-Sutton vs. McMahon-
-Loading the Ammunition-
Ira: I didn't any background or experience when it came to legal issues. I needed some help, so I went over to Bernstein and Feldman in Annapolis. First of all, I should say that I don't really like lawyers, I don't really trust them, but Bernstein and Feldman seemed on the up and up, so I decided to trust them, but I made I sure to keep an open eye out on them, because you can't let your guard down on a lawyer, no matter who they are. So after I had called them, we sat down and went over exactly how we were going to approach this. They told me that we would need all the political power in the world, because you know, it was Vince McMahon after all. So what we did was we wrote down a bunch of believable statements that could back up the claim as to why I should be the new Chairman. After a couple of weeks, we seemed to have everything we needed, so with all the cards set, I gave a call to Vince McMahon and I pretty much said, "Vince, you'd better get a good lawyer, because I'm challenging your ass for the company."
Kofi Kingston's music played and he came out to cheers.
"Welcome back to Main Event! Todd Grisham along with Josh Matthews and we will have more on the legal battle of the century coming up!" said Grisham.
"The following contest is set for one-fall, approaching the ring, from Ghana, West Africa, weighing in at 212 pounds, Kofi Kingston!" Roberts announced.
"Well as the Wildcat, Kofi Kingston gets set for action, we will present more of the story of the battle between Vince McMahon and Ira Sutton at the conclusion of this match," said Matthews.
David Otunga's music played and he came out to boos.
"And his opponent, from Hollywood California, weighing in at 229 pounds, David Otunga!" Roberts announced.
"You know, it that last video, Ira said that he doesn't really like lawyers. I wonder how he feels about Mr. David Otunga?" Grisham asked Matthews.
"That's a good question," Matthews answered.
The bell rang and the match began.
The two began in a lockup. Otunga got Kofi in a headlock, then Kofi pushed Otunga off the ropes, but Otunga got him with a shoulder block, then ran off the ropes. Kofi ducked, Otunga jumped over, went off the ropes, and Kofi jumped over Otunga, then a second time, then hit Otunga with a dropkick followed by another, then got him in a headlock takedown. Otunga eventually got up and pushed Kofi to the lower right turnbuckle. He went in for the charge, but Kofi caught him with a kick to the face/ Kofi ran towards him, but he kicked him in the gut and got him with a double-underhook suplex before going for the cover. He got a 2 count. Otunga picked up Kofi and got him with a few punches to the head and a hard club to the back, then Irish Whipped him off the ropes and got him with another shoulder tackle, then ran off the ropes and got him with an elbow drop before going for the cover. He got a 2 count. Otunga stomped on Kofi a few times before picking him up and getting him with two scoop slams, then going to the second ropes of the lower left turnbuckle and going for an elbow drop. Kofi got out of the way and pushed Otunga back to the turnbuckle before going for a 10 punch. Kofi managed to get 6 punches in before Otunga pushed him away and went for a clothesline. Kofi ducked and got Otunga with a leg lariat, then ran off the ropes and got him with a clothesline. As Otunga got to his feet, Kofi went to the upper left turnbuckle, jumped to the top rope, and went for a springboard crossbody, but Otunga countered it into a powerslam pin. He got a 2 count.
"What an impressive counter by Otunga!" said Grisham.
"He just caught Kingston in mid-air!" said Matthews.
Otunga picked up Kofi and slammed his head against the upper right turnbuckle before getting him with a number of shoulder blocks. He then snapmared Kofi, ran off the ropes, and got him with another running shoulder block before going for the cover. He got a 2 count.
"Otunga had an impressive showing last Monday Night on RAW against Justin Gabriel," said Matthews.
Otunga rolled Kofi on his front and wailed on him with a number of hard elbows to the back.
"And Otunga showing an aggressive side here!" said Grisham.
