Me: so chapter 14 and im *yawn* kind of sleepy but ill do my best!
Dutch: hey isn't there a poll up?
Me: yeah its on who to pair nick with. Let's start! I do not own Tokyo mew mew or anything else, and after this chapter, the avatar crew is leaving. ROLL FILM
Chapter 14
I'm getting used to having seven reviews to do each chapter
Torch: ok starting out for the fourteenth time!
Nick: hey there's something I want to ask.
Torch: ok shoot.
Nick: why do you have so many hostesses?
Torch: because I need a few in each category
Nick; category?
Torch: it's like this; there are several categories of hostesses my co-hostesses match the varieties that I need, although I don't have any guys hosts which eliminates a few of those categories, such as the type that flirts with all the girl hosts, but Italy helps with that
Nick: so what categories do the current hostesses and I fit into?
Torch: well, I'll show a list!
They fit into categories as follows
Livvykitty, Chara-Chan, and chipsivanna: the kind and girly hostesses that have a dark side.
Tsuki, Zing, invadergir, and Kokoro Ikisatashi: the matchmaker hostesses
Dutch, MewmewBanira, and MoonlightMew513: the evil ones,
Nick: the sarcastic one that everyone likes to kill.
Nick: what?
Torch: that's how the list goes.
Nick: ok then, where do you fit?
Torch: me? I am the powerful authoress that has a dark side and can easily kill everyone although she doesn't want to.
Nick: uh ok…
Torch: the reviews today are from MoonlightMew513, nickn091, characard, invadergir2011, MewmewBanira, zingfox, and sailor phoenix black.
Dutch: first review!
LOL i just started watching that Hetalia and Italy makes me laugh I like him! England, America, and France fight a lot. Germany kind of scares me. O_O Japan is interesting and I'm confused on the others. Now for the dares. Dares- Keiichiro: Drink this love potion. Torch and Keiichiro: You and Keiichiro are hooked up to my lie detector and it hurts you if you lie. Amy: This is my friend Cole the couch. You must date him. Truths- Torch and Keiichiro: Still on the lie detector. Do you two like each other? That's all I have ^. ^ Update soon!
Torch: Germany scares you?
MoonlightMew513: yeah
Torch: ok then, Keiichiro, love potion for you!
Keiichiro: ok, ill drink it *drinks* (A/n: for the record due to an accident Keiichiro is still fourteen)
Torch: and that was for?
moonlightMew513: certain reasons.
Torch: ok…
moonlightMew513: now *straps them to a lie detector*
Torch: so what's the point of this?
MoonlightMew513: you'll see… hey Amy this is my friend Cole the couch you have to date him
Amy: hey torch can you turn him human?
Torch: ok
Cole the couch turns into a fifteen year old with blonde hair and brown eyes; he has a tan and is wearing a white shirt and blue jeans
Amy: thanks, he's hot now,
Torch: Amy you pervert!
Amy: I know.
MoonlightMew513: ok so Keiichiro and torch, do you like each other.
Torch: no.
Keiichiro: as a friend maybe,
MoonlightMew513: aw that was boring!
Torch: next review!
Ok strange chapter dares: torch: do the stalker jingle zing: battle Sven 2 the death cause he stole ur pop tart Truths: torch:y did u send me 2 the beach?
Torch: I WILL NOT DO THE STALKER JINGLE!
Nick: it's a dare, do it!
Dutch: what's the stalker jingle?
MoonlightMew513: im curious now,
MewmewBanira: I am too!
Pudding: *she's hugging tart* what is that? Na no Da?
Torch: I will not do it! And did I forget to unhandcuff you?
Tart: I am also curious, and yes you did.
Torch: ok then *unlocks them* but I wont do it.
Livvykitty: interesting that you would even have a stalker jingle,
Invadergir: you have a stalker?
Torch: no, well, hmm… he's more of a creepy guy that had a crush on me.
Tart: so, a stalker.
Torch: *shrugs*
Nick: just do the jingle,
Torch: ok fine, but im changing the name to bob, I don't want to offend anyone.
Dutch: even creepy stalkers?
Torch: yes!
Kokoro ikisatashi: here's a microphone, start when ready.
Torch: *sigh* like a good stalker bob is there! (A/n; this works with any name really, sing to the tune of the state farm jingle: like a good neighbor, state farm is there)
Hostesses: *laughing their butts off*
Torch: and I came up with that in school at lunch one day
Dutch: ok, zing, Sven battle to the death because Sven stole Zing's pop tart.
Zing: DIIEEEEE21!
Torch: sometimes I wonder what people say.
Nick: so why did you send me to the beach
Torch: what? *eye twitch*
Nick: I just don't understand why you sent me to the beach,
Torch: are you serious?
