I try.
I try.
~Juliet
Ticket Number: 13
Who: Caller I.D.
Time: 9:10 p.m.
Date: April 6. 2010
Where: Sunset Blv., Hollywood
Cost: $1570
Reason: "I was randomly calling Sonny."
Sonny had told me before she left was that she couldn't answer her cell phone tonight. Well...She didn't tell me. I over-heard her tell that Blond Random. Sonny's mom was sick. She said from buying Hot Dogs from a guy that was giving them away for free when her mom got of the freeway.
Gross, huh?
But she said that she would be to busy to talk or text.
I personally don't believe her.
One Because...
She is Sonny.
Two Because...
She said NOT to. So I'm GOING to.
I first have to leave the studio first. I will call her on my way home.
'By Bob!', I said nicely to the janitor.
'It's George.'
Sure....I'm sure that 'Georgie' doesn't care. He did ask me for my autograph today.
I locked my dressing room, and there wasn't anybody left at the Mackenzie Falls side, just Bob and I.
*I walked to my car*
Everything is going O.K....
Till I GET to the car.
Shit!
*I look in the window of my car.*
There is my keys on the Driver's seat.
Its weird...I had my dressing room keys, but not car, or house key.
I pull on the door
*wo-wo-wo-wa-wa-wa-wa-beep-beep-beep*
There going the car alarm!
AHHH! I hate that sound.
My neighbor doesn't that all the time! He is always having a fight with his wife.
.......Who should I call? If I call a tower, they may get the media over here.
And I will be on the news.
'CHAD DYLAN COOPER LOCKED OUT OF HIS CAR!'
I don't want that!
...I could call Mom. But she would give me another lecture.
Hmm....I could call Sonny.
...
*Ring! Ring!*
'Hello?', Sonny said
'Hello Random!', I say
'What Chad?!'
'I wanted to say Hello.'
'Oh Really? I'm busy!'
'Yes Rea-'
*Beep!
*Ring-Ring*
'Is this Grandma?'
'Come help me!'
'CHAD! Buzz off!'
'I'm locked out of my car! Come on!'
'Hahahaha-'
'Don't laugh at me.'
'It wasn't my fault.'
'I was busy this morning!'
'Breaking the heart of a girl.....Nice Chad!'
...
That was true. When I got to work this morning, I was on the phone with a girl (I think her name was Wendy...But then again...Maybe Jerry), and I had broken up with her. It lasted about 10 seconds....
But it was still meaningful, right?
...
'Still come and help me.'
'*Someone vomiting in the background**Dog yelping*...Uh-Uh...I got to go, Chad.......Mooommm don't throw up on the dog-'
*Beep*
...
*I lean against my car.*
'What am I going to do, Mr. Me?'
...Haha...Mr. Me.....I make myself laugh....I kind of like it.
.....
*Ring-Ring*
'Grandma? I can't remember how to make Feel-Better Soup?'
'Sonny. Help!'
'CHAD! I'M WAITING FOR A CALL!'
'Sorry! But I need help.'
'What about my mom?'
'Your mom can wait.'
'How dare you!!'
'Sonn-'
*Beep!*
...
No Luck!
....
I guess I will have to call my mom.
*Sigh*
...
*Ring-Ring*
'Hey Hun. Where are you? You should be home for dinner. We are waiting for you.'
'Hi Mom. *Down Breath* I locked my keys in my car.'
.....
Wait for that scream
.....
'HAHAHAHAAHAHA!-
.....
Didn't expect that.
.....
'From the minute you were born, I knew you would do that.'
(Yeah...She has weird feelings. Kind of like that guy without his legs in the movie Forrest Gump.)
.....
'-Check where the engine is.'
...I did.
And guess what?!
My mom had tucked spare keys in there!
Woo! I'm glad to have my mom sometimes.
*I got in my car and drove out of the parking lot*
I think that I should call Sonny and say sorry.
I really should.
*Ring-Ring*
'Sonny?'
'WHAT?!'
'We-'
*Click!*
....
*Ring-Ring*
'Sonny!'
'No!'
.....
*Ring-Ring*
'Pasta Hut!'
'Finally...I'd like to ord-'
'Sonny! Its me, Chad!'
*Click*
....
*Ring-Ring*
'What do you want?'
'Hey you called me!'
'Oh...Hey Sonny!'
*Click!*
...
That went on for about....hmmm....Another 4 blocks?
Them came the 'Sound'.
It is a meanie! I'm sure you know it!
*we-wo-we-wo*
'Yeah?'
'That isn't a word, son. Didn't your mother teach you how to talk.'
'....Yes....'
'Good. But she didn't teach you to not run lights.'
*Hands ticket*
'Bye......'
'Hello!'
...
Ans he walked away.....
Why are cops weird?
....
I think I should call Sonny again. I never did say sorry.
REVIEW or your keys with be in your car's engine!
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