It was the 4 of July, I thought this would be cool. This is nearly completely unedited and is the biggest mistake I have ever done. Why? Because America that's why. Ps this is totally non canon and unacceptable.


"GOOD MORNING!" Sky and Tyler announced as the foreign students were perplexed and confused. They were preparing food for the grill outside and star spangled banners were littered across the dorm.

"What day is it today?" Marco yawned as he scratched his head.

"Independence day that's what," Sky chirped, her team noting on how happy she was this morning.

"Damn if it were any other day she would have woken up grouchy as ever." Caesar rubbed his eyes as the energy master was buzzing across the kitchen. Trying to dish out 20 plates of bacon eggs and pancakes for the entire class.

"Today's activities are as said. We eat breakfast, have a massive water balloon fight and pie eating contest outside. For lunch we're bringing out the grill and we're gonna watch All Mights and Limitless 4th of July Extravaganza." Tyler read from his JETpad.

"I used to watch that show when I was a kid, it was my favourite." Akihiro perked up as his childhood memories flooded his mind.

"Same!" John added.

"After lunch were going to the city for the Independence Day Parade then after the parade we go to 1-Beta's Dorm for a 4th of July pool party! Then we can go on a hiking trip to see the fireworks!" Sky finished off the objective for the day.

"Wait 1-Beta has a pool!"

"Yeah and we have a gym and cinema. Each dorm is somehow different in design and services." Roman clarified.

"Today is packed, there's so much to do."

"Think about that later. Let's eat."


"How long have you two been awake. You covered the entire dorm in flags and streamers. Then made all this food." Bethony smiled as she took a bite from the bacon. She , Roman, Sky, Akihiro, Makario and Tyler were sitting on the stools of the diner-like dining area.

"Roman helped, he can use his quirk to divide his cells to make a clone. He manned the kitchen and god it was funny." Sky snickered as she recalled the event

Sky and Tyler were handing a few flags and streamers in the dining area, while watching the shitshow going on in the kitchen.

"You know Sky, watching him cook is the equivalent of watching quality reality TV." Tyler commented as they both watched the pyromancer and his 3 clones scramble to make food in time.

"Uh, I think I have a problem over here." Roman's clone was freaking out as his original counterpart walked up to him.

"How the FUCK do you burn a fried egg, look at this," He held up the burnt piece of egg, flopping it around. "This shit is darker than my uncle's dead soul! You dipshit. Cook properly!" A wet slap finished his sentence as the egg was thrown on the floor.

His second clone called his name prompting him to turn around. Romans eyes were blown wide, a quick face palm and sigh followed after. With regret filling every ounce of his body. Quickly becoming anger as he exploded.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You dickhead! Castrate yourself!" He ran to the other clone lazing around while his pan was on fire.

"Wake up you mistake!" He slapped the clone around the face. Making him fall to the floor.

"Ohh, Damn." Sky muttered.

He ripped the fire extinguisher from the wall and began spraying the pan until the fire was out. Cursing to himself as his extra clone rushed about.

"Why do I have to do everything myself! Which one of you fuckers manned the bacon." He pointed at the two remaining clones, one of the more confident ones put up his hands as he was scraping a piece of bacon. He threw the extinguisher across the room, creating a clang over the noise of the kitchen.

"Woah, the bacon is sticking to the pan!" He exclaimed as the original raised an eyebrow. He looked over, seeing how the visible side of the bacon was uncooked. He began heating up in rage as he stomped towards his clone.

"THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET,NORMAL EVERYDAY PEOPLE. AND FAILURES LIKE YOU WITH SUCH LOW MENTAL CAPACITIES THEYCAN'T OIL A MOTHERFUCKING PAN!" Roman barked, switching in and out of his native tongue. As the clone squeaked before bursting into flame. The fire merging into Roman's body. The last two clones was fixed on what happened, their eyes were scattered with fear.

"Move, cunt. They're gonna wake up in ten minutes. Don't you dare burn that shit you bloody disgrace."

The class burst out in laughter at Sky's story. Some even questioning his skills.

"Who knew you could cook. I thought you were a sheltered rich boy." Akihiro pointed his fork at the pyromancer.

"If your gonna call someone a sheltered rich boy, do it to that dick over there." He pointed towards Akashi in on of the booths. The boy in question didn't even hear what he said.

"Yeah but cloning, how far do your abilities stretch?" Makario asked she dug into pancakes.

"Well it isn't perfect, they can't do much combat wise other than run around and take the hit. Anyway There isn't ounce of intelligence in them." Roman sighed as he doused his pancakes in syrup.

"Hey, save some for me." Tyler whined as Roman continued to down syrup with a smirk on his face.

On the other side of the diner, where the booths stood a few students were commenting on the food itself.

"Damn this shit is greasy, how have you Americans not had a heart attack already." Kharvyn played with the food on her plate perplexed.

"Well the greasier, the better." Archie emphasized as he wore a pair of party glasses. Covered in red white and blue colors, with American flag stickers and glitter. Attracting a few of his classmates.

"Archie, where did you get those glasses. I want them for the party later." Allen asked as Allen stuttered trying to formulate an answer.

"I bought them while at the city last week, I-I don't know if they sell them anymore." He lied, trying to cover up the fact that he had made them in his room with his hidden supply of arts and crafts items.

Tetsuo wasn't indulging much with any conversations nor the food, he was looking over at his JETpad. Muttering to himself as his neon green eyes flickered over the screen. Caesar finished chewing his egg and tried to start a conversation.

"Whatcha doing?" He asked as his neck craned to see what he was doing.

"Someone used the credit card to buy stuff at an arts and crafts store three days ago. Paint, plastic party glasses and small American flag stickers. I'm trying to convince Radomir not to cut our budget." Caesar turned towards Archie, stopping himself from bursting out laughing.

