A/N: Mello is in a strangely happy -hahaha- mode. XD;
From: Emochild
Subject: Beauty Secrets
Dear Mello,
How do you stay so slim and fit? do you exercise, or do you have a high metabolism? Also, have you ever been a gf/bf relationship with anyone in the Wammy House? Please tell. Are you still in the relationship with him/her?
From, your adoring fan forever,
Emochild 0.o
p.s. There have been many comments about you being a girl. Are you? please say no.
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Dear Emochild,
Let me share you a story. Back when I was in the Whammy House, I was a frail and weak little kid who was constantly bullied and called names such as "doofus" and "emotionally unsure" and "intellectually challenged"…oh wait, that's Near. Ha!
Are you kidding?! I have always been slim and fit! So much so that I never needed to exercise or diet! Ya'll wish to be like me. Hahaha!
Relationship? Well, not anything serious. All the girls, and even some boys (-coughNearcough-) wanted me, but I had to turn them all down because maintining 4-5 girlfriends is hard for a 10-year old.
Sincerely, Mello
ps. WHO SAID SO!?! LET ME AT THEM! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!!
A/N: Aww crap, that comment got him all upset. D:!