Twi Trek

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Twinterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, assist civilizations in their quest for peace, and to boldly crackfic where no fic has gone before. The Hot Potatoes are at it again. Rated M for eventual naughtiness and crackmania.

14. Chapter 14

Twi Trek

Chapter 14

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I sighed, belaying my frustration with this mission already, and stared at the jibber-jabber on the screen in front of us.

"Can you translate it for me?"

"My Rimjoboneian is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure they're asking for help. It seems the Volterra's have invaded their planet and are forcing them to watch heterosexual pornography."

"Come again, Lieutenant?" I asked.

"That's what he said," Boner muttered, finger pointing at Whitspock.

"Real mature, McCoyty," A-whora said, grabbing his finger and twisting.

"Actually, that was the exact opposite of maturity," Whitspock injected dryly.

"Can you people please focus!" I yelled.

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A/N: I don't even know how to follow gaseous anomalies and a traitor that's giving the crew the shits. Seriously? OMG. I DIE. We are some classy ladies:)

So... RimjoBONEians (get it?) don't like to watch het porn, huh? Who the heck are these people? What do they look like? IDK!

Thanks for all of the love. You guys rock so hard!

xx

Hot Tot