Otunga picked up Kofi and got him with a gutbuster before going for the cover. He got a 2 count. Otunga picked up Kofi again and got him with a sidewalk slam, then ran off the ropes and hit him with a knee drop before going for the cover. He got a 2 count. Otunga then put Kofi in a headlock. Kofi eventually got up and gave Otunga few elbows to the gut, then ran off the ropes, but Otunga got him with a clothesline before going for the cover. He got a 2 count.
"The majority of the match has been full on offense by David Otunga," said Grisham.
Otunga Irish Whipped Kofi off the ropes and went for a clothesline, but Kofi countered it into a float-over DDT before going for the cover. He got a 2 count. As both men were down, the referee started the 10 count. At the count of 5, the two competitors got up. Otunga went for a punch, by Kofi blocked and got Otunga with a punch of his own, followed by another, then went for an Irish Whip, but Otunga reversed it into a flapjack. As Kofi got to his feet, Otunga Irish Whipped him to the upper right turnbuckle. He went in for the charge, but Kofi got him with pendulum kick. Kofi then went to the top rope and got Otunga with a crossbody pin. He got a 2 count. Otunga got up and went for another clothesline, but Kofi ducked it and went for the SOS, but Otunga got him with a number of elbows to the back of the head. Otunga then kicked Kofi in the gut and went for an Irish Whip off the ropes, but Kofi reversed it into an Irish Whip of his own and hit him with a number of two-handed chops, then ran off the ropes and got him with a leaping clothesline, followed by the Boom Drop. Kofi set up for the Trouble in Paradise. As Otunga got to his feet, Kofi went for his finisher, but Otunga caught him and hit him with a belly to belly suplex before going for the cover. He got a 2 count.
"Quite the one-on-one matchup here on Main Event!" said Grisham.
Otunga picked up Kofi and went for a scoop slam, but Kofi countered it and went for a Trouble in Paradise, but Otunga ducked it and got Kofi with a falling neckbreaker before going for the cover. He got a 2 count. Otunga picked up Kofi and went for a back suplex, but Kofi countered it and hit Otunga with the SOS pin. He got a 2 count. Kofi picked up Otunga, but Otunga pushed him into the ropes. Kofi grabbed on and Otunga went for the charge, but Kofi got him with a kick and flipped onto the apron, then springboarded off the ropes and got him with a crossbody. However, Otunga quickly recovered and got Kofi with a scoop powerslam. As Kofi got to his feet, Otunga went for the Final Verdict, but Kofi countered it into a victory roll pin. He got a 2 count. As Otunga got up, Kofi hit him with the Trouble in Paradise from out of nowhere to get the pin and the win.
"Here is your winner, Kofi Kingston!" Roberts announced.
"Kofi can hit that Trouble is Paradise from anyplace at anytime," said Matthews.
"Otunga was game tonight, but Kofi just gamer," said Grisham.
"Big win for Kofi Kingston and as Kingston celebrates, we know give you the next look at Sutton vs. McMahon!" Matthews said.
-Sutton vs. McMahon-
-Round 1-
Ira: Now at first, Vince was hesitant. He wasn't exactly into the idea of some noob from Baltimore, Maryland, coming in out of nowhere and wanting to take his company. But I told him on the phone that I had gotten the finest lawyers from Baltimore and I also told him that it wouldn't exactly be in his best interest to back down because of what it would do to his reputation. So with all that in thought, he finally said, "OK, you're on!" Now Barack Obama, the president, was a big WWE fan and we figured if we could get him on our side, than we were almost a shoe-in to win this case, so what we did was we went called up the White House and asked for a meeting with Obama. When we got the green light, we went up to Washington D.C. and we talked to Obama. He of course was thrilled with the idea me taking on McMahon, so he gave us a loan of $250,000. So we had the money, we had the support of the president, we all ready to go at that point.
In a couple of days, we had our first case at the Michigan Supreme Court in Lansing. The first thing we had to do was appeal to the judge, so we presented him with evidence against Vince, one of which was of course his past steroid scandal. Not to mention previously, Vince had, had his other problems with the law such as his 2006 allegations of sexual harassment.
