METEOR SHOWER

CHAPTER 14

TEH CASTLE FITE

"there it is" shout samus pointing at boser castle

"ok were goig in" said mario

so mario samus goombella and goombario went into casel

"wow its big in her" said goombario

"de portal cud be anywere" said goombella

"hmm ok" sad mario "goobario and samus ca serch downstairs and ill serch upstares witb oombella"

"why upstares and why gombella" said samus

"no reasons"

so dey went into their groups and mario and goombella went upstares and went through the first big door wich was bowser bedroom

"oh fuck yes" said mario time to get sixty nine

AT SAMUS AND GOOMBARIO

wile mario and goobella were fucking off fucking samus and goombario were at the investigation places

"where is the portal" said samus and they found a bar in the ext room

a guy wit a green shell came out

"can i help you" said barman

"sure id like to know where the portal room is" said samus

"its in bowser bedroom" said barman

"ok" said samus

WAIT WAT

mario and goobella got out from bed and dey wer sweting and breaething hevy

"dat was fun" said mario "now lets go look for portal" so mario took out his portal senser and it turn red

"wtf" aid mario and the sensor BLEW UP

AND A PORTAL APPEAR!

BUT THEN A HAD CAME OUT

IT WAS MASTERHAND

"MASTER HAND" shout mario "YOUR DE ONE WHO KINAP TOADSWORTH AND EDGEY AND ALL DOSE ORIGINAL CARACTERS!"

hand laugh

"mario your patetic did you relly think you coud sto AAGAGAGAHHA MY EYES"

"sorry" said mario and goombella putting der cloths on

"tanks" sad had "now mario your patetic did you relly think you coud stop miyamoto"

"yes i did and i stil do" said mario and he took out hammer but MASTER DRAIN IT!

"dat shit is OP mario yu cant use it anymore"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNO" scrameed mario

"NOW" shout hand "DIE"

so mario and goombella started fiting hand but they had no cards

"jesus christ tis game is trash" said mario

BAHAHAHHA" laugh master "i guess all youcan do is flee but THIS IS BOSS FITE YOU CAT RUN!"

"SHIIIIT" screamed mario "SCREW YOU COLOR SPLASH!"

AT BAR

"SHIIIIT SCREW YOU COLOR SPLASH"

"MARIO?!" shout goombario

"mario in danger" said samus getting up from her drink

suddenly SOMTHING GLASS HIT HER IN HEAD

"shit right your wearing helmet" said barman

"WAT ARE YOU DOING"

"am stopping you" said barman and he took off his shell and it was LINK "TO DEFED NINTENDO WHO AR MAKING ZELDA WII U!"

"fuck you link were stopping dem" aid samus

"no you wont MINIONS!"

the windows OPENED AND GREAT GUST FILLED ROOM

"AAAAH" screamed samus and a bunch of paraenemies flew in and then the doors opened and shy guys wit spears charge in and pokeys fell from ceiling and koops rolled in from small holes in the wall ad then BOWSER THE FINAL BOSS BROKE DOWN THE WALL

"wait a fucking minute" said goombario "these are all normal enemies no original stuff"

"hey your rght" said samus "wats wit that"

"all the bad original guys are in prison" said bowser

"damn he has point" said goombario

"NOW MINIONS AND BOWSER" shouted link "FITE!"

samus took out gun and started hitting guys with bullet things and missiles NOT the dog!

HANDLAND

WHIRWHIRWHIIIIIIR

master hand rocket around hitting mario evrywhere he was focusing on him specifically because if he died the game over wold apper even if goombella was live so she didnt matter too much

"OWOWOOWOW" screamed mario as he was thrown onto bells

"FUK YOU HAND" shout goombella trying to suck paint out of the red carpet

"HAHA YU CANT DEFEET ME YOU HAVE NO CARDS"

"SHIT" shout mario

"now lie down and die" shout hand and he SMACKED THE FLOOR BUT MISSED MARIO

BUT WHAT HE DID DO

WAS MAKE FLOOR CRUMBLE

"WTF IS GOING ON" shout samus as rocks fell from ceiling and hit link in head

"oww wat was i doing" said link because he had amnesia like phoenix in the lost turnabout

"you were fighting these guys" said goombario

"oh right" said lik and he started cutting guys up

"GWWARGH" raged bowser "fine ill crush you myself"

so bowser approach smash and goombario when he was CRUSHED BY A GIANT WHITE HAND

"ow spiky" said master hand

mario and goombella fell and de goombella had idea

she sucked the blue paint out of goombarios hat and the yellow paint out of her hair and mix them together to maek green and then she looked around bodies and got jump cards hammer cards and SPIKEY HELMET CARD AND SPIKE BALL CARD

"MARIO USE DIS" shout goombella throwing spiky cards at mario and the red yellow and blue paint

mario combined dem all to make green and brown paint and use them to make gree spike helmet and brown spike ball

"ouch... OK MARIO DIE" shout master hand as he recovered "WAT WHY ISNT MY TURN"

mario took out his new spike ball card and threw it at master hand

"YOOOWCH" shout master hand "HOWD YOU KNOW MY SECRET WEEK SPOT?! RRRRRRGH"

master PUNCHED MARIO IN FACE AD HE FLEW BACKWARD

"MARIO DOT GIV UP" shout the tree others and mario got up ad used the spiky helmet card and put it on

"you tink that paper spike ca kill me?!" shout master hand and he raised himself in sky and flung himself down to crush mario but he CUT HOLE IN HIS HAND

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" screamed master hand and he die and release lots of paint

"we did it" shout mario and he grabbed all the paint

"but the portals gone" said samus

"dont worry i found a how to make portals book under the bed" said goombella giving it to mario

mario red it

"ok we need the help of a paint bucket partner" said mario

"i thought ocs werent allowed in this game" said goombario

"exept this guy" said mario taking bucket out of pocket

"now bucket" said mario giving him yellow and blue paint (minor trivia: if yo mix those two you get green) so bucket made green paint and paitned it on wall and portal appear

"OK IN WEEEEEEEEE GO" shout mario and they all flew to real world

TO BE CONTINUED