Dead Rising 3: Don Patch Edition: Psychopaths Trailer
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Don Patch is sleeping until the morning rises as he gets up and off of his bed and starts opening the windows and look at a neighborhood.

"Ahh… I love the smell of the rising dead!" said Don Patch as he gets out his weapon locker, gets out the Gun Blade, Defiler and the Sledge Saw, acquires his snacks and starts opening the door where the dead are lurking in the destroyed neighborhood as the screen zooms in to Don Patch's face as he is determined to knock down the walking dead.

"Let's do this shit!" shouted Don Patch as he starts charging at them.

Don Patch shoots the Gun Blade at Hunter, then he gets on the RollerHawg and starts punching Hunter in his face and stomach and bashes his head on the steering wheel. He knees the leader's stomach and throws him to the ground. He gets on the leader and proceeds to the punch him in the face a few time and kicks him.

"Did you just call me….FATTTTTTTTTTTTT!" yelled Darlene as her vocal cords slapped Don Patch like the winds

Then Darlene charges at Don Patch surprisingly fast as she stabs him with a spork but he dodges and proceeds to hit her with the Frank's Barbed Bat as he swings it at her. She goes to one of the buffet to eat her food, leaving her vulnerable. Don Patch proceeds get on her scooter and forcefully make her eats large portions of the food as she eats it disgustingly, then Don Patch proceeds to bash her in the buffet table, punches her stomach and bashes her head at the plates, and stuff her with large portions of food again.

Albert proceeds to stab Don Patch with a syringe on his neck before Don Patch passes out. As Don Patch kicks Albert in the face and stabs Albert repeatedly with a syringe a few times, then punches Albert in the face, kicks him too, and attempts to slice him with a surgical saw.

A Perverted Psychopath, Dylan proceeds to spray his snowball cannon at Don Patch but he dodges and smashes Dylan with the Paddlesaw. He grabs Dylan and beat him with his own lust cannon, he head butts Dylan and kicks him in the shins. Now Don Patch grabs the pervert and beats him with a dildo and shoves it in his mouth, and leaves him.

Don Patch grabs the Barbell from Jherii and pole-dances gracefully while singing

I've pole dancing a barbell around!

Immediately, he stops singing and kicks Jherii to the ground, as she gets up and charges against Don Patch with her barbell and slams Don Patch to the floor. As Don Patch pins Jherii and uses the barbell on each end to bash her face a few times until he steps on her stomach and head butts her.

Don Patch uses the Junk Ball to bash Kenny Dermot as he pushes him out of the way and starts stepping on him then he made him get up and does a wedgie on Kenny, then he kicks Kenny out of the way. And uses the flare gun to propel him up in the sky and explodes.

Zhi swings the Guan Dao around and fly kicks Don Patch to the ground as Don Patch gets up and head butts Zhi to the gong and, acquires the gong and repeatedly bashed Zhi with it as he punches him in the efface as he sends him flying.

In Theodore's Mansion, Don Patch gets on a Large Toy Helicopter and uses the dual miniguns to proceed shooting the toy helicopters and the zombies. He shoots the door with a health bar.

Sgt. Hilde starts using her Sgt. Pistols to shoot Don Patch as she kicks Don Patch away from her. When she's stunned, Don Patch grabs him and repetitively punches her in the stomach, and then he head butts her head a few times before kicking her away from him.

"I'm the one that will save the world!" yelled Don Patch.

"Fuck You!" shouted Hemlock as Don Patch kicks Hemlock away from him. Hemlock throws him to the zombies but Don Patch counters his throw and uses Frank's barbed bat to bash Hemlock away from him. He uppercuts Hemlock in the face and then he head-butts him, but Hemlock uses a backward body slam. Immediately, Don Patch smashes Hemlock with a border, and uses a fly kick at his stomach. Hemlock charges at Don Patch but he dodges and shoots Hemlock using Big D's Gun. Don Patch and Hemlock charges at each other, preparing the final blow, but the all went black.

"Don't fuck with the Nick himself."

Dead Rising 3: Don Patch Edition

Don Patch prays himself, "Lord, we thank you for what you done to dear old Ya-Ya. He was sweet, caring, and also the bestest friend I ever had. And he was awesome." He prays to a zombie who was recently trapped in a hole. "And for that, something to remember him by...is his doll. Which I'll call Ya-Ya in honor of his name." He acquires the Gun Blade as he aims at the zombie's head, and snuffles. "Don't worry, Ya-Ya. You'll get to go to heaven. And it's the most obvious place to be in." And he shoots the zombie's head.

To Be Released: This Friday