All right guys, what are we going to do with me? I feel like such a horrible author because I haven't posted virtually anything in so long. I apologize because I've been trying to update (and thank you to anyone who offered any ideas!!) but I just haven't been able to come up with good, funny ideas... Once again, my apologies. But please, can you review?
Horace
1. If Horace is your friend, appreciate it with all your heart.
2. If not, pray you're not on his bad side.
3. If by some unlucky chance you are on his bad side... try to avoid him.
4. If he does come after you (aren't you the unlucky one?), and you can't avoid him, do not attempt to fight him.
5. I repeat: DO NOT fight him. RUN (or surrender).
6. But of course you'll fight Horace because you think he's just an inexperienced knight... blah, blah, blah.
7. Well, I'm just telling you this: You will lose (I mean he beat Morgarath for heaven's sake).
8. Remember: DO NOT FIGHT HORACE.
9. And if you do choose to fight him (although I told you not to), chances are you'll die
10. And no one likes to be dead.
A/N: Okay, anyone who came back and reviewed this story, THANK YOU!!! You made my day!
Also... we have have reached the 100 review mark!! This has been a goal of mine for so long, so everyone and anyone who reviewed: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!