Chapter 14 - Piracy on the high seas
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10 minutes after the Warners went after Flipper, Mr. Ricks returned to the house, not only to find the yard and dock empty, but the door wide open on his house.
"Bud? Sandy!" Mr. Ricks ran to the house, worried for his kids.
He ran into the house, and found everyone had gone missing. Amidst the mess, he spotted the note left on the table.
"Nurse got taken, Capt..." Mr. Ricks took a few seconds, and figured it out.
"Oh, no." He ran out of the house and towards the dock, but not before hearing a voice, belonging to Mr. Little, Lisa and Joey's father.
"Porter, wait!" Mr. Little adressed Mr. Ricks by his first name.
"Jed." Mr. Ricks turned to Mr. Little.
"Jed, Sandy and Bud are gone, do you know where they are?"
"I was just going to ask the same. My kids called, said they came here with a hurt lady." Replied Mr. Little
"Yeah, I know that. But my boys are missing, and I found this note." Mr. Ricks held up the note his son had tried to write.
"Oh no." Mr. Little got anxious.
"Do you know something, Jed?" Replied Mr. Ricks
"About an hour ago, some russians came up to my dock for fuel. While my kids were wiping down the boat, they looked inside the cabin and saw that lady all tied up. We got her out and I told em to take her to the doctor cause she wasn't doing so good." Replied Mr. Little
"And being that the doc is on vacation, the kids took her here." Said Mr. Ricks
"Yeah...i'm sorry you got caught up in this, Po." Mr. Little apologized
"No, your kids did the right thing. Let's just hope they're alright out there...i'm gonna go look. Come along, I might need your help." Mr. Ricks began running for his boat.
"Sure thing."
the 2 anxious fathers ran over to Mr. Rick's speedboat parked on the shoreline. It was only seconds before they were out of the canal and into the key.
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Meanwhile, out on the open sea, Flipper guided the Warners to a half-mile short of the boat containing the Russians and the nurse.
"Out there." Wakko pointed his finger while holding binoculars.
Yakko and Dot took turns with the binoculars and saw the boat in the open, but luckily, the Russians wern't so cautious to think someone was following them - as far as they knew, the Warners were still on the deserted island and they had no clue that 2 of the kids they had just kidnapped were sons of the local park ranger.
"So, what do we do?" Wakko asked
"Sibs...we have a dolphin...we have a boat! We have a story that sat in limbo for 4 months...we're gonna finish it the same way we started...Zaniness and craziness...and that dolphin." Yakko pointed at flipper
Flipper jumped into the air, and splashed around.
"Sibs...here's my first idea..."
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The Russians were stopped just off the coast of another deserted island. The reason being? Dr. Pepperansalt was trying to come up with a use for his new hostages.
"Ve can dump zhem off on zhe same island as zhe funny zhings." Xenia Suggested.
"No, zhose funny zhings might ambush us." Replied Pepperansalt
As they debated, a bunch of unopened beer cans floated to the surface on the opposite side of the boat. Upon splashing the surface, Boris looked over and saw them.
"Hey boss...Look over." Boris pointed at the cans.
"Beer cans." Said Xenia who came over to look.
"Yes. I vant them." Boris began to pull the skiff over.
"Boris..." Xenia began to speak.
"Let him have beer." Dr. pepperansalt stopped Xenia "Probably warm anyvays. Make him sick." Dr. Pepperansalt sat back and watched his assistant row over to the spot.
Boris began fishing the beer from the water. But while he wasn't looking, a fin came from the opposite side of the boat.
"Hey, look at that!" Xenia pointed at the fin.
The fin of course, belonged to Flipper, who proceeded to slam into the side of the skiff, flipping it over and knocking a helpless Boris into the sea. He struggled underwater before resurfacing and grabbing the skiff.
"Hey! Vhat da..."
Just before Boris could finish his sentence, the torpedo-speed flipper slammed his bottlenose into Borise's gut and knocked the wind out of him! With the help of 3 Warners in scuba gear, Boris was dragged under the water by Flipper and towards the shore of the nearby deserted island.
"Vas that a shark?" Xenia was shocked
Dr. Pepperansalt tried looking for his assistant, but could not see him under the water.
"Gone..." Dr. Pepperansalt shook it off
"Ugh. Never liked him anyvays." Xenia admitted
"Me neither. Stupid Chernobyl idiot." Dr. Pepperansalt and Xenia went back to the cabin.
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Meanwhile, the Warners and Flipper had dragged the beaten Boris into an underwater cavern, where he could recatch his breath and not escape so easily.
"Owww...my tummy." Boris held his stomach. The Warners had one of their adversaries, now it was time for the next one.
"Well sibs, lets get another one." Said Yakko
The group submerged back into the water, going to get their next victim.
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Back out on the sea, Dr. Pepperansalt and Xenia continued to think about a plan. But their thoughts were arrested by the sounds of flipper's splashing.
