Why hello there...again :P

I'm back with a Lyra x Green! This would definitely be game verse since Lyra's not in the manga, and Green's...well, Green!

No babbling this time from me, because I really have nothing to say 0.0

Poor Accountless Reviewer-Thank you for reviewing even though it's from someone without an account! (hints that accounts are free :P) but it's okay~ I'm just happy getting a review :) Thankkk youuuu for the complimennnttssss *blushes* I'm not sure if I should accept them or not...and Gold x Bianca? I shall think about it ;) but it will be done SOMEDAY, so no worries there ;)

Nauran-thank you for the info and the compliment~ For some reason, Red x Touko seems so WONDERFUL~~~~~~

Hanon Diethel-thankk youuuuuuuuhhh! I tried...really hard...i literally wrote something, then erased the whole thing, then wrote it again, then erased again, and then repeated that four times! 0.0 because well...Bianca x Touya might as well be canon, so... :D Touya is HOT. 'nuff said ;) and poor Cheren..I know...but you'll see what happened to him in the next chapter or so! :D Romeo and Juliet...hopefully Bianca and Touya's fate won't be as sad ;)

Oh, and just in case people forgot, Green = guy

Onward to the crack/fluff!

It was just another sunny day in Viridian city, and Lyra was pacing in front of the large doors of Viridian gym. She peered inside to see the spinning panels on the ground, and the various challengers who were dizzy. She moved out of the way for one trainer who had just lost; he was on the verge of crying as he ran out of the gym. She looked away as one challenger bent over to heave their lunch out, and for a second, she felt nauseous.

Lyra sighed. She looked as far as she could inside the gym to see Green sitting on his chair at the end of the gym's challenge, and groaned. She pulled her hat onto her head, as if it would be able to eat it up and make her brain disappear. She began to pace again.

She turned towards the door, grabbed the handle, then let it go again, walking away from the entrance. She then walked towards it again, grabbing the handle, and moved away once again. This was repeated a few more times, when one of the ace trainers opened the door for her.

"Ms. Lyra, did you need something?"

Lyra frantically shook her head and pulled the door shut, confusing the trainer, but she motioned for him to get back to his position, standing at one of the spinning tiles' stops for the challengers to battle. She watched as one challenger reached Green, and watched as the gym leader defeated the trainer. She moved aside again for the challenger to run out, and then sighed.

'You can't keep pacing back and forth! You're Lyra, for Mew's sake! Suck it up!' She thought to herself. She then took a deep breath, and pulled the double doors open. The ace trainer who had spoken to her before stopped her when she tried to take the shortcut to Green, saying "I'm sorry, Ms. Lyra, but even you need to get through all of us before reaching Green." Lyra frowned, but she accepted, and battled her way through the gym.

When she finally reached where Green was, he was sitting on his chair, looking at her. He stood up, and brought out his pokemon. Lyra panted a bit, wanting a little rest.

"Wait, Green. I'm not here to battle you. I need to tell you something." She said, but Green didn't seem to have heard her and brought out his Ninetails. Lyra groaned, but decided to entertain the gym leader, and brought out her Ampharos. They battled, and though there were a few close calls, what with the type advantages Green mostly had over her own pokemon, but she won anyways, like she did before she challenged the league.

Green's pokemon were called back, and Lyra pet her Typhlosion for a good battle. She then put it back inside its pokeball and walked up to Green.

"Green, like I said. I need to tell you something."

Green fumbled around, as if looking for something, but Lyra knew that Green was always like that, so she continued to speak. After all, she already had her mind set on saying what she came here for, and Green's tendancy to multitask wouldn't faze her.

"Green, I really..." Lyra closed her eyes and took in a deep breath. She then walked up to Green, and reached out to grab his hands. "I really like you!" When she opened her eyes to see again, she saw that her hands slipped right through Green's. Her eyes widened, and she looked down at her hands, back up at Green's face, then down again.

"Oh, Lyra. What are you doing here?"

A familiar voice called her from behind, and she whirled around to see who it was. She saw another Green right behind her, walking up to her. The newly arrived Green took out something like a remote and pressed a button, and the Green who just battled her disappeared.

"Ho-hologram?" She shrieked.

Green flinched from her high-pitched voice, but nodded anyways, even adding a slight chuckle. "Yes." He said. "Pretty cool, eh?" Lyra's arms and legs began to shake, and she pulled her hat down closer to her head, but this time wasn't to stop her nervousness. It was to hide her blushing. She'd tried to confess her feelings to Green's HOLOGRAM, for goodness' sake. And after she mustered up her courage, she had to do it again for the real one.

"Lyra, are you alright?" Green walked closer to her, slightly frowning in worry, but Lyra moved away. She looked down and balled her hands into fists. She then began to growl. Then after about ten seconds, she relaxed. She looked up straight at Green's face, and looked into his eyes. She then stalked up to him, and grabbing his shoulders, she pinned him down and standing on tiptoe, she reached up to peck him on his lips.

"No, I'm not alright, Green. I confessed my feelings to your hologram!" She shrieked again, when she released him from her grip. She threw her hands up into the air, and stomped out of the gym, not forgetting to slam the door shut. The ace trainers watched with amusement as their silent and shocked gym leader raised a hand to his lips, and chuckled.

The next day when she visited Viridian gym, she battled her way through all the ace trainers. When she reached the Green at the end, she drop-kicked him. As she expected, her leg passed through it, and she landed safely on the ground. Satisfied with her making sure that it was the hologram, she looked around to make sure that nobody was listening, and leaned closer to the Green lookalike, ignoring the fact that he was talking about what she needed to do to earn the Earth badge.

"Psst. Green, I really, REALLY like you, alright?"

She then smiled smugly, and crossed her arms in confidence. She stepped back to admire the still silent and motionless Green, when somebody grabbed her shoulders from behind. She flinched a bit when she felt arms wrap around her, but smiled when she heard somebody whisper into her ear.

"Me too, Lyra."

As the teaser has shown...I think I'll follow up with a

Touko x Cheren next ~

I AM done with the Platinum x Red, though 0.0

but I did get requests for a Yellow x Gold, and a Bianca x Gold, so...

Wow, Gold's really popular, isn't he? hahaha he's a ladies' man :P