Chapter 14.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! As I said before! You're not updating then!

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER there are no viewers, this is a story not a film. EXCRETION ADVISD. And what could possibly be more scary than the way you completely desecrate the English language? Seriously I could sit through the exorcist no problem after seeing some of her plotlines!

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail who? Oh you mean wormtail? was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey AH! That's one of my readers! Ha shout out time! Look you appeared in a parody of a shitty fanfic! You must be so proud! look in his eyes. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.

"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" Well that was abrupt! asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? So if he hadn't of tortured your bf would you fuck him? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." But would you? I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Well that was a bit harsh. You could have just sucked him off. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" he's dying! Jeez, can't anyone just bleed to death in peace, people are just so impatient. called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! He what? What in front of you? Oh! That's not right! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. Oh! You meant he walked over to you! Will you please make it clearer, stop with the accidental sex references! So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying. Hold on where's Draco?

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco Oh there he is! taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) I'm not even going to dignify that with a response! and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. No one mentioned preps! They are such fucking sluts." What have you fucked one of them? No? Then shut up! answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! See this is why everyone calls you a Mary Sue! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! He wouldn't want to be with an ugly person. Would you? Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing I never said snob. I said whore. but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

Now I've been taking the piss but seriously this is a bib problem. There are children in war torn countries crying, not because they have no food or because their parents died in a roadside bomb. But because they feel Ebony's pain! I have started up a charity especially for girls like Ebony, girls who can't walk down the street without being wolf whistled, girls who can't help but attract both sexes, girls who just want a normal life away from the pressures of their superior intelligence and astounding good looks. This is a serious problem affecting society today so please donate whatever you can to . /whoresunitedagainstpreps

Thank you.