Tyler looked down at his watch, nudging Sky in the shoulder and muttering words along the lines of.

"It's already 9pm and we're falling behind schedule. We need that pie contest and water balloon thingy on now." Sky nodded as she exited the kitchen/dining area and into the garden.

"Where is she going?" Akihiro asked.

"She's just preparing the next activity." Tyler replied, his scaly green arm resting his chin.


"Ok, the next activity is a massive water balloon fight," Sky threw a red water balloon in the air before catching it. "The first round will be a last man standing, while the second round will be divided into teams."

"Are we allowed to use our quirks?" Akihiro put his hand up.

"You have to be hit by a water balloon twice to be out. You have three lives and to get back into the game you must go into the house and grab a flag. Use any means necessary to win." She replied, the class understanding the rules with a nod.

"The first round will last 45 minutes, each bucket is for one person. Let's begin." She pointed at the twenty big buckets full of red white and blue balloons.

Start

"You said use any means necessary, you didn't say don't use our quirks." Marco smirked as he released a blast of his sweet smell of illusions. Some were able to react by blocking off their sense of smell, others weren't so lucky.

"Hey, sending everybody into a hallucination is just cruel." Bethony held her nose as she lifted some of the balloons with her fibers. While using the fibers keeping her standing to dodge oncoming attacks from the survivors.

"Well, sometimes you just have to play dirty." He threw some of the balloons at his idle classmates.

Sky had hid herself behind a bush with her bucket of water balloons. Trying to think up of a strategy to get past the gas.

'Damn this gas spreads pretty fast, maybe due to the heat, plus it's stong. One sniff of this and I'm gone. The best thing to do is to blow all of this away. The garden is about 5000 square feet. The gas has diffused around 2500 square feet already. So the shockwave and wind pressure I'll need has to be exact.' She thought as she kept holding her breath. When creating destructive shockwaves she did the math almost subconsciously. But when she needed to create wind pressure, that meant numbers and equations to go through.

'Let's assume this gas has the same density three times the amount of air. If I put that together with the size of the garden and jam into an equation with a velocity of 80 miles per second. I get, 201,600 Joules of pure energy and if I convert that to electricity. That is around 0.056 kWh of electricity.' She looked as the people in front of her were trying to not breath in the gas. She watched as Akihiro was close to passing out.

'That's the last of my stockpile, if I move all this gas away. I'll have to play this round quirkless. Well this gas isn't going to clear itself.' She stood and pulled her arm back for a punch. Mentally inserting the electricity output before converting it to kinetic energy, quickly adding it onto the force of her punch.

'Gale Force'

The wind cleared the garden of the sweet smell, the winds making a few people sway and stumble or catch them off guard. She released a breath in relief, forcing air into her lungs as many of the class turned to her.

"Fuck." She grabbed four balloons for defense.

She jumped to dodge the water balloons aimed at her feet, running around to avoid the ones being thrown at her. Her hard work and effort turned out for her to become a target.

"Ah!" She squeaked as she subconsciously did a back handspring to avoid six water balloons coming towards her.

"Why are we all going for her, this is for the last man standing." Roman said as he threw one at Matsudo. Sending him out until he could revive himself.

"Oh yeah."

Liam threw two at Roman, who was able to react by creating explosions in a trail. The water balloons burst on impact. Akihiro froze his in his hands, making them hard. Before chucking them at Marco's back sending him out.

Bethony was using her quirk to sense any balloons coming her way, Using the fibers to elevate herself and dodge the projectiles. She took 10 out of her bucket using the textiles to launch them at the surrounding people.

Sky was trying to run from the same six water balloons, that were seemingly floating.

'Allen'

She turned towards the boy, his quirk was activated. 30 water balloons were floating around him. He jumped up, moving his hand in a motion towards a group of students.

Three students were out.

"Damn it, he has the upper hand." Caesar tried to dodge the projectiles. Counter attacking with a few of his own.

Allen Kidman

Nationality: Irish

Team: MMAD

Quirk: Water Lord

Description: He can manipulate water at his will, the more saline the water the better he can manipulate it. So he could easily manipulate the ocean but pure water becomes a struggle.

'The water in these balloons is hard to manipulate. There's barely any dissolved salt content in there.' He thought as he sent a spinning circle of balloons towards a group of students.

"Fuck he's basically letting out Omni-directional attacks." Roman used his fire to create openings to strike. Quickly having the attack rebounded and forcing him to dodge.

In the end Allen basically took on the entire class and won because his quirk said so.


The class was beat, if that was one word to describe it. Tired, fatigued, exasperated. But they were happy, the water balloon fight turned into a competition on who could take out Allen first. Much to no success.

The pie eating competition was a mess, Caesar and Sky duked It out to see who had the biggest hunger. It ended with them throwing the remaining pies at everyone because they filled themselves up and had the maturity of elementary school kids.

They had their lunch, and were right now watching the Extravaganza live from their entertainment room.

"I feel conflicted. This is what it feels like to watch your teacher act on camera, it's nice because it's Limitless, but it's cringy because it's Limitless our teacher." Matsudo commented before eating a piece of popcorn.

"And Sky, cut out the constant giggles. You're interrupting the good parts." Akashi barked as the energy master continued.

"I'm s-sorry. But if you were in my position you would find this too funny." She tried to muffle her giggles in her sleeve, but she couldn't help it.

"Anyway, the shows almost over. We should really begin preparing to go to that parade."


I don't know what I have just written, it is completely unedited and was made in less than 3 hours. I'll probably continue this tomorrow when I have time.

Roman's part was funny though, I was watching Hell's Kitchen and basically made Roman into a mini Gordon Ramsay. Oh and I was doing some math and Science homework and decided to add the thought processes of what goes into Sky's quirk.