Based on the idea of PLAINAWESOME
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Sneaky:
Well hello there, Mouser, from the Super Mario Brothers 2
Now get ready for me to turn you into fondue
I am the first anthropomorphic reptile ever created for this Internet show
While you are a last minute replacement for a rhino with a masculine glow
This reptile is an excellent killing machine that downed enemy troops
You're very bomb got yourself killed, whoops
I forgot you can't hear me Helen Keller
Why don't you just run and hide into a cellar?
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Mouse Ka-Boom:
How dare you insult this Frenchman with a disability!
Prepare to receive a taste of humility!
I am an inspiration from the French Resistance of WWII
And I will be the one to turn you to fondue
I can hear you perfectly with my implants
Get ready to be buried under plants
Now-
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Sneaky:
What's with the big bag?
You look like a time bomb waiting to be blown to rags
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Mouse Ka-Boom:
You have weird eyes!
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Sneaky:
You have a weird moustache!
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Mouse Ka-Boom:
You look like you have dried cum all over your face!
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Flippy pops up and interrupts the battle.
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Flippy:
By the power invested to me by Lyndon Johnson
My teammates are not going to be ending this run
We are soldiers fighting for Capitalism
The soldiers that are going to try to kill Communism
WE must work together or else the enemy will bitch slap the shit out of us
Lets go for the people by the people, yes?
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Who won? Who's next? You decide!