Chapter 13- Just Leaf your Waves behind.
"Yahoo!"
The sudden shriek from Auto nearly made Rockman and Roll jump out of their skin. "Wh-what-? Auto?" Rock stammered.
"Thank you Doc C! I'll tell him right away!" Auto cheered gleefully into the receiver of the phone, quickly slamming it down to its mount.
"Auto, what is it?" Roll asked.
"Oh boy oh boy oh boy," Auto giggled, "Doc Cossack's found the remains of the Stardroids in Russia!"
"Th-the Stardroids!" Rock gasped, "Sunstar-!"
Auto shook his head. "Nope! But he's found his other eight officers, the ones named after planets!" Auto bounded around the room singing as he spoke. "Their super-resistant metal armor survived re-entry to Earth's atmosphere, and landed right in Russia! All eight of them!"
Roll sighed. "So that's what those 'meteorites' were, too bad it wasn't Duo."
"And just think!" Auto exclaimed with a demented giggle, "we can have them in the Wreckoning too!"
"Oh, goodie," Roll groaned.
Rockman glumly sighed. "Sunstar, I should have been able to have saved you," he muttered under his breath.
"Well hello ladies and gentlemen!" Blues welcomed the roaring audience. "Let's see tonight's competitors! On the north end of the arena, he's a lumberjack's worst nightmare, Wood Man!" A large blocky robot with a body that looked like a large fat tree stump for armor waddled onto the field. "And on the south end, be sure to 'Wave' to him next time you're surfing, Wave Man!" A rotund blue robot with a scuba-mask and harpoon launcher integrated into his arm cannon wobbled his way beside Wood Man.
The arena was silent once more. "Oh bugger," Blues sighed, "Auto says 'Ro- battle begin,' yada yada yada.."
Wave Man eyed his harpoon. "I'm gonna' use you as my dartboard!" Wave Man snickered, looking at Wood Man
"Wood floats. And your cold dead body will too!" Wood Man rebutted.
Suddenly, Wave Man threw both his arms up into the air and exclaimed, "Water Wave!"
The ground began to tremble and shake. Wood Man found himself stumbling for balance above the tremors. Suddenly, a large spout of water erupted from the ground. Wave Man aimed his Harpoon Cannon at his adversary and said, "Go forth, my wave!"
The water sunk back into the ground, redoubling it's shaking of the arena. The Water Wave shot out of the round again, followed by more streams just like it, all heading towards Wood Man.
Wood Man closed his eyes, put his hands in front of him, and yelled, "Leaf Shield activate!" A barrage of metal leaves suddenly sprouted from Wood Man's body, and flew about around him like a spherical wall. The Water Wave slammed into Wood Man, spraying water all over the arena. When the waves subsided and soaked back into the ground, Wood Man was still standing in his spot.
"Nice try!" Wood Man bellowed with laughter. As soon as Wood Man pointed his stubby finger at Wave Man, the mess of leaves that encircled his body stopped their movement. With a mighty war cry from their master, Wood Man's leaves shot towards Wave Man. The razor-edged leaves slammed into Wave Man, knocking the round robot over. As soon as Wave Man got back to his feet, Wood Man leapt in front of him, and delivered a knuckle-lined package to his face. Wave Man was bowled over by Wood Man's assault, and rolled all the way to the other side of the ring.
"Ouch," Blues murmured.
Wood Man was at Wave Man's feet, and plucked him up to his feet by the scuba-cord on Wave Man's face. "Time to die!" Wood Man snickered.
"Wrong-o!" Wave Man growled. With that, Wave Man shoved his spear into Wood Man's body. Wood Man roared in agony, dropping Wave Man and stumbling backward, falling over onto his rump. Wood Man groaned, and stroked Wave Man's harpoon that was lodged deeply into his heavily bleeding body. Wood Man gagged, and spat up a wad of oil-blood. Wave Man wiped his bloody chin and groggily got to his feet.
"You'll pay for that!" Wood Man vowed.
Wave Man stared Wood Man in the eyes. "We'll see about that!" he taunted.
In a flash, Wood Man was in front of Wave Man, and let him have a iron- skinned fist to his face. Wave Man reeled backwards from the blow, but jabbed his arm cannon into Wood Man's body, the butt-end of his harpoon re- loading into his cannon. "Goodbye," said Wave Man calmly, firing his harpoon.
The harpoon blasted through Wood Man's body and flew out of the arena and into the sky. Soon, it was but a flicker of light to join the stars in the night sky. Wood Man groaned, and fell flat on his back, unconscious. "Well, here's our winner," Blues hummed, "Wave Man!"
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The Asylum's note:
Ouch, bad way to go! Poor Mr. Woody!
What? Ewww! Not THAT Mr. Woody! You bloody pervert!
