I sighed contentedly and nestled more towards the warmth of my pillow. Or what I thought was my pillow until it started to snore slightly. I knew I wasn't an expert on all things stuffed with feathers but this just seemed out of place.
I thought for awhile on what to do to solve this problem, I could open my eye's but that seemed like to much work. The only logical choice that I thought of was that I liked, was to hit it as hard as I could to make it shut up.
So I did just that.
It made an odd noise for a few seconds, something like sounded like "motherf-ker" and fell silence.
Happy again, I squeezed it tightly and decided to thank it.
"Good pillow" I said as I clung to it.
Something felt off though, it wasn't very squishy and it was moving. Was it just me or was it trying to pry me off?
It must be my imagination I thought and clung to it tightly even more tightly, earning another odd noise from it.
I decided that it smelled just like strawberries.
Yummy fresh strawberries with a surprisingly sweet smell. Without realizing it I found myself gnawing on my pillow. Sadly it didn't taste like strawberries, disappointed I stopped.
"Pillow I am extremely disappointed that you don't taste of strawberries" I mumbled into.
"Isn't that a damn shame" the pillow replied sullenly.
"I will not have any of my pillows back talking me" I told it sternly and raised my hand and hit it again.
"If I was a pillow I would have smothered you in your sleep already."
I didn't merit my pillow with an response, instead I bit it as hard as I could.
My eye's snapped open when I tasted blood.
Life has reached a level of "Holy Shit....(its batman)". Essays and projects seem to be due all the time and drama's at it peak (or so i hope). I just wanted to update it a some, even though its tiny -gets microscope-.
I promise I'll write a nice big chapter when everything calms down. (hopefully it'll come out before halloween, i've always wanted to do special chapters for holidays).
-Nephy