Nick: yes.
Dutch: wow.
Livvykitty: I can't believe he doesn't get it.
Torch: that's why he's not allowed to write fan fics with romance.
Tsuki: let's make him watch a chick flick
Torch: ok! *ties him to a chair*
Chara-Chan: the last song should work! *pops it in the TV*
Torch: I had to watch that twice on a road trip. Good choice.
Chips: should we give him popcorn?
Torch: yeah, and candy too.
Invadergir: lettuce get over here!
Torch; hey I read something the other day where masabaka was complaining about fan fictions making him seem OOC and in the end he hacked Kish into tiny little pieces
Ichigo: that's terrible!
Torch: I reviewed it and the person who wrote it said that with a little character development masabaka could be gay.
Dutch: hey what was that called?
Torch: If you think you hate Masaya Aoyama
Dutch; sounds interesting,
Torch: it was creepy but interesting; I can totally see him murdering Kish
Masabaka: I would.
Dutch: I thought he was gay.
Torch: oh, he was, now he's strait and loves Ichigo.
Dutch: huh, ok.
Torch: I got off topic again! Next review!
K and my fav Pokémon is evee and when I said but with oxygen I meant in EP 40 I think pudding and tart were trapped but without oxygen hehe anyway dares masabaka has to sky dive out a plane with NO parrashoot Tadagay does the same Mint confess to who u like Torch rant on ur fav. Couple Everyone sing my sweet heart tmm opening authors if u want kish and Ichigo go to the zoo Pai and zakuro go shopping tart and pudding do the dare from last chap Torch tell me bout the heltaila characters r Truths Sven and zing awww why r u not dating
Zing wat is zutara my bro said a couple from avatar but I don't know Authoresses do u fan girl someone Lettuce do u still like pai nice chap C U SOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN~
Torch: ok then *they're randomly in a plane* this will be fun guys I swear! *pushes them out* *jumps out with parachute*
Zing: wait for it!
Torch: *crashes through window* ok so what's next?
Zing: im going to regret this…but rant about your favorite couple.
Torch: huh? *eye twitch*
Zing: your favorite couple.
Torch: but… it changes a lot.
Zing: rant about many
Torch: OK! Ok first off kataang, zuko already has a girlfriend and they're perfect for each other! Did they not kiss in the last episode? Oh, and smeller bee and long shot, I don't have to rant about them because almost everyone agrees on it. But one of my favorite pairings is Ichigo and Kish! Because Kish died for her! And face it, deep blue was always there! I say them dating was a plot from deep blue to keep her from fighting him, because that sounds like something a mastermind evil villain would do, and thank you mint, for slapping her, you need to slap her more often, in fact, will you please slap her now?
Mint: sure *backhands Ichigo*
Torch: thank you, and pudding and tart have no arguments whatsoever because really if yuebin married Pudding, that would be totally pedophile! And don't get me started on keiichiro and mint!
Dutch: hey torch, can you stop now?
Torch: oh, ok! Next dare!
Everyone: ugh *they all passed out trying to keep up with her fast talking*
Torch: huh? What happened to them? *didn't know she was talking really fast*
Dutch: they're wimps lets continue.
Torch: ok! We all get to sing my sweet heart! Let's start!
*music plays and they sing*
Torch: ok, so everyone but the girls and hetalia sucks, Ichigo and Kish, head to the zoo. Pai and Zakuro, go shopping for earth stuff,
Ichigo: the zoo? Sounds like fun!
Kish: then let's go! *teleports*
Pai: shopping?
Zakuro: let's just go.
Pai: fine. *teleports*
Torch: zing is threatening me, so this is her shugo chara, naki!
Naki: hey.
Torch: now stop threatening me! Even if you don't scare me, you shouldn't!
Zing: fine.
Torch: now, tart and pudding *poofs* ok so Italy is the goofy one, Germany is the tough no humor one, and Japan is the continually culture-shocked and confused but polite one. England is always uptight and stiff, America is the opposite and always wants to be the hero, Russia acts nice, but has a death aura sometimes, China is the oldest and acts like everything is his birthright, and Canada is hardly noticed.
Chara-Chan: hardly noticed. *is taking notes* and France?
Torch: the perverted gay!
Hostesses: O.o
Torch: ok! Now to the truths!
Chara-Chan: Sven and zing awww why r u not dating Zing wat is zutara my bro said a couple from avatar but I don't know Authoresses do u fan girl someone Lettuce do u still like pai
Zing: I don't want to. And yes zutara is a pairing from avatar
Torch: a stupid pairing and I don't fan girl anyone
Dutch: Kish!
