it on speaker." She stood and moved towards Fyre, where the other two girls had also crowded. Fyre dialed the number, hit the speaker button, and waited.

"Fyre? What do you…?"

"My pills. Where are you?"

"Okay. I'm with Aang, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, and the old dude right now."

"Oh. Wait, the hobo? Or do you mean Iroh?

"Yes that old dude."

"Ha, Child."

"Wait what? Says the girl who still sleeps with a teddy bear!"

Passion, Summer, and Jiao-Jie began giggling. Fyre held up a threatening fist at Summer, which caused all of them to be quiet. "I do not."

"Whatever. I don't care if it's not a teddy bear."

"I sleep with a teddy cat!" the three teens couldn't help themselves. They began laughing at the top of their lungs. Fyre banged her head up against the table and looked back up at the phone. She looked angry as could be, twitching eye and all.

"Okay fine, teddy cat."

"Panakin, you are the most embarrassing sister EVER."

"Jiao-Jie, Passion, and Summer are listening to this conversation? Oops."

More laughter was heard.

"Now they're laughing at you? Serves you right."

Fyre banged her head up against the table again as her friends continued to giggle like little girls. "Whatever. Just keep the characters occupied. I'll send Passion over to help you in just a minute," Passion looked up and stopped laughing immediately. Fyre knew she had found her revenge, "Unless…are you watching Twilight?"

"Okay…I AM NOT!"

"Panakin's in love with sparkles!"

"Shut up. Bye."

"Bye."

Passion looked over at Fyre with a worried expression on her face, "Why me? Why do I always have to do your dirty work when Panakin's not around? Huh, Fyre?" She crossed her arms as Fyre hung up the phone.

"Because you are getting annoying. Now hurry up, I told her to keep them occupied as long as she could while I sent you over," Fyre growled. Passion groaned and banged her head up against the table in front of her. She stood slowly and began to walk off.

"Jiao-Jie, come with me. I have one of my wacked out plans ready, and I need your help…this time, we're getting professional," Passion heard Fyre say as she walked off.

OOOOO

Passion grumbled as she walked down the hall. She wanted to finish her sandwich, but no. She had to go make sure Panakin wasn't being murdered by cartoon characters. She was getting pretty hungry.

She continued down the halls, lost as could be. She was hoping she could find Aang or Zuko and they could tell her where to go. She stopped and pulled out the tiny slip of paper Fyre had given her. The slip of paper was covered in doodles and words, which were confusing, because Fyre had the handwriting of a five-year-old. The stuff she could make out was just plain wacked;

Turn at the Chez

Jump on a tomato

Ask someone else for directions. I got nothing

Passion shrugged and put away the piece of notebook paper. She took a deep breath and began to walk again, trying to decipher Fyre's 'Code' one word at a time. Okay, first of all, she misspelled Cheese…

"EDWARD DON'T GO INTO TO THE LIGH…Oh yeah, you sparkle,"

Panakin.

Passion ran towards the hallway where the crazed girl's voice had come from. Panakin was paying complete attention to her iPod, and she ran into a wall.

"MY EDWARD!"

Passion couldn't help but laugh as Panakin fell to the floor and pushed herself up.

"You're mean!" Panakin cried as she got back up to her feet. Passion smiled and picked up Panakin's iPod from off the floor. Panakin grabbed the tiny music device from Passion's hand abruptly.

Passion shrugged gently, "So, where did you put the characters?"

Panakin pointed to the meeting room around the corner from where the girls were standing. Passion nodded and thanked her as she ran around the corner. She saw the two doors that led to the meeting room…where Mike and Bryan were. Passion let out a squeal of excitement as she ran into the room, making a HUGE entrance. All heads, even Mike and Bryan's, turned to look at her as she waved rapidly and all hyper-like.

"OH MY GOSH, IT'S MIKE AND BRYAN! I LOVE YOU!"

The men turned to look at each other and shrugged. They turned back to look at Passion, who had passed out from excitement. Yes, she does that. It's some brain something that I can't spell.

"Um, she might be dead," Sokka pointed to Passion, who was in a coma…I think, "What do we do?"

"WRITE ONE OF FYRE'S COO…" Aang began. He was cut off by screaming. He was tackled and beaten up, so now he looked like a dead Avatar. Like Roku. Passion began coming to during the random fight, and she stared in awe as Aang was being eaten alive by his 'Friends'.

Bryan turned to look at Mike, "Wanna go get a pizza? This is hopeless!" Mike nodded and the men left unnoticed.

