Title: Never
Pairings/Characters: Jack/Ianto, Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Warnings: Fluff I hope.
Summary: There are some things Ianto won't do. (Speech only.)
Author Notes: Set for the Alphabet challenge I received from Sushi Chi. Yay for the fun! Haha
Disclaimer: If I owned Torchwood, I'd have a pet Pterosaur and I'd annoy the hell out of Owen and Gwen because Tosh and I'd watching Ianto and Jack on the CCTV all day long. But I don't *Dies a little inside*
"No Jack."
"Come on Yan."
"No!"
"Please?"
"No! Never."
"Never say never Ianto."
"That saying is a contradiction, you can't say it in the first place if you follow it."
"Don't be a smartass."
"Why not?"
"Don't try to change the subject either!"
"I will never do it."
"Why not?"
"Do I have to have a reason?"
"Yes."
"You don't have to have reasons!"
"That's different, I'm better at making you forget all your troubles."
"So is that all I have to do?"
"What?"
"Make you forget all your troubles, is that all I have to do to make you forget?"
"It won't work on me Ianto."
"You underestimate my magic fingers."
"I know about your magic fingers but it won't work."
"Yes it will, you always cave, besides, I have a secret weapon."
"…"
"…"
"Don't Ianto!"
"Why? I know you love it."
"…"
"Jack?"
"Hmm?"
"What were you saying?"
"Don't know, don't care."
"Good."
"Do that thing where you…Ianto!"
"What?"
"Where are you going?"
"You'll have to find that out for yourself."
There is in fact a reason I didn't tell you what it was he would never do. Because it took me all day to come up with something he wouldn't do until finally I gave up haha. Yep, that's my reason. Anyway, I've continued to write Bloodlust, finally coming up with something to write but I'll probably write these as well.
Cheers,
Gabz
xx