Cast and Trivia

Time child as Eric Cartman

TJ as Stan Marsh's descendant

Carl as Kyle Brovflovski's descendant

Kyle McCormick as Kenny McCormick's descendant

Rick Docker as Eric Cartman's nephew descendant

Dr Petuski as Dogpoo Petuski's descendant, and is slightly orange skinned with no hair

Douj is a hunchback who looks like Dr Petuski, but overweight

The 3 agents are crazy people who want Cartman's blood as a weapon, the main one is a descendant of the city sushi shop owner

Loft craft riders are the Harley rider fags of the 22nd century

Eric's mom as Liane Cartman

Dr Lott is Dr Asshole's real name

Nothing was ever said about Cartman being drunk, I just put it there as an explanation on why he would be this stupid

The bit with Cartman licking an older boys tears, if you do not know who that boy is, you have not watched enough

The word fireman is me referring to penis

The Mexican could have become Cartman's step father, but no. he has a new one in the near future

The kid who had the probe was **********

If you end up in the future, there will always be something to make you freak out like a caveman

The 6th graders are descendants of the main three in the present 6th graders

There's a rumour of bull semen in red bull

The virus that makes people think that the event of them being operated on was just a dream, also affected the first person in South Park to be probed: Eric Cartman

3.5 gigawatts is probably enough to take out an entire building

When Cartman mentions that time traveling has worked in his time, he is referring to the events of "Fourth Grade"

Cartman put on futuristic clothing so nobody knew it was him (oddly enough)

I drink coffee to help keep the stories in character and not so "skippy"