"Where the hell is he," I complained for the tenth time. The beauty contest was supposed to have stared an hour ago, but Ryoga was at his seat yet.
"Complaining will not make him arrive any sooner," said Sesshomaru, another judge.
"Why are you doing this," I asked.
"I'm looking for a new mate. Do you know how hard it is to raise an eight year old human?"
"Can't say that I do. But, I thought you had a Lolita complex."
I received a death glare from him. I began to pray that Ryoga whould get here soon. Very, very soon.
Meanwhile, Ryoga was getting directions from a stranger he had just met on the ship.
"It's just down this hall. I think," said Zaraki while scratching his head.
"Isn't that what you said ten minutes ago," asked Ryoga as they passed a sign that told them to go the other way to get to the contest.
"Trust me, I know exactly where we are," he lied. He had no clue and noticed there was a dead end in front of them. When they got to the wall there was a sign on it.
"What's it say," asked Zaraki.
"Darthvalgaav doesn't own Naruto or any other crossovers. Ryoga, you idiot, better not be late or else I'll neuter in you of my stories," read Ryoga. Jeopardy music began to play in the background.
Chapter 14: Enter the Chunin Exams!
Hinata and her sensei, Kurenai Yuhi, where walking downtown after a team practice. Kurenai was very proud of the team's progress and planned on putting them in the upcoming chunin exam. She believed that this exam whould be very good for Hinata's confidence and Kiba's overconfidence.
"S-Sensei," said Hinata suddenly, pointing at the top of a telephone pole. Kurenai looked up and saw a blond head boy in a red, sleeveless, gi and long, red, baggy pants. He was also wearing a white, sleeveless, trench coat with foxy written on the back. He had on a forehead protector, but they couldn't see the symbol on it. He seemed to be staring at the Hokage Monument with a smirk on his whisked face.
"Hey," called Kurenai, "what are you doing up there?"
The boy looked down. They noticed that he wore the symbol for the Sand on his forehead protector. He jumped down and landed in front of them.
"Just taking in the sights, the people, and the graffiti," he said. Kurenai didn't know what he was talking about till she looked at the monument. All the faces had been painted on and the fourth was singing the Asshole song by Denis Leary (God bless that man).
"I have to go," she said quickly leaving Hinata with this blond from the Sand Village.
"So," said the blond, "mind showing me around? It's been so long since I've been here I have forgotten everything."
"O-O.K.," she said with a deep blush. Oh my Kami, he's perfect. Blond hair, blue eyes, those whisker marks, he's what every guy should look like.
When Kurenai and the other shinobi got to the monument, all they found where paint buckets and a pile of sand.
Over at the entrance to the Leaf village, thirteen people for the Sand village entered.
"Why did Naruto leave the village early," asked Shinobu. She was worried about him, having not seeing him for several days.
"He went to get his katana sharpened or something," said Temari with a sigh. "He said he's meet us here."
"I hope that idiot didn't get lost," said Kigi. He knew about the boy's behavior and didn't find it amusing.
"He's here," said Baki looking at the monument. They all sweat dropped.
"Shampoo go look for her Airen. Bye-bye till later." With that, she left.
"Wait up Shampoo," yelled Mitsukai as she ran after Shampoo. "I'll help."
"Well, looks like they got everything take care of," said Yuu. "Gaara, how about we go on a date?" He looked surprised as only an outline of Gaara was left where he had been standing.
"Let's all look for him," said Oirusando with an impassive expression. Naga then began to drag Yuu and Makoto towards the monument. Shinobu walked with Ryuu and Ryouta in the opposite direction. Temari went in the direction she believed her brother went. The three jonins went to turn in the paperwork need for the exam.
"O-Over there is the ninja academy," said Hinata as she should Naruto around. It had been about an hour since they meet and she had been giving him a full tour. While they walked, Naruto had been asking her many questions. Some personal and others about the village it's self.
"Do you think anyone whould mind if we went inside," asked Naruto.
"N-No, I d-don't think s-so."
The two went into the building and began to look around. The tour stopped in Hinata's old class room. Naruto walked in and looked around. I wonder if this would have been my classroom had I grown up here. What could have been.