-The Asylum (Chill Man)
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"Yahoo!"
The sudden shriek from Auto nearly made Rockman and Roll jump out of their skin. "Wh-what-? Auto?" Rock stammered.
"Thank you Doc C! I'll tell him right away!" Auto cheered gleefully into the receiver of the phone, quickly slamming it down to its mount.
"Auto, what is it?" Roll asked.
"Oh boy oh boy oh boy," Auto giggled, "Doc Cossack's found the remains of the Stardroids in Russia!"
"Th-the Stardroids!" Rock gasped, "Sunstar-!"
Auto shook his head. "Nope! But he's found his other eight officers, the ones named after planets!" Auto bounded around the room singing as he spoke. "Their super-resistant metal armor survived re-entry to Earth's atmosphere, and landed right in Russia! All eight of them!"
Roll sighed. "So that's what those 'meteorites' were, too bad it wasn't Duo."
"And just think!" Auto exclaimed with a demented giggle, "we can have them in the Wreckoning too!"
"Oh, goodie," Roll groaned.
Rockman glumly sighed. "Sunstar, I should have been able to have saved you," he muttered under his breath.
"Well hello ladies and gentlemen!" Blues welcomed the roaring audience. "Let's see tonight's competitors! On the north end of the arena, he's a lumberjack's worst nightmare, Wood Man!" A large blocky robot with a body that looked like a large fat tree stump for armor waddled onto the field. "And on the south end, be sure to 'Wave' to him next time you're surfing, Wave Man!" A rotund blue robot with a scuba-mask and harpoon launcher integrated into his arm cannon wobbled his way beside Wood Man.
The arena was silent once more. "Oh bugger," Blues sighed, "Auto says 'Ro- battle begin,' yada yada yada.."
Wave Man eyed his harpoon. "I'm gonna' use you as my dartboard!" Wave Man snickered, looking at Wood Man
"Wood floats. And your cold dead body will too!" Wood Man rebutted.
Suddenly, Wave Man threw both his arms up into the air and exclaimed, "Water Wave!"
The ground began to tremble and shake. Wood Man found himself stumbling for balance above the tremors. Suddenly, a large spout of water erupted from the ground. Wave Man aimed his Harpoon Cannon at his adversary and said, "Go forth, my wave!"
The water sunk back into the ground, redoubling it's shaking of the arena. The Water Wave shot out of the round again, followed by more streams just like it, all heading towards Wood Man.
Wood Man closed his eyes, put his hands in front of him, and yelled, "Leaf Shield activate!" A barrage of metal leaves suddenly sprouted from Wood Man's body, and flew about around him like a spherical wall. The Water Wave slammed into Wood Man, spraying water all over the arena. When the waves subsided and soaked back into the ground, Wood Man was still standing in his spot.
"Nice try!" Wood Man bellowed with laughter. As soon as Wood Man pointed his stubby finger at Wave Man, the mess of leaves that encircled his body stopped their movement. With a mighty war cry from their master, Wood Man's leaves shot towards Wave Man. The razor-edged leaves slammed into Wave Man, knocking the round robot over. As soon as Wave Man got back to his feet, Wood Man leapt in front of him, and delivered a knuckle-lined package to his face. Wave Man was bowled over by Wood Man's assault, and rolled all the way to the other side of the ring.
"Ouch," Blues murmured.
Wood Man was at Wave Man's feet, and plucked him up to his feet by the scuba-cord on Wave Man's face. "Time to die!" Wood Man snickered.
"Wrong-o!" Wave Man growled. With that, Wave Man shoved his spear into Wood Man's body. Wood Man roared in agony, dropping Wave Man and stumbling backward, falling over onto his rump. Wood Man groaned, and stroked Wave Man's harpoon that was lodged deeply into his heavily bleeding body. Wood Man gagged, and spat up a wad of oil-blood. Wave Man wiped his bloody chin and groggily got to his feet.
"You'll pay for that!" Wood Man vowed.
Wave Man stared Wood Man in the eyes. "We'll see about that!" he taunted.
In a flash, Wood Man was in front of Wave Man, and let him have a iron- skinned fist to his face. Wave Man reeled backwards from the blow, but jabbed his arm cannon into Wood Man's body, the butt-end of his harpoon re- loading into his cannon. "Goodbye," said Wave Man calmly, firing his harpoon.
The harpoon blasted through Wood Man's body and flew out of the arena and into the sky. Soon, it was but a flicker of light to join the stars in the night sky. Wood Man groaned, and fell flat on his back, unconscious. "Well, here's our winner," Blues hummed, "Wave Man!"
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The Asylum's note:
Ouch, bad way to go! Poor Mr. Woody!
What? Ewww! Not THAT Mr. Woody! You bloody pervert!
-The Asylum (Chill Man)
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