Chapter Fourteen

If you had been a bird, soaring high in the sky, looking down over the streets of the village Konohagakure, you would have seen many interesting things.

First, you would have seen three groups of people. One group was exponentially larger than the other two, one group was wearing identical cloaks, and one group stood in the middle, looking back and forth.

The group in the middle mainly consisted of a certain Sasuke Uchiha, and if you were a bird, you would be thinking: "That busu is screeewwweeddd…"

However, on the ground things were much different.

Both groups were glaring at the Uchiha boy in horror and shock, most of the people too afraid to move. They knew the stories about this boy.

A blond haired kid in an orange jumpsuit was passed out in front of the largest group, and was being aided by a pink haired girl. Standing in front of them was a boy in a green suit and a figure in a black cloak. They looked ready to protect the people behind them at all costs, but also thoroughly horrified at their formers friend's sudden return.

On the other side, the four men in black cloaks were looking quite curious, but with an obvious twinge of irritation.

And smack dab in the middle, stood Sasuke; his eyes trained only on one person.

"Itachi Uchiha…"

Sasuke stepped towards Itachi with his knuckles clenched around his katana and his eyes totally emotionless. The other Uchiha stared back, his expression as blank as his brothers.

"Sasuke…" Itachi stated, "This is neither the time nor place. I can already tell you aren't strong enough, anyway."

Sasuke's eyes narrowed at this statement, but he didn't stop his slow lethal movement's forwards.

Itachi looked past his brother and stated, "I would suggest none of you move, unless you intend to die."

All of the Konoha ninja were frozen in shock. Even the Jonin seemed to be hesitating, and the only people that were able to think were the three in front.

Lee turned to the Editor with a knowing look on his face, "I don't think traditional fighting would be useful in this situation…" The Editor lowered her head and nodded. A moment later she was gone. Lee smiled knowingly, and waited.

"Sasori my man, did you see that, hmm?" Deidara asked, grinning slightly.

"I did." Sasori replied.

"Whatever shall we do?" The blonde smirked, feigning fear.

Sasori rolled his eyes, "stop acting stupid and come on."

Deidara shrugged, "whatever you say."

And a moment later the two were gone.

Sasuke time, let's see…what can I change… The Editor looked down at the crowd and smirked a bit, of course…

Sasuke was now only a short distance from Itachi. The murderous look in his eye was blazing in hatred, but the other Uchiha was unmoved. He could tell Sasuke was moving slowly to see if he would do anything to stop him. He knew what Itachi was capable of.

Let's see, do I have any on me- AAGGGUUUHH! The Editor was thrown back, landing hard on the rooftop of a building, shingles flying off. She choked up blood, but wiped it away.

"What? Who hit me?" she searched the air as quickly as possible, and noticed instantly the giant white bird-like thing floating about 20 feet away. On it was Deidara, grinning like a mad-man.

"So, you're the one who ruined my beautiful hair, hmm?" the pyromaniac rubbed at the nub left. He looked positively blood-thirsty. "Unfortunately, that is a crime I cannot let slide…"

Suddenly, another figure jumped onto the roof that the Editor had landed on. This time is was Sasori, "It will take quite some time to fix Hiruko…" he said in a soft voice, moving closer to the Editor by the second, "Why would you do that?"

The Editor's heart was racing; she had to get to Sasuke before all Hell broke loose.

However, the two Akatsuki closing in were making it difficult.

That was when she lost it.

Deidara threw a C3, but she was already gone, closing in behind them. Standing on top of Deidara's bird. "Why hello there!" She chirped murderously, "how are you doing?"

"Kuso…!" the blonde cried, circling around, trying to knock her off, but she was already so close, that it was easy to quickly smear the eyeliner that neatly hugged his eyelids. Once it was a success, the Editor cleanly jumped off of the bird and landed on top of the roof again. Out of the corner of her eye, she watched Deidara take a head-dive for the ground.

"My eyes!"

Sasori watched his partner hit the ground and frowned, looking the Editor straight in her eye. Hiruko had broken because of her, so all that was left was a young-looking red-head man who looked on the verge on an irritated sigh. It was painfully obvious that he wasn't the type to be thrown off by something simple like a haircut, and the Editor racked her brain in thought.

"Finding a good partner is difficult, I'll have you know…" he spoke, "I don't exactly appreciate what you're doing to mine." He didn't even move, but suddenly a figure came flying up from behind him, and the Editor gasped as she realized it was a puppet.

"Third Kazekage…" the ginger said with a smile, "Iron sand."

I cannot even express my hatred for myself XD

Writers block is an evil creature that thrives from foot fungus.

ITS BEEN MONTHS, AND I AM SO FREAKING SORRY, I WANT TO COME TO EVERY ONE OF YOU'S HOUSE AND GIVE YOU FLOWERS 3

Anyway, heres the...er...greatly anticipated (?) chapter 14 XD

Have fun 3 and LILLY, IM SORRY FOR THE SASORI-FAVORITISM, GEEZ!