"Well isn't this a surprise," said a voice from behind them. They turned around and saw a scar faced man who greeted them with a kind smile. "Did you come here just to visit your old sensei?"
"N-No sensei," said Hinata. "I-I'm just showing h-him around." She pointed to Naruto.
"I see," he said as he turned to Naruto. "My name is Iruka." He held out his hand. Naruto shook it.
"Naruto of the Sand Village."
Naruto, thought Iruka. That name sounds familiar. Before he could think any further, they heard a large crash coming from down stairs. Naruto sweat dropped.
"Well," he said, "that's my cue to go." With that he jumped out the window and disappeared quickly. A few moments later, the wall of the classroom was destroyed by a purple haired girl.
"Has you seen Shampoo's Airen?"
With Mitsukai, she was walking near the Hyuga compound when she saw a girl who looked about her age.
"Hi, have you seen by big brother?"
"Why should I talk to you," asked the Hyuga who narrowed her eyes. Mitsukai's eye twitched a bit.
"Let's try this again. Have you seen by older brother?" She gave her a smile.
"Go away, you any me."
A wind blew past them as they stared at each other.
"THAT"S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN BITCH!" With that, Mitsukai threw a punch at the girl and hit her nose.
"No one, not even my sister, gets away with doing something like that."
It was on. Mitsukai was hit by the Hyuga girls palm trust. She countered with a right hook and then did a foot sweep to knock her off balance. The Hyuga landed on her palms and used they like a spring to get back up and the launched a series of palm thrusts at Mitsukai. That's when they decided to go all out and where soon covered by a dust cloud and fought anime style.
"That's it girls," said Hiashi Hyuga as he picked up both girls by the back of there shirts. Both girls continued to try to attack each other, but Hiashi's arms where longer. "Now miss, what does your brother look like."
"Oh ya, him," exclaimed Mitsukai. "He has blond spiky hair and blues eyes and three whisker marks on each cheek." That description sounded familiar to the Hyuga but he could place it.
"Hanabi, help her look for her brother."
"Why should I help this commoner," she asked as she was set down by her father. He gave her a stern look and look and she quietly agreed.
Naga was with her teammates on a search. However, it wasn't for Naruto. It was for someone else.
"Naga, why are we looking for this Anko person," asked Yuu. Makoto just nodded in agreement.
"Because, she was trainer by the great Orochimaru. I have to get her autograph. If only he was younger I'd," she stopped and let out a series of giggles. Her teammates sweat dropped and backed away slowly.
Gaara was walking down the street, passing a dango shop with an attractive woman in a trench coat in it, till he saw a book store. He went inside and went to the back section where people usually find the porn and began to look at the selection. Then he saw Make-Out Tactics issue two, the latest issue from the author of Icha Icha Paradise! Gaara reached out for the book at the same time as a one eyes, silver haired jonin who should have been at a meeting.
"I think that's a bit out side your age group," he said coldly.
"Shouldn't you be trying to get the real thing instead of reading about it," countered Gaara.
"That book is MINE," said Kakashi as he gave Gaara his death glare.
Inside Gaara, Shukaku was yelling his head off. "He can't take the precious. It belongs to us. Kill those who take our precious porn. Yes, yes. They deserve death. Yes, yes. Kill them all and find the author who writes these books and enslave him to write these books forever!" Gaara nodded and decided to deal with this man, but not kill him.
"You leave me no choice," said Gaara as he went poof. A second later, he was transformer into a nude female. Kakashi recognized her as Anko. Kakashi fainted due to blood loss. Gaara them grabbed the book and went to pay for it.
Ryuu was looking at Shinobu as she was looking for Naruto in evey garbage can. He just sighed.
Temari was just walking when she heard a familiar voice.
"Hanabi, you are not better than be so get that stick out of your ass."
"Whatever dobe."
"THAT"S IT! ITS ON AGAIN!" Soon, Temari was knocked over by a moving dust cloud. However it ran into three children who where running away from a guy in a black outfit wearing makeup.
