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I HAVBE BEEN EVIL TO YOU

SAYING I MIGHT MAKE YOU WAIT 4 DAYS AND ACTUALLY DOING IT IS TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS

(How was that GrimmIchi song?)

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Ichigo pulled off the clothes and Shinji burst through the door.

''DID MRSEXYMAN DO ANYTHING?!''

Ichigo pulled up his pants.

''No. And what the fuck are you doing booking me a hotel room with only one bed and making me wear that shit?''

Shinji sighed and placed a hand on Ichigo's shoulder.

''Ichigo...''

Ichigo stared at the man.

''You really need to get laid.'' Ichigo scowled and pushed the now hysterically laughing man. ''Fuck you Shinji.''

''No thanks man! You're fucking hot but not my type. I like em tall and dark.''

Ichigo sighed and pulled on his shirt. He walked to the sink and washed off the make up.

''I should have you fired.''

''Awwww You love me too much for that!''

''Sadly yes. On the same line as Kaien or Byakuya...''

Shinji grinned. ''Get laid!''

Ichigo whacked the man's head and walked out.

Grimmjow sat in the car uncomfortably.

''Fuck. That was close.''

Grimmjow looked at his not so little problem.

''I may have to break him. But I'm not going that far.'' Grimmjow jumped as he heard a knock on the window.

Ichigo smiled and mouthed. ''Open the door.''

Goddammit why did he have to be put in a situation like this? Ichigo opened the now unlocked door and sat down. Grimmjow stared absently at the floor.

''Grimmjow did you hear me?"

The man looked up. ''Uh... Shit sorry I.. what did you say?'' Ichigo shook his head. ''I asked if you were okay but I think we both know the answer.''

Grimmjow stared at his hands. He only needed three more days.

''I... Ichigo I'll tell you in three days. I promise.''

Ichigo frowned. ''Fine.'' He then grinned. ''Wanna go get drunk?" Grimmjow smiled. ''Why not?''

''Good.'' Ichigo pulled out his phone.

''SHINJI. COME TO SOUL BAR IN TWENTY MINUTES.''

Grimmjow watched in amusement as Ichigo's face scrunched up.

''I DON'T CAR YOU BITCH WE'RE GOING TO THE BAR. BRING ANYONE YOU WANT.''

Ichigo turned off his phone and looked at Grimmjow. ''Off to the bar my friend! Let's get shit faced in honor of my idiotic outfit today and the humiliation to come next week when the mag goes on the shelves.''

Grimmjow grinned. ''Why the fuck not.''

Ichigo unlocked his seat belt and reached for the door. Grimmjow grabbed his arm. ''Don't you see that line?''

Ichigo smiled. ''I do.''

''Then why don't we...''

''Grimmjow. I own that bar. Come on get out.''

Grimmjow scowled and followed after Ichigo.

''ICHI!'' Ichigo turned just fast enough to avoid a head on collision.

''FUCK. Shin what the hell?''

The man got up. ''Yea. My boyfriends inside. Let's go.'' Ichigo nodded and walked to the front of the line.

''Long time no see Ichigo.''

''You too Chad.'' The bulky man smiled. ''Well? Aren't you going to go in?''

Ichigo smiled back. ''Wow security sure is tight here.''

Chad laughed. ''It is.'' The three walked into the bar and headed for the second floor that was reserved for special guests only.

Shinji smiled. ''Nnoi!'' Grimmjow froze as the lanky man stood up. ''Yo. Shinji, Ichigo, Grimmjow.''

Shinji frowned. ''You guys all know each other?''

Ichigo shook his head. ''No. I think I have but I'm not sure. What about you Grimm?''

''I know him.'' Ichigo frowned at how stiff the man's voice got. He shook his head. ''C'mon let's go get some drinks.''

The four went across the room. Ichigo sat down. ''KIRA. Get me a Kamikaze.''

Shinji sat next to Ichigo. ''Screwdriver.''

Nnoitra sat on the edge of the counter. ''Blue Motherfucker.''

Grimmjow growled and sat on the other side of Ichigo. ''Bourbon straight.''

Ichigo looked over. ''Already trying to get drunk?'' Grimmjow picked up the glass of blackish brown liquid and downed it in one go. ''I can't get drunk.''

Grimmjow sighed as he drank his 14th glass of bourbon. Shinji had passed out on the counter and Ichigo was mumbling nonsense.

Ichigo giggled. ''Grimmjow~~~''

The man looked over. Ichigo sat up and giggled again almost falling over.

''He's so fucking cute.''

''Ne Grimm. Come here.''

''I am here.'' Ichigo scrunched up his face cutely then pouted. ''No. Closer.'' Grimmjow sighed and leaned over.

''Closer.''

Ichigo ran his fingers through the blue locks and purred making Grimmjow's heart stop and a moan almost spill from his lips.

Ichigo giggled as he played with the blue tresses. ''They're so soft!''

Nnoitra picked up Shinji. ''Whelp gotta go. See you in three days Grimmy. Who knows? I might even help ya today.'' Grimmjow growled. ''Fuck off Giruga.'' Ichigo mumbled as he fell back on the counter. Grimmjow lightly shook Ichigo. ''C/mon let's get back to the hotel. '

Ichigo nodded and shakily got up. Grimmjow's phone rang he cursed. It was Aizen. ''Ichigo go get in the car I'll come in a few.'' The drunk man nodded and Grimmjow handed him the keys making sure to put the car key in Ichigo's hand. Grimmjow ran to the bathroom and accepted the call.

''What do you want Aizen?''

The man chuckled. ''My my. I just called to see how things were going. Just remember. Two days.''

''Two days?! Giruga...''

''It's midnight my dear client. Now I thought you might need some help so I hired some hope you don't mind. Ah. You sent the drunk man out alone to the street didn't you?''

Grimmjow dropped his phone.

He ran out of the bathroom and burst out the doors.

''ICHIGO!'' The disoriented man turned around to face Grimmjow just in time.

For him to get hit by the car.

MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

BEING EVIL IS SO MUCH FUN

I LOVE IT