Who's the worst fanfiction author in the world? That's me!

Things have gotten very hectic recently. I lost my phone a few weeks ago and I still haven't found it. I went to my granny's for Easter and she has no internet. Also, Macklemore came to Ireland and I went to see him up in Dublin. It was amazing.

Please don't kill me for being really late on the update.

Does anyone have any song recommendations? I need new music...

Panda1912

The mission at the park had been a success. Piper and Jason weren't going out just yet but Percy knew it was only a matter of time. The six of them ended up hanging out all afternoon in the ice-cream parlour across from the park. Percy and Annabeth still had to put up appearances for his friend's but other than that, the afternoon was practically normal.

"Well Annabeth, I think that went very well," Percy said to her as they waited in line to order.

Annabeth smirked at Percy in reply.

When they had come into the parlour, Annabeth and Percy sat down immediately to save the group a booth. As soon as Thalia and Grover sat down with their ice-creams, the 'couple' went up to order, meaning they were at the back of the queue. Every so often they would shuffle forward slightly, but the queue was taking a long time.

"I know. They were taking so many pictures with that stupid dog filter that Piper likes so much."

Percy laughed then gasped over-dramatically.

"I just realised that I don't think I have you on SnapChat," he said.

Annabeth frowned, thinking.

"That's actually true. We've just been texting normally. That's so weird," she answered finally.

"What's your username?" Percy asked, taking out his phone.

"It's achase, no caps or spaces or anything."

"Mine is pj_jackson. I just added you there."

Annabeth took out her phone, unlocked it and went into SnapChat. She added Percy back and turned to him.

"Now the real question, what should I change your name to?"

"'My one true love'," Percy said jokingly, swooning exaggeratingly.

"Haha," Annabeth replied deadpanned. "You're such a dork."

Suddenly her face lit up.

"That's it. Your going in as 'dork'," she said teasingly.

Percy gasped in mock offence.

"You wouldn't!"

"Just did," she said smugly, waving her phone in front of his nose.

Without warning, he grabbed the phone from her and pressed the button to edit his name.

"No, don't change it," she complained.

"Fine. But I am adding a heart emoji," he compromised.

"Which one?" she asked, complaining.

"The double heart, that pink one," he said, finding it in the keyboard. "Done."

He handed her phone back to her and she slipped it into her back pocket.

"Now what about me? What's my name going to be?"

"Easy. If I'm a dork, then you're a nerd," Percy said.

Annabeth stuck her tongue out at him.

"What silly emoji do you want?" he asked.

"Show me?" she said, taking his phone from him.

She scrolled past a series of heart emojis.

"You're taking this way too seriously," he informed her.

She wrinkled her nose at him in return, before continuing with her quest to find the perfect heart emoji. She eventually chose the 'revolving hearts' emoji.

"It was between that and the heart-eye emoji," she told him.

"Oh yes, because I definitely have been giving you heart eyes," he replied sarcastically.

"According to Grover, you have," Annabeth teased.

"What?!"

"Yep. He says you have had a crush on me for a long time," she continued.

"Since when?!" Percy asked, outraged.

Annabeth laughed.

"He even said that he doesn't think you even realised that you had a crush on me because you still deny it 'til this very day."

Percy looked at her in confusion before something dawned on him.

"Maybe that's what he meant in the cafeteria the other day, when he said that Jason's crush on Piper was as obvious as mine on you," he said slowly.

Annabeth nodded in amusement.

"But wait, didn't you also say that your friends were acting similar? Maybe they think you have a crush on me?" Percy said, half joking, half not.

"But they know that we're not actually a couple," Annabeth said frowning.

"Which is why this is so amazing," Percy said, triumphantly. "Annabeth Chase, my fake girlfriend, has a crush on me and even her best friends know it."

"Oh, shut up," Annabeth said, pushing Percy slightly. "I think we can both agree that our friends are insane if they think we actually like each other."

Percy nodded in agreement, laughter still in his eyes.

"I can see Jason thinking that we like each other. That's logical because he thinks we're daring. But Piper and Thalia know we're not going out and for Grover to say I've liked you for a while..."

Percy trailed off and shook his head. Annabeth nodded.

"Next please," the woman at the till said.

"That's us," Percy said to Annabeth, stepping forward.

"Can I have two scoops of blueberry ice-cream please?" he asked.

The woman nodded, putting this into the screen. Percy turned to Annabeth.

"I'll have two scoops of lemon, thank you." Annabeth told her.

The woman nodded again before telling them the total price. Annabeth rummaged in her purse for coins but Percy stopped her before taking a fairly crumpled ten dollar bill out of his pocket. He paid and took the change, shoving it in his pocket.

"Thank you, but I had the money," Annabeth told him.

"What sort of boyfriend would I be then?" he asked her.

"A fake one?" she replied, eyebrow raised.

"Touché," he admitted, handing her the tub of lemon ice-cream. "You can get the next one."

"The next one?" she asked.

"Well now that our friends have properly been acquainted, I'll expect more ice-cream outings."

Annabeth laughed and the two weaved between the crowd, heading to the booth where their friends were sitting.

"Fine. But I'm definitely paying next time and nothing you say or do will change that."

"I'll hold you to that," Percy said.

The two of them slid into the booth, facing each other.

"Thank gods you came," Thalia said to her. "Poor Grover and I can't take much more of them."

Annabeth laughed.

"They can't be that bad," she replied to her best friend, who she was sitting next to.

"Oh really? I've tried to get Piper's attention three times to ask of I could try her blueberry ice-cream and she never even noticed."

"You can try some of my ice-cream if you want," Percy offered, holding out the tub to his cousin.

"Thank you," Thalia said, digging her little spoon into the side of one of his scoops.

"I can't wait until they get together because then they might start joining in on the conversation," Grover said.

"I'm not sure that's how it works," Percy said.

"Nah, you watch. If they start dating, and they will, they'll eventually stop making googly eyes at each other and actually talk to us."

"I hope you're right," Thalia said. "They're quite sickening."

I hope you enjoyed the chapter. I know it was only a filler chapter but I put as much Percabeth fluff into it as I possibly could. Besides, this fanfic isn't going to be an angsty fake date au. Like I said in the description, it's mostly just fluff.

Hope you enjoyed and hopefully my next chapter will be quicker updated.

For now,

Panda1912