Torch; and let's continue!
Hostesses: but
Torch: I said continue! Next review!
Awesome chapter! YAY fluffiness! Dares: Nick and lettuce: Have a double date with Ichigo and kish Torch: give the everyone except for Masaya their favorite foods and give lettuce a make over and give her contacts to see if Nick says that she is beautiful without love potions(which he hopeful will) All guys except for Masaya: teach nick how to kiss Tart: take 2 chapters off for a romantic week with pudding Truths: Zing: do you like Sven better as a chair or looking like Brandon?(who's Brandon?) That's all I got! Bye! Please update soon!
Torch: ok! Time to poof! Nick and lettuce! *poof*
Lettuce: but-
Torch: NO BUTS WHILE POOFING! *fire comes out of her mouth*
Dutch: can anyone calm her down?
Zing: nope.
Lettuce: ok! Sorry sorry! *disappears*
Torch: they should all be at a pizza parlor with a note from me.
Dutch: why isn't she under the classification of matchmaker?
Torch: because nothing can classify me! Now, favorite food time! *everyone gets delicious looking food, Italy gets pasta*
Everyone: yum! *eats*
Masabaka: yum! *gets food taken away* aw!
Torch: yuck! His favorite food is hotdogs! Next time have a favorite food that doesn't suck. Now for some yummy food! *poofs up cheeseburger*
Everyone: thank you!
*mutual nom* ¨
Torch: ok now, authoresses, lend me your makeover powers!
Authoresses: HAI!
Two hours later
Torch: it was hard work but may I present the new lettuce!
Lettuce steps out with straitened hair, slight make up, a pretty dress, and contacts, in other words, she is almost unrecognizable
Torch: so im done, *plops on bean bag chair and grabs wii mote*
Dutch: aren't we supposed to help?
Torch: read the next dare.
Dutch: oh, ok ill play with you. *plops on other bean bag and grabs Wii mote*
Zing: get to work guys, should be a long class. He's pretty clueless.
Guys: ok!
Five hours later
Torch: done yet?
Pai: this is hopeless
Torch: you just can't teach some people.
Dutch: yeah. Oh tart, break time! *poofs tart and pudding*
Torch: oh wait they were still trapped, oh well.
Invadergir: so who's Brandon? And does Sven really look like him?
Torch; you see nick? This is what happens with inside jokes! Anyways he doesn't look like him; he looks like zing's friend garret. And nick said that because we met a guy at camp that we joke around saying he likes Zing
Zing: oh and I like him better human, human he can talk.
Torch: but when he's a chair he's kind of like long shot
Zing: I guess…
Torch: oh! Next review!
Heehee it's been a while since I reviewed huh? Lol anyways right to it. Dares- Amy: slap Nick Zakuro: Fight Mint Truths- Torch: Is Nick your best friend? Mint: Do you love Ryou? Yes it's short, but it's all I got for now. Anyways Moon I'm watching that show too. It's funny. I don't know why you all like Lettuce and Nick together yes it's cute, but Moon you are a good friend but I like you with nick! Lol bye bye
Torch: oh, I forgot, Amy your allowed violence again!
Amy: finally! *backhands nick*
Torch: wow, that dare went by painlessly
Amy: what dare?
Torch: never mind. Anyways, zakuro you have to fight mint so, shopping time over! *snaps and they appear*
Zakuro: what do I have to do?
Torch: fight mint.
Lettuce: why did you think you needed to do something?
Zakuro: well torch wouldn't interrupt a date unless there was a dare. and she didn't smile evilly, she either didn't agree with the dare, she was in a bad mood, or the dare was for me,
Lettuce: why would she smile evilly?
Zakuro: well I noticed that whenever one of the guys get a dare they're going to hate she always smiles but when a girl gets a dare she doesn't smile, she just gets it over with, unless it's a dare she likes, then she doesn't smile evilly, she laughs.
Torch: you are very observant, for that I give you a get-out-of-a-dare-free coupon!
Zakuro: thank you!
Tart: wait a second, this whole time there were get out of a dare free coupons, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US?
Torch: well you didn't ask.
Tart: *face palm*
Torch: now get on with the battle.
Mint: wait im not so sure about-
Torch: I SAID ITS BATTLE TIME!
Mint: ok…
Mint and zakuro transform, mint shoots an arrow but zakuro deflects it, then zakuro tries to grab the arrow out of mint's hand, at the same time, mint shoots an arrow and hits Zakuro's hand but at the last second before it hits zakuro tugs on the whip making it hit mint instead, the arrow hits her chest and she falls, and mint gets hit on the face and it starts bleeding, as zakuro falls pai rushes in and catches her. Zakuro gets back up and begins to charge at mint she kicks and mint dodges mint tries to punch but zakuro stops the punch with her hand, zakuro lands a perfect blow to mint's face. Mint is unconscious, and zakuro is declared the winner.
