A/N: Hey, we're back! Sorry we took forever again, I (puppylover27) have been super busy with honor band stuff, and lcano_Odles is still lazy. With Thanksgiving break coming up though we might be able to give you a sooner update!

Disclaimer: We still haven't gotten a response from S.E. Hinton yet, so she still owns The Outsiders *sighs*. Also there's a SpongeBob quote, plus some things said were inspired by BoomBoomJude's (on FicWad) story List Of Random Things To Say/Do When You're Bored.

Two-Bit's POV:

I ran up to the Curtis' house and knocked on the door. Soda opened the it. "Two-Bit? What the-"

"Soda the sky had a baby with my cereal box!" I said, then ran off.

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I knocked on Steve's door. Steve opened the door and said in an annoyed tone, "What?"

"Not everything is about you, Steve!" I said overdramatically and left again.

XXX

I got to Buck's place and knocked. "Is Dally there?" I asked calmly when Buck opened the door.

"Yeah, one second," he said and disappeared for a minute.

Dally came to the door. "What do you want?"

"I'm pregnant," I said and bolted out of there.

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I knocked on the Curtis's door once again. Darry answered saying, "What?"

"I love you."

He slammed the door.

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"Two-Bit, why did you drag me to a crowded grocery store?" Johnny asked.

"You're one of them!" I screamed at the top of my lungs and pointed at him. Then I tried to run away, but tripped.

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Ponyboy was working as a cashier at a book store. "Two-Bit? What the heck are you doing here?" he asked.

I looked around at the books for a second, then walked up to him. "Do you sell books here?"

"And then I woke up," I finished telling the gang.

"Whenever you're done telling one of your awful dreams, don't ya think you could end it with saying something other than 'and then I woke up'?" Ponyboy said.

"Well what do you want me to say?" I asked.

"Well, you could say-"

"No one cares!" I interrupted.

"But you asked!"

"Well I didn't want an answer."

"But you- oh never mind."

"Face it Pony, Two-Bit's never gonna' make sense. And what's this about a cereal box having a baby?" Soda chimed in.

"Uh, the sky got my cereal box pregnant," I said to Soda like he was an idiot.

"I don't think it works that way."

"Face it little buddy, you were right when you said he'll never make sense," Darry said, gesturing me.

"And how could you possibly have been pregnant? Isn't that kinda impossible for guys?" Steve asked.

"Oh, there's ways," I said and smirked.

"Ya know what? I don't even wanna' know."

"Why did you scream Johnny is 'one of them'? What is 'them' exactly?" Dally asked.

"You know, he's one of them," I tried to explain, but Dally didn't seem to be getting it.

"I still don't know what them means," Johnny said.

I flashed him an evil smirk. "Oh, you'll find out. You'll find out very soon."

A/N: So did you like it? Hate it? Let us know!

puppylover27: This chapter was inspired by a dream of mine where E and me went around knocking on people's doors and saying random things whenever the person answered. Though the only thing that actually happened in that dream was me saying to two random guys "I'm pregnant." The guys just looked at me and giggled. And trust me, you do NOT want to know what happened earlier that day that caused me to have that dream...

schmeschma: I am not lazy! ...*as far as you know*... (puppylover27: Yes she is).

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