A/N Since chapter 13, this story is officially a musical. (There were songs before, but it wasn't official). Don't worry, it'll still have the same plot as before, but there will be some singing added in.

Disclaimer: I'm just gonna come clean and say it, I don't own Maximum Ride (or songs)

Angel Pov:

I hate Jeb. Well, acutually, I think he is pretty nice, but I only hate him because he is with Itex. I know he is nice because, hello, mind reader here. Right now, he is hoping that the rest of the flock is out of trouble and is close by. "Come here, Angel and Nudge." He motioned us to come towards us. I cautiously took one step foreward. "ANGEL! NUDGE! Back away, Let me handle this. Yey! Max is here...accompanied by her "lover" Fang! Uh-Oh, he has his gansta face on. But how do I know they are together? Because I brought them that way with my magic powers. DUH!

"Calm down Maxie, I was just going to give them some hot chocolate. " Oh, I love hot chocolate! I want some! "You and your bag of tricks. I know you are trying to be nice and then coax them to save the world." Uh-oh (again) Looks like she is getting angery. or about to sing. (I never know the difference)

Jeb :
(spoken) Dearest darlingest my dear Maximum:

Max:
(spoken) My dear Father: (is she sarcastic)

BOTH:
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz:

Jeb:
But of course, I'll care for Iggy:

Max:
But of course, I'll rise above it:

BOTH:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
(Spoken:) Yes
There's been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is:

MAX:
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:

JEB:
Blonde.

MAX:
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?

JEB:
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you;

MAX:
My pulse is rushing;

JEB;
My head is reeling;

MAX:
My face is flushing;

BOTH:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

JEB:
For your face;

MAX:
Your voice;

JEB:
Your clothing;

BOTH:
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

Me and Nudge:
Dear Glinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Glinda, you're a martyr!

MAX:
Well; these things are sent to try us!

Me and Nudge:
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your;

BOTH:
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes
Ahhh

Me, Nudge, Gazzy, Iggy. and Fang (BACKGROUND):
Loathing
Unadultereated loathing
For her face, her voice, her clothing
let's just say - we loathe it all
ev'ry little trait however small
makes our very flesh being to crawl
AHHH!

ALL:
Loathing!

Me and Nudge:
loathing

BOTH:
There's a strange exhilaration

Me and Nudge:
loathing

BOTH:
In such total detestation

Me and Nudge:
loathing

BOTH:
It's So pure, so strong

Me and Nudge:
So strong!

BOTH:
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be...

Me and Nudge(BACKGROUND):
loathing...

BOTH:
loathing
For forever...

Me and Nudge(BACKGROUND):
loathing...

BOTH:
loathing,
Truly deeply loathing you

Me and Nudge:
loathing you
My whole Life long!

ME AND NUDGE:
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

Max:
Boo!

JEB:
AH!

"You know what Jeb? I only came here because you were going to tell us about the dream. What did that mean and why did Itex send that to us?" Did I mention that the dream was super scary? If I didn't, now you know, cause it's Angel's Super Short Show. (It's true, all the time my Pov's are super short.)

Max Pov:

Jeb was silent. "I am wait-ting. I said in those annoying singing voices. Fang's arm was around my waist with his so called gangsta fance on. That face seriously creeps me out. His "regular" intimidating face. (the kind he uses when he is angry at me) is very scary,but this is ten times worse. "Ready for the explanation, Max?" Yeah, that is the whole reason I can here. DUH DUH DA!

"Well, the school noticed that you are not participating in the save-the-world concept and we realized that Iggy is capable of saving it." What the freak? How could he save the world? "We are going to train Iggy and keep the rest of you as our 'helpers'. If you don't cooperate, you will all expire. Except for Iggy." WOW. I don't want me and the flock to expire, but I don't want stay here as 'helpers' either. I sighed and said, "fine."

Iggy Pov:

Fang came out of the room and told me that I was going to be trained to save the world. COOL! I'm going to be a ninja!

Fang: Dude, listen--


Me[Laughter I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja!

Fang: Ummmm. Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate.


Me: I'm a ninja!

Fang: No no no, don't exploit--

Me: I'm wearing all black!

Fang: Don't exploit the ninja. The ninja is calm. Repeat! Calm! And no, I'm the one wearing all black, remember?

me: Calm, yeah, I know but--

Fang: Okay, defense...

me; Oh yeah.

Fang: Strategy...

me: Yes.

fang: Eye of the dragon.

me: Oohhh!

fang: Feel the power of the energy from below.
me: We must go out and ninja in the night.

Fang: You must start our quest.

me: Shall we?

fang: Yes.

[Song

Fang: Like the shadow serpent, the silence is my veil!

me: Yes, and with precision of the cobra--

fang: Ninjas kill and leave no trail.

[Together
We know ancient stuff, and we have fun Fucking things up.

ME: For instance...
In the confusion of a smoke bomb, I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice!
I can jump ROOF to ROOF and get my friends free cable. It's bad ass!
I used my Chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car!

FANG:Rock and roll!
ME: Ninja of the night!
FANG: Ninja of the night!
[Together
Ninja of the night!

Max Pov:

There is something seriously wrong with those boys. Heck, they're probably on crack. I hope Gazzy doesn't catch on with this singing thing. Anyway, Jeb lead us to our 'living quarters' AKA: Hell, in a bottle. And then, Jeb gave us our uniforms. I have to wear (pause) a dress. (gasp) Now, I have pink wings (courtesy of the 'ninja'), ballet slippers, (courtesy of the 'ninja') and a dress (courtesy of Jeb, King of Hell).

"Max! Gazzy! Angel! Nudge! Fang! Mop the floor, clean the dishes, and give the bathroom a scrub." Jeb screeched on the intercom. "I shot cleaning Dishes with Angel." Nudge cried. "I call moping the floor!" Gazzy said. "I'll clean the bathroom with Max." Fang said. "I'm just going to supervise you, Good luck with the bathroom, Fang!" I said playfully and pretended to walk away. Before he could say come back they started to sing

[THE FLOCK
It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us! i joined in:

[ME
'Steada treated,

[ALL
We get tricked!

[ME
'Steada kisses

[ALL
We get kicked!

[ALL
It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we how!

[Max
Erasers comin'

[The rest
Blood and Cuts

[Me
Empty Bellies


[the rest

'steada of Full

[ALL
It's the hard-knock life!

[Fang
Don't if feel like the wind is always howl'n?

Don't it seem like there's never any light!

Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?

[Iggy and Fang
It's easier than puttin' up a fight.

[Nudge
No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!

[ALL
From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

[Angel
Santa Claus we never see

[Nudge
Santa Claus, what's that?
Who's he?

[ALL
No one cares for you a smidge when your a-
[IGGY

wierd freaky mutant avain american! HUH?

[Gazzy
(Making a whistling sound and imitating Jeb)
I want you to save this world until there is no more Itex!

[ORPHANS
Yank the whiskers from her chin
Jab her with a safety Pin
Make her drink a mickey finn
I love you, Miss Hannigan

Gazzy
(whistle) Get to work!
SAVE the world or your expired!

[ALL
It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in a wierd mutant avian american okay, that didn't really work well
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!

This life is really going to stink