Torch: that was fun! Oh music! *puts on girlfriend* I love this song!
MoonlightMew513: me too!
Torch: *starts singing*
MewmewBarnira: ok then, torch is nick your best friend and mint are you in love with ryou?
Torch: yeah, I guess, second to maybe Amy
Mint: uh…
Torch: RANDOM AUTHORESS CAUSED FLUFF! *pushes mint into Ryou, their lips meet*
Hostesses (LivvyKitty the loudest): ITS SO FLUFFY IM GOING TO DIE!
Torch: good reference use! And maybe moon would be a good pair for nick
MoonlightMew513: I will kill you in your sleep
Torch: aw! Ok then, next review
Lol COOKIES Dares: pai tart Kish: perform racist fruit basket Avatar kru: perform katara wasted nick and lettuce: steamy make out session for 3 hours Truths Torch: admit you have a crush on Germany Nick: do you love, like, or hate with a burning passion as hot as three suns lettuce Ps I don't care if I make no sense at least I spelled correctly to start with
Torch: ok I did research, now perform my monkeys!
The mentioned before people: MONKEYS?
Torch: did I say monkeys; I mean highly powerful people who are awesome and- MIND WIPE! *wave's hands which catch on fire, the fire is purple*
Pai: so what's the dare?
Torch: perform these things!
*the first performance*
Torch: meh
*Second performance*
Torch: *laughing* that's so how that would happen!
Katara: would not!
Torch: yes it would, now, checking the reviews, you have no more dares, so get out of my sight! *snaps and they disappear*
Dutch: ok then, nick, lettuce! Steamy make out session!
Torch: zing! Keep it T rated!
Zing: sorry.
Torch: ok, continue.
Kokoro Ikisatashi: *pushes them into each other*
Torch: *laughs*
Dutch: why are you laughing?
Torch: no reason. Just the fact that Russia is sneaking up behind America with a knife and America is too busy talking to drunken Europe to notice!
America: what! Russia! *turns around to see Russia with a knife* WHAT THE HECK!
Torch: continuing on now,
Three hours later
Torch: ok, china wok please!
China: ok *hits nick over the head with a wok*
Torch: thank you.
Zing: ok then, now Torch: admit you have a crush on Germany Nick: do you love, like, or hate with a burning passion as hot as three suns lettuce
Torch: I do not. I don't have a crush on anyone.
Nick: like.
Zing: you guys are no fun. Next review!
Great job, and to answer your questions my fav Pokémon is mew, and I have a lot of stuffed animals, so I'll pick just one, Mimzi my stuffed bunny. I have a few dares, YAY. Miki and Yoro: Kiss each other, and announce to everyone that you are dating. Japan: *Hug you are so sweet. Everyone: Let's kill Masabaka and Tadadork. All I got for now, please update soon.
Torch: YAY! Fluff!
Miki: what!
Yoru: what nya~
Torch: do it right now or I'll duct tape you inside of your eggs like that one episode in the first season!
Miki: ah! Ok!
Yoru: what are you talking about?
Ran: when the three of us were captured
Su: but it ended out ok!
Yoru: doesn't scare me!
Torch: then I will boil you FOR LUNCH!
Yoru: ok! *kisses*
Miki:!
Torch: I didn't even know that Shugo Charas could kiss.
Yoru: there I did the stupid dare! ~nya
Miki: *blushing*
Torch: ready!
Chara-Chan: ready!
Chara-Chan and Torch: Miki and Yoru sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes love then comes marriage, then comes some weird little shugo chara baby!
Chara-Chan: can Shugo Charas have babies?
Torch: I don't know!
Ran: can we?
Su: *shrugs*
Ran: Miki, do you know?
Miki: u-uh I d-don't know. *still blushing*
Su: she's in love!
Miki: am not!
Ran: are too!
Torch: hey if you guys could cut that crap out I have to keep this show going!
Miki: fine go ahead.
Torch: thank you.
Tsuki: *hugs Japan*
Japan: *blushes*
Torch: ok start killing while Tsuki hugs Japan
*everyone starts killing them*
Torch: with Miki and Japan blushing, and screams in the background, let's finish this off here, bye!
Me: so this chapter is up, blame zing for it not being up sooner, curse you zing!
Zing: click, click, typedy type!
Me: SHUT UP! Anyways I'm going to watch Gabriel Iglesias, funny comedian, its on Netflix, oh and before I leave, there's a poll on my profile page, check it out please!
Zing click, click, bye Bye!