Chapter 14

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

'Scroll Comunications'

Story Title

Waitering

(Suggested by Emiliano77)

Natsu grabbed his walted off the nightstand and opened it, letting a moth fly out of it. "I need a job..." He pulls a paper and starts circling jobs. The scene then goes to an interview with Natsu getting approved.

The scene then shows Natsu in a red and white uniform holding a pad of paper and pencil. He walks over to a table and stops in horror as Winter waved smugly at him. "Well, isn't this a turn of events."

"I just got this job..." Natsu grumbled as he gripped the pad and pencil. "So please, let's try to be civilized."

"I'm offended that you think I can't be polite." She said. "I'm here to support you. Now, write this down..." She then requested some order far too complicated for the little restaurant to handle.

Natsu's eyes twitched in annoyance. "You're getting a cheeseburger." He said walking away, writing the order. He comes back in a flash, holding the meal in question and placed it in front of her, only for it to get thrown back into his face. "I quit!"

P.D.P (Puppy Dog Pouts)

(Suggested by Ultimatix Bearer)

Ruby and Spumoni pouted in sadness at Weiss. "Oh fine." She gave them a case of Dust and the two ran out the room.

"We have to keep doing this." Ruby said, making the black haired girl nod.

They tried it on Cinder, and she gave them some kind of rocket launcher labeled K.K., Velvet gave them her camera, Sun his staff. Soon they had gathered all they could, except for something from Blake.

They raced to her and started the pout, and the Faunus held up a mirror... and they fell for it, giving everything back. The two walked away before stopping. "Hey!"

Speaking Lessons

Natsu stood in his teams room in front of a white board with all the letters on it, holding a ruler. In front of him was Zwei and Happy, sitting at attention. "Now, repeat after me." He pointed the ruler at the 'A'. "A."

"Ruff!/Meow!" Both pets said at the same time.

"No. A." Natsu repeated, only to get the same thing. "A." The same response.

"What are you doing?" He looked over the door to find Weiss looking in.

"Science experiment." He answered. "I'm trying to teach them to speak."

"How's it going?" She asked.

"Not so good." Natsu answered. "I've tried pretty much everything I could think of."

A smirk appeared on Weiss' face as she remembered a joke involving this principle. "Of course it's not working. You need to do lsd with them." She walked away laughing as Natsu started looking up lsd.

The scene shifts to Yang walking into NVAR's room. "Natsu, it's time for our-" She stopped talking when she saw the scene. "What the-" Natsu was swinging from the ceiling, Happy was scrambling around trying to stand, and Zwei was rolling around on his back, shoving his face into what ever he could.

Bath Time

(Suggested by guest)

Natsu filled a tub with water before turning it off. He picked Happy up and tried placing him in the tub, but the cat refused to go in. "Come on!" Natsu tried pushing the cat in, but it acted like a spring, sending Natsu crashing into the ceiling. Happy jumped down off the railing and started licking himself, but Natsu crashed into the tub, splashing the cat with water.

A Million Lien, But...

"So, how do we play this game?" Vergil asked as he, Aerith and Ryuko sat in a circle.

"Basically, we just list scenarios that we get a million Lien but there's a catch." Aerith explained. "You're new to this, so you go first."

"Okay, uh..." Vergil racked his brain before coming up with a scenario. "A million Lien, but... randomly, once a month, your limbs turn to stone and you're stuck in place."

"For how long?" Aerith asked.

"24 Hours." He answered.

"So, you could be in the bathroom, finishing up and then your stuck there for a day?" Ryuko asked, earning a nod.

"If it's the end of the month and the shift happens, are you stuck there for two days?" Aerith asked.

"You could be." He said. "I'm taking the money."

"Yeah, not me." Ryuko said. "I can just imagine getting stuck out side and having a pigeon land on you."

"Yeah, same here. Not taking it." Aerith said. "Oh, I got one. A million Lien, but... you have to listen to every single one of Yang's puns."

"Never in a million years!" The couple shouted at her.

"I'd kill myself before one month passed." Vergil said.

"Okay, so no one is doing that?" Aerith asked, earning a nod. "Okay. Ryuko, it's your turn."

"Uh..." The girl started thinking as the door burst open. The three turned to see Yang, flaring in anger.

Another one. Here's the references in these shorts.

'Speaking Lessons' is a modified version of the Rooster Teeth Animated Adventure, 'The Dolphin Experiment'.

'A Million Lien, But...' is a direct reference to the Million Dollars, But... card game and show by Rooster Teeth.

Now, we all saw the new character into video. I'd like to think I had something to do with it (look at my last two chapters),... but I'm not that arrogant. They probably planed this months ago. I just hope they follow chibi fiction.