Meanwhile back at the house…..
Jasper Point of View
So I'm here. Thanks a lot Emmet; too bad he can't hear my thoughts like Edward can. I'm so sick of Emmet jeeze I'm so sick of him. He's always calling me Emo. He always says, "Jasper you're so emo it's unbelievable."
And then I would tell him that, "I don't cut myself"
And he'll responded, "No not that type of emo the other type."
"What other type?" I would ask already annoyed of him.
"The emo in emotional!" he would shout before bursting out in laughter and every time he says that it get more and more annoying. But now I'm stuck here in the basement and Alice is across the room with her laptop looking at the summer/ fall collection of Channel. Her emotions are every where. First she's extremely happy, then she'll get a vision of the shoe she wanted being sold out and she'll be depressed, then extremely excited for a new outfit she bought. Then I feel Emmet's sexual frustration, Rosalie's seduction, Edward's bickering and resentment for his punishment. Emilya is pissed off because Edward burned her clothes but is excited because her new wardrobe is coming in tonight. And Bella, oh Bella feels repented, most likely to see Edward suffering. And all those emotions are coming at me and I'm a sitting duck tied down with chains in the basement no being able to escape all these emotions. Kill me now. Oh shit maybe I am too emotional.
Emmet' Point of View
Dear god if you can hear me kill me now. Why do you put me through this? First mother takes my video games away. Now tear sniffle Rosalie took sex away from me for a week. A WHOLE WEEK! I can barely last a few hours. And worst of all she's trying to seduce me I'm stuck in our room watching the hottest girl alive, strip tease me. Why? She chained me down like some sort of wild animal. We usually use the chains to have fun but now after this I never want to see these again. Is this what celibacy is like oh I can strike out priest in m to do list.
"Emmet, why don't you come and get me?" Rosalie purred from the bed.
Six more days, six more days. I need to show some commitment.
"Maybe later baby" was all I could manage to squeak out.
"Good job, Emmet. You're free to go" Rosalie replied room the bed waving at the door.
"Wait what?" I asked I was so confused.
"You passed my test now you can do what ever you want except have sex; not even with yourself." Rosalie chimed in. Damn it. At least I don't have a hot vampire seducing me this should be so much easier. And we are going to go sky diving yes! I wonder how the Emo is doing.
i updated # new chaps u should be proud..lol all in one day 2 wow... ok many want to see Edward shop for the bras...
well that up in the next chapter. i'll update asap
and one favor what artist should the boys do karaoke to at the Forks fair
R&R please