"Vhats zhat?" Xenia came out of the cabin and looked at flipper's splashing and playing, Being that she had been in action for hours with no stopping, she couldn't put 2 and 2 together that possibly that was the "shark" that took Boris.
"Xenia, get back here, I need zour help." requested Dr. Pepperansalt.
"Come out here, look at cute dolphin!" Xenia asked her boss, who came to see the dolphin.
"It's just a dolphin, big deal." Dr. Pepperansalt said.
"But he's a cute dolphin...EEEEEEEE he's soooooo cute!" The Steel-bunned Russian toughgirl had been reduced to a giddy schoolgirl by one little dolphin.
"Xenia, enough of zhis...You're like girl vith 'Beiber Fever.'" Dr. Pepperansalt was getting irritated.
"I vant to swim with him...he vants to play vith me!" Xenia began unbuttoning her dress.
"Xenia, zhis is foolish!" Replied Dr. pepperansalt.
By the time Xenia had taken her dress off entirely, she was wearing a skin-tight, Bright red one-piece swimsuit with the soviet flag patterned on it.
"Do zou take objection now, Doctor?" Xenia posed with her thighs sticking out.
"I told zou, never..." Dr. Pepperansalt stopped talking, because the charm of a lady's perfect backside is something no grown man can turn away from.
Xenia then took perfect form and dove into the water.
"If zou get attacked Xenia, I von't save zou." Yelled out Dr. Pepperansalt.
"Ah, don't be such a vorryvart! I von't be hurt!" Xenia smiled
And just as she spoke, Flipper rammed right into Xenia's flat stomach and knocked the wind clean out of her lungs, putting her face down in the water. Then for good measure, Flipper took his tail, and slapped Xenia right on her buns, putting her face out of the water to yell.
"OWWW, not my buns again!" Xenia then fell like a pencil into the water.
The Warners dragged the beaten Xenia into the same cavern where Boris was trying to regain his breath.
"Xenia!" Boris pulled the beaten Xenia out of the water in the cavern.
"Help me up, idiot!" Xenia ordered her co-worker. he got her up halfway before looking at her backside.
"Vow Xenia, have zou been working out?" Boris drooled a bit.
Xenia slapped Boris across the face.
"Owww, Vhy did zou do zhat?" Boris held his cheek.
"Cause zou're a hardheaded idiot!" Xenia laid down on some damp sand, backside down.
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Now all alone, Dr. Pepperansalt knew what was happening. Now was the time to officially marry the nurse, as he had originally plotted.
He placed the serum into another syringe, and injected it into the nurse again, turning her into his own personal zombie.
"Ok now, Let's go get married, ya?" Dr. Pepperansalt order the nurse to get up.
"Married." Hello Nurse replied in a monotone voice.
Dr. Pepperansalt brought his victim out onto the deck of the boat.
"Ok...Ve are gathered here today...blah blah blah..." Dr. Pepperansalt began doing the wedding vows.
"Ok, Before I kiss nurse and make her bride, if anyvun here has objection, speak now or forever hold peace?" asked Dr. Pepperansalt
"WE OBJECT!" The Warner siblings came flying onto the boat, armed with swords, dressed like pirates.
"Not zou again! Vere zou the vuns who got my assistants?" Dr. Pepperansalt demanded to know.
"We got em all right!" Dot replied
"And now, mr. Funnybones, it's time for you to get it too! Argh!" Yakko went into his pirate mode.
"And how is zhat going to happen?" asked Dr. Pepperansalt
All of the sudden, the Jaws theme began to play.
"No...no vay." Dr. Pepperansalt began to get nervous.
"That's right...you see...it pays to know Mr. Spielberg." Yakko smiled
Just then, an even bigger fin came along and charged right towards Dr. Pepperansalt.
"Hey...just when you thought it was safe to read fanfiction again..." Dot grinned.
Jaws came barrelling out of the sea and landed on the deck of the boat.
"Ahhhh!" Dr. Pepperansalt ran into the cabin.
Meanwhile, the Warners ran to the back of the boat, with Yakko holding the nurse, where the Attack chopper that was taken from them, was waiting. Aside that chopper, were Sandy, Bud, Lisa, and Joey, all tied up. Within seconds, the Warners had the young teens untied and free to move.
"Who...or what are you?" asked Sandy as he was being untied.
"We're the Warner bros!" Replied Yakko and Wakko
"and the Warner sister!" Added Dot
"Oh boy...MGM's not gonna be happy about this." Replied Sandy
After getting the young teens untied, They all climbed aboard the chopper while Wakko got it all fired up.
"Are we ready to take off?" Asked Yakko, letting the nurse lie down on a medical gurney.
"Ready to go! Commence takeoff!" Wakko lifted the chopper into the air.
As the chopper ascended, Dr. Pepperansalt jumped into the water and swam for the nearby island while his attack boat was smashed to smithereens by Jaws. Pepperansalt eventually made it to the island, and watched helplessly as his boat was smashed into pieces by the ferocious shark, leaving him with no way home.
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