HI GUYS! I FELT BAD SINCE I SORTA ABANDONED YOU SO I'M TRYING TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN. WHAT I'M DOING NOW IS I'M BASICALLY GOING BACK FROM WHERE I FELL OFF THE END OF THE EARTH IN OCTOBER AND GOING THROUGH ALL OF THE MONTHS. BTW, LAST TIME I ADDED ME AND MYCOOKIES/MOMO INTO THE STORY! BUT THIS ONE IS NOVEMBER, AND I'M DOING THANKSGIVING! ALSO, I'M TYRING TO SWITCH POV'S OFTEN SO YOU CAN SEE A LOT OF THE FLOCK'S POINT OF VIEW. R&R!

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN MAXIMUM RIDE


Gazzy POV

It's that time of the year again. The flock wrestles over food as cranberry sauce get flung into all different directions as Fang makes his once a year starburst sauce, which we replaced for gravy. Well, we usually have a little (three gallons) gravy. That's Thanksgiving in our house. But, the only thing that we do differently from any normal family is not eat a turkey. Turkeys are birds, and we are part bird. That's cannibalism to a whole new level. And, I have something special planned for this Thanksgiving. I know, you're probably thinking, "A BOMB. WE KNOW. WE'RE NOT STUPID." WELL GUESS WHAT? IT'S NOT A BOMB OR ANY EXPLOSIVE DEVICE. SO HA!

*Thanksgiving Day*

MY PLAN IS FINALLY IN ACTION! WATCH AS THE WORLD CRUMBLES BEFORE ME, YOUR NEW RULER! Okay, I might be over exaggerating a little bit, but this will be AWESOME!

"Okay guys, my starburst sauce is done. Gazzy gets cherry, Nudge get orange, Iggy gets lemon, Angel gets strawberry, Max gets blueberry, and I get me beautiful-"

"WE KNOW. WATERMELON." I think it's a tradition now that Fang has to include starbursts in all of his foods. Also, Fang seems to talk more whenever he has starbursts. Weird. Anyway, it's time for plan P.O.O.P to get into action. Shit is going to fall from the ceiling. Literally.

"Max, could you please turn on the fan? It's hot."

"Sure." Max reaches over to turn on the fan. The fan whizzes, and showers everyone in the old geese poop that I found in the backyard. One lands strait into the orange starburst sauce.

"NOO MY STARBURSTS SAUCE! AND THIS IS DISGUSTING!" Nudge screamed.

"GAZZY YOU ARE DEAD!" Max yelled.

"SAVE THE WATERMELON SAUCE!" Fang screams. Time for the next step.

As Fang runs away with his sauce and everyone chases after me with dung all over them, I open the marble containers I bought and set up and spilled them all over. I know, usually this works great in movies and it's not real. BUT, it worked pretty well! They slipped, and I'm not going to say the colorful words that Max said. Now, you might be wondering, why did I do this? Well, the answer is simple, my friends; Revenge. Max stole my frying pan. She picked it up, and it released the safe to my corn dog safe. She ate them ALL. I destroyed everyone else because they can be annoying. Yup.


OKAY, WHILE I WAS NAMING THE STARBURSTS FOR THE SAUCES I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER FLAVORS SO I WENT ON THE STARBURST WEBSITE. YOU HAVE TO GO ON THIS WEBSITE AND SEE THE FLAVORS. AND, THEY HAVE A NEW FLAVOR PACK. PLEASE GO ON IT AND DO THE STEPS THAT I SAY:

1. Google "all starburst flavors"

2. The starburst website should be the first thing

3. LOOK AT IT! CLICK ON IT AND LOOK AT IT!

THE WEBSITE HAS AWESOME ANIMATIONS AND THEY HAVE AN AWESOME NEW FLAVOR PACK. I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO LOOK IT UP! NEXT UP IS CHRISTMAS! REVIEW!