"God it's so cold!" Jericho said shivering. "Which one of you turned down the heat?" Jericho looked at Chavo is if he already knew it was him.

Chavo wasn't paying attenion as usual. He was too busy paying attenion on his phone playing Farmville. (Someone's gotta harvest the rice right?)

"Chavo? Chavo? Was it you assclown?" Chris asked poking Chavo on the head to get his attention.

"No it wasn't me. Why would I and stop calling me an assclown! What is an asclown anyway?" Chavo asked getting annoyed by Chris.

"For your information Chavo, an assclown is a name that I have made. And, you cannot keep telling me what to do!" Chris said showing who was the alpha.

"Whatever. I'm going to Vince." Chavo said informing Chris trying to get away from Mr. Big-ego.

"Be that way! Cody, come over here and help me scratch my back!" Chris ordered Chavo.

"No!" said Cody.

"Do you want that cookie?" Chris asked.

"Coming!" said Cody running up to him.

(3 hours later)

"I can't stand Chris! Always telling me what to do and calling me an assclown!" Chavo complained to JBL.

"What?" JBL asked.

"Do you pay attention at all?" Chavo asked.

"No."

"Then what were you doing?" Chavo asked.

"Well, I was thinking how I can stop being a Hannah Montana and go back to being squirrely." JBL said.

"Seriously, what is wrong with you?" Chavo asked.

"I think I might have been dropped on my head alot when I was little....." JBL thought aloud.

"Clearly,"

"Well you know what? I'm going to give Chris a piece of my mind." Chavo said getting up and walking out the door.

"Do you think he will Mr. Squirrely?" JBL asked the squirrel that was outside the window.

"EWW!!! Don't talk to me!!! You gay!" said the squirrel. It threw an acorn at JBL's head and made JBL knock out.

(where chavo is at)

"There you are!!" Chavo exclaimed pointing to Jericho.

Oh crap!!! He found me! thought Jericho. Wait, I know what to do!!!

Chris dropped the burger he was holding and grabbed his throat. He started to gag and pretend that he was having a seizure.

"Holy shit!!!" Chavo yelled running to Chris' side.

"Is something wrong??" Chavo asked pleadingly.

"Yes....I just found out that ........ (cough)....... Michael Jackson is dead!!!!" Chris coughed.

Chris gagged really loud and started to cry. He ran to the bathroom and locked the door.

"And I thought I was an assclown." Chavo said to himself.

THE END!!!

SORRY FOR THE SUCKISH CHAPTER... I'M RUNING OUT OF IDEAS!!!! (CRIES) BOO HOOO!!!