Passion shrugged gently, wanting a pizza as well, but Aang had a good idea. Mike and Bryan wouldn't be back for long, so it could work. "Hey, the bald kid had a good idea. Maybe we could…"

"NO!" Eight voices cried at once. The eight people that had tackled Aang, to be exact. To be even more exact, Katara, Zuko, Sokka, Toph, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, and Iroh. I guess Toph just heard word; she hasn't been in any chapters yet.

Passion smiled, "It will be fun! You know it will!"

The characters groaned and got off of Aang, who looked half dead. Katara and Zuko helped him up, and Sokka was still trying to kill him. Toph and Mai were the only things holding him back.

Sokka grunted angrily, "LET ME AT HIM!"

Passion shrugged gently and sat against the wall, staring in awe at the characters. After Sokka finished beating Aang up and Katara yelled at her brother for a little while, Passion grew bored. She wished she still had Panakin's iPod.

"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARROW OFF!" Sokka yelled at Aang, who was cowering behind Azula, who was playing 'Rock Paper Scissors Slap' with Mai and Ty Lee, who were losing. Passion looked around again.

"Guys, the bald kid had a good idea. Maybe we could make one of Fyre's chapters? Mike and Bryan won't be back for a little while, so we have time to kill." Passion suggested. Aang smiled before being hit by Sokka again.

Katara flicked him, "Sokka, it's a good idea. Maybe we should,"

Sokka groaned. He sat still for a couple of seconds, mulling it over, before nodding. Aang clapped happily as Passion nodded. Passion pulled out a notepad and stared happily at Aang.

'What if I didn't go into the Avatar State? ("The Avatar State")

A cute Kataang story could be about the "Cave of Two Lovers"

What if we defeated Azula in "The Crossroads of Destiny"?

What if we never met Toph?'

"Alright Aang. Who's next?" Passion looked around the room before smiling evilly, "Azula!"

Azula jumped in her seat.

'What if the Drill DID get Into Ba Sing Se?

What if I killed Uncle in "The Chase"?

What if Mai, Ty Lee and I were defeated by the 'Fan Girls'?'

"Who?" Passion asked, before remembering Azula's nickname for Suki and the Kyoshi Warriors. She nodded gently and waved Azula off, "Iroh? Would you find pleasure in going next? Or would you like a silver sandwich?"

Iroh looked confused as Zuko and Sokka screamed, 'NO!'

'What if Zuko COULD redirect lightning?

What if Zuko stayed on my side?

What if I defeated Azula and the Dai Li?'

"Alright, Katara?"

"Alphabetical order?" Zuko asked, "I didn't know you knew the alphabet. Step up from last time I saw yo…" A chair was thrown at him.

'What if I couldn't heal Aang?

What if I healed Jet with the Spirit Water?

What if we didn't find that sand sailor in the desert?'

Passion wrote down Katara's ideas with the handwriting of a high school graduate, so in other words, better than Fyre, "Mai? Anything?"

"Me and Ty Lee are staying out of this," Mai announced, playing with a knife.

"Ty Lee and I. Sokka?"

"Stupid Grammar," Sokka Mumbled.

'What if we didn't survive the Serpents Pass?

What if we didn't survive Lake Laogai?

Heck, what if we didn't survive ANY of the episodes?'

"DOWN WITH SOKKA!" Toph yelled.

Passion smiled, "Just for that remark, you're next,"

'What if I never joined them?

What if I saved Appa?

What if the Library collapsed?'

"Who's next?" Zuko asked anxiously.

Passion looked at her list, "I think we're done. See you guys later, tell Mike and Bryan I love them,"

"PASSION I DIDN'T GET TO GO!" Zuko whined like a two year old girl.

'What if I didn't let Appa go?

What if I had been defeated by the guys in "Zuko Alone"?

What if the Earth Kingdom figured out who me and my uncle were?'

"MY UNCLE AND I!" Passion screamed, annoyed. She sighed and picked up her clipboard. She wrote one fast note for Fyre and Jiao-Jie, 'Sokka and Zuko don't like grammar. BEWARE. Also Fyre, you misspelled Cheese.'

Author's Sister: Haha, MY EDWARD. Sounds like someone we know, huh Fyre?

Yeah, it's an inside joke, and the other person who knows about it won't read this due to her hate of Avatar.

BUT SHE LIKES TWILIGHT!

Why am I her friend again?

…

Where are my ADHD Pills?

(Hands over thirty gummy bear vitamins.)

Where are the rest of todays?

Shelly ate them.