The Big Dating Question
Disclaimer: don't own shrek
A/N: school…work…boyfriend blushes
Chapter 13: The Plot Thickens
"You did WHAT!" Fairy Godmother screeched.
"I…I… I went on a picnic with Li'l Red." Charming answered boldly. (After all, once you've emptied your bowels, what's the worst that could happen?)
"Instead of your date? How am I suppose to get rid of you if you refuse to listen to me!"
"You… you want to get rid of me?"
"I WANT YOU TO GET MARRIED!"
"But… but… mommy… I though I was… I thought that I was your…your… WAAAAH!" Charming ran off to his room, crying.
Fairy Godmother made herself a martini.
Walter was rocking peacefully in the hammock when a very distraught, southern, female voice said, "Are you Walter?"
"Yes…" He groaned.
"My name is Barbara Jean, I'm Fairy Godmother's new, um… assistant, I suppose, and she's put me in charge of getting her son out to his dates, and I've just had such a difficult time with that boy, and he's talked about you, and, well, I just was wonderin' if, you, um, well if you'd come back."
"No."
"Well why not!"
"I quit. I don't want to go back."
"But that boy sure do miss you"
"Well I sure don't miss that boy!"
Puss stared at the old pirate. He was dying, that much was evident. His breathing was raspy and short.
"When they take his body away…" Puss mused, "I shall make my escape. Now… to speed the process up…"
"Wow… there are strange things a-brewin'… but for now, mirror out!"