"What the hell Konohamaru," yelled Hanabi.
"Ya watch where you are going," yelled Mitsukai. Konohamaru looked at the girls and hearts appeared in his eyes. There was not one, but two angels before him. The background behind them became all starry. This was short lived as he was grabbed by Kankuro (in this story he is a Leaf Nin and is on team 7. had to put him somewhere).
"Finally got you," he said as he held up the boy. "I hope you're ready for a beat down."
"Kankuro, stop it," said Sakura who had appeared from around the corner. "He's just a kid."
"Well aren't you just pathetic," said Mitsukai as she stood up. "Picking on little kids. Maybe you also enjoy stealing candy from babies."
"Well look at the mouth on this one," said Kankuro as he dropped the grandson of the Third. "Maybe I should teach you a little respect."
"You'll have to get past be first," said Temari who had been silent till now.
"And us as well," said Ryuu as he and the rest of the Sand rookie nine (minus Gaara and Naruto) walked up from behind Naruto. They had heard Mitsukai and had decided to see what was up.
"Fine, I'll take all of ya on," he said.
"Kankuro, stop it," said Sasuke from a branch on a tree.
"I agree," said Gaara as he appeared next to Sasuke, his arms crossed.
Kankuro, to his credit, backed off. Mitsukai, on the other hand, wasn't happy with all of the interference.
"I could of taken him," she told Gaara as he appeared next to her. "I just learned a new jutsu that would have taken him down."
"Have you forgotten why we are here," asked Gaara. "We have to find Naruto."
"Then look no further," said the thing of Kankuro's back. With a puff, it disappeared and was replaced with Naruto.
"AHH," shouted Kankuro. "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH…?"
"That thing on your back," finished Naruto. "I substituted for it about six blocks ago. It's in some trash can." He turned to his fellow shinobi as Kankuro ran to find his puppet. "Hey guys, miss me?"
"Where were you," asked Temari.
"Around," answered Naruto. "I see you have made some friends, Mitsukai."
"Please. I just ran into them and got into a couple of fight with this stuck up," she said as she pointed to Hanabi. Naruto chuckled lightly.
"I swear, she gets more like you every day," sighed Temari.
"Let's go," said Gaara, taking control.
They all turned to leave, but where stopped but the voice of a pink haired kunoichi.
"Wait a moment," she said. "By the looks of your forehead protectors you are shinobi of the Sand."
"Congratulations, you get a cookie," said Yuu with a smirk.
"What are you doing here," asked Sasuke.
"Chunin exams," said Naruto with a grin.
"What's your name," demanded Sasuke.
"Who," asked Mitsukai? "After all there are a lot of us. You'll have to narrow it down."
"Shut kid, I want to know the name of the red head."
"I am Gaara of the Desert."
"I am Sasuke Uchiha."
"I thought he looked familiar," said Naruto, glaring at Sasuke. "He kind of resembles Itachi guy we meet a few years ago."
"What," yelled Sasuke, anger written all over his face.
"Well, later," said Naruto as they began to walk away.
"Dobe, I asked you a question."
"And I choose to ignore you teme," said Naruto without turning around.
Sasuke was quickly restrained by his teammates, fearing a war might break out if he attacked them.
In wave country, the old woman stood in front of two graves. Two shinobi of the Sound had dug up one.
"So, you have died. Well, death is not final." She held out a container full of blue soul orbs. She leaned down and placed the container on the chest of a boy with an angelic face. The souls went into his boy and a second later, his eyes opened.
"How," he asked.
"You are not alive," she said. "I have only reanimated you for the time being. You will serve me like my other servant. If you please me, I will restore you completely as well as the person you hold dear. Fail me, and I will make sure you never see him again, in any lifetime."
Ryoga and Zaraki finally got to the event room at 2 A.M. No one was there.
"Are we late," asked Ryoga. He then saw some cards from me. He picked them up and began to read them. "This is my foot. This is your ass. This is what I'll do if you are late again. Don't be late!"
"Don't worry," said Zaraki. "He'll calm down if he gets a lot of reviews."
"Please people, review," cried Ryoga.