Period 5
"I'll take some holy water," Nightcrawler ordered.
"Gimme the usual cheeseburger," Thing wanted.
"What's on the menu for me, today?" Galactus asked.
"Pluto," said the seemingly normal lunch lady.
"PLUTO'S NOT A PLANET!!!!" Galactus burst pure energy out of his eyes at the lunch lady, who back-flipped and morphed into – drum-roll please – Mystique! Mystique launched herself at Galactus, who grabbed her in his hand and crushed her to dust.
"He killed my mother!" Nightcrawler shouted out from his table.
"Don't worry, blue boy," Thing replied. "Again, remember that this is Marvel?"
"It's not that!" Nightcrawler explained. "It's that I lost my appetite!"
"H-here," Frankie Raye stammered to Galactus, "take Uranus!"
"My... what?" Galactus pondered.
"It's a planet!" she added in quickly.
"ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY SIZE!?!" On that note, he incinerated Frankie Raye.
"Okay," Thing thought out loud, "now this is getting outta hand!"
"Free food!" Kingpin shouted as everyone cheered and raced for it.