Gaara's totally original plan
Lee sat alone on the park bench, eating his lunch. He hated taking breaks. He was totally devoted to training, being the little workout geek he is. As Lee ate his ramen, his mind drifted to the previous night. It was a fun night, Lee admitted, but it could've ended better. Rock Lee missing Sakura was a huge embarrassment and a failure that haunted him. Raising his fist, Lee swore that he would kiss the woman he loved, for it was his sacred duty as a man.
Suddenly, something caught Lee's eye. Across the stone path was Sakura, leaning against a tree.She was looking right at Lee,right intoLee's eyes...
"Oh my god" thought Lee, "she's looking right at me, with her beautiful eyes…"
Rock Lee was so lost in the pink haired ninja's eyes; he didn't notice the gourd on her back.
The Sakura look-alike moved across the path and sat down right next to Lee. 'She' was only a few inches away from Lee, and her hand slowly moved towards his bandaged hand. Lee could smell her perfume, it was differnt, something he hadnt smelled before, but he didnt care, it was Sakura, the beautiful pink Ninja maiden.
"Lee" said Sakura, in her beautiful voice "I want to kiss you, but before I do, there's something I must know"
"yes sakura, anything" Lee said, he wanted to kiss her so bad, but the right thing to do would be to grant her request
"what do you think, about, Gaara?" asked Sakura-look-alike, cocking her head slightly
Lee was totally caught off guard, he expected her to ask something about love, or those other things girlfriends say to toy with a guy.
"uhh, well, he's powerful, and he has red hair, and he tried to kill me…." Said Lee
The Sakura look-alike blushed and giggled, "ohh, he remembered me, my sweet heart" the look alike thought to themself.
Rock Lee was a bit confused, why would she ask something like that, and giggle? It must be a thing girls do, he shrugged.
Sakura leaned over and whispered something into his ear. It was in a slow, sensual voice. "Lee" look alike said "kiss me"
The Sakura look-alike started to move close to Lee face. Lee realized this was it, Lee closed his eyes and moved forward slowly.
Meanwhile, Neji was up in a tree. He liked that tree because it gave him a perfect view into the Girls changing room for the school. He was giggling like he does when he sees girls naked (don't ask) . He was trying to take his mind off the failure of his deviant plan that failed. If only Hinata didn't leave, he would have been looking at naked pictures of his beautiful cousin (ewwww) . He needed to come up with a new plan. He needed someone Hinata trusted to help him. Neji's super eyes spotted the answer to his problem not so far away. It was Shino. Shino was one of Hinata's friends, and Neji figured since he was a ladies man, he wouldn't think much of his request. Neji jumped from tree to tree and landed in front of Shino and his horde of groupies.
"Hey! Bug master!" yelled Neji
Shino turned his attention from his groupies to the pervert-nin.
"you want something?"
"umm" said Neji, turning a bit red "could we talk alone?"
Shino walked towards Neji, his groupies motioned to follow, but Shino put his hand up, symbeling them to stop. Shino walked up to Neji for their hush-hush conversation.
"So, what do I owe the honor of your presence?" Shino said sarcastically
"umm, I know your close to Hinata and stuff…."
"Whatever your going to say, the answer is no"
"ahh come on, you know I like her, could you do a guy a favor?"
"She's your cousin" Shino was starting to get annoyed by the pervert-nin
"So will you help me man"
Shino turned around, muttering something about justified homicide. Neji turned around and sighed. No one understood, all her wanted to do was have sex with his cousin, what was so wrong about it? Neji started to walk away, trying to think of a plan. He decided to use the evil eye to do some more "intelligence gathering". When he activated it, he noticed something in the woods. Lee was on a park bench, and as about to kiss the creepy sand kid. Since Neji had the power of the evil eye, he could see through the look-alikes disguise.
"heyyy, Lee's going to kiss a guy, kinky!"
Oh, and i forgot, Rock Lee is like Jack Bauer, Sora, Auron, Big Boss, and Jackie Chan all in one.
Until next time, remeber, every time a yaoi is written, a puppy dies, an Angel looses its wings, and the Cubs Lose a game (NOOOOOOO! but it would explain alot)
Believe it! And GO CUBS!