Sup! I feel happy for some reason. Oh well. On with the story!
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Chapter 14 Hey You Pikachu! (Sorry random thing again)
(Sasuke POV)
No. No, this can't be happening! Gah I wish Suigetsu would let me go I need to save her! Suigetsu dragged me out of the building after Sakura was smashed by those ceiling pieces.
"Let me go!" I yelled at him but he still kept a tight grip on my arm.
"No can do. I won't let you get hurt," he replied.
"But Sakura will get hurt maybe even killed if I don't!"
"I know, we all know, but you need to keep leading us. If you don't we'll be lost forever."
"Yeah I can really see that."
"It's true," Jugo responded.
"Yes," Karin agreed. Then at a moments notice the whole building fell to the ground leaving more flames and smoke on the now burning grass. I tried to breathe but my lungs died, and everything I thought was my world came crashing to reality.
"Sakura!" I yelled breaking Suigetsu's grasp and ran toward my now-old home. "Sakura!" I yelled again hoping see would come running and hit me in the face saying, 'Why'd you leave me behind?' But I knew she wouldn't she was gone, forever, like Itachi, and my Clan. Oh please God, if there is one, let her come back. "Gah! Suigetsu get off of me!"
"No!" he responded back. I dug my face into the ground hiding my face against this horrid world. Then I heard Karin's smug voice.
"Hey what's that?" she wondered. I looked up hoping to see the bastard who did this but a familiar figure came out covered with smoke and fell to the ground. I then pushed Suigetsu off of me and ran to the smokened person.
"Sakura!" I exclaimed and picked her up. She didn't respond and I was worried, so I put two fingers on her neck hoping to catch a pulse. I did but it was really weak. "Karin get over here!"
"Yes Sasuke-kun?" she answered with those stupid red puppy dog eyes.
"Can you help her? Her pulse is weak."
"No. I would never help that slut."
"I'll kiss your cheek," I sighed. I knew it would be terrible but I need to hear Sakura's voice again.
"OH MY GAWDDDD! OKAY!" she screamed almost causing my ears to bleed. "Medical-shit technique. Palm of breath jutsu," she said as she held her palm over Sakura's mouth purifying her lungs. And faster than a second Sakura gagged for air.
"Sasuke, Karin?" she wondered.
"OKAY SASUKE-KUN SHE'S OK NOW GIVE ME THAT KISS!" Karin yelled. I closed my eyes and pecked her cheek. Gagging the second afterward I saw Karin on the ground and Suigetsu running toward us with Jugo behind him.
"SAKURA YOU'RE OK!" Suigetsu screamed hugging her, Sakura then stood up and walked over to me with her eyes looking at the ground. In a split second I felt something hard hit me, and I think I felt myself airborne.
"Why'd you leave me behind?" she yelled.
"I didn't mean to!" I yelled back.
"As if!"
"I swear!"
"Stop!" Jugo yelled for the first time. And I think everyone stared at him. "It's my fault, I smelled smoke and fire earlier but I didn't warn you guys."
"Aw it's okay we now have beautiful scenery," Suigetsu joked. I then saw Sakura walk over by Karin, I wonder what they're talking about?
(Sakura POV)
I walked over to Karin who was still on the ground.
"Hey Karin," I said.
"What?" she asked. "You know I hate you."
"Yeah sure whatever. But thank you for helping me your medical skills are pretty good."
"Uh thanks. Your skills are nice too I heard you were taught by one of the best," I think Karin actually sounded nice to me, that's weird she was always mean to me. What gives. "Here," Karin said as she handed me some of her clothing she brought with her apparently. "You need to wash your clothing and yourself so you can borrow these in the meantime. But you need to promise me how to do some more medical skills I suck."
"Sure," I blinked. "Thank you." And with that I told Karin to tell everyone that I was going to wash myself in the waterfall's water, along with my clothing and left.
(Suigetsu POV)
Ha. I listened to Karin and Sakura's conversation and now I know that Sakura is going to take a bath! Hee hee, Operation Get Sasuke To Love His Childhood Friend Take One. I walked over to Sasuke who was laying on the grass.
"Hey Sasuke!" I exclaimed jumping on him.
"Oof! Get off of me! What do you want!" he yelled. I moved in closer to him and sniffed the air.
"Woo you smell like smoke. You need a bath in the magical waterfall."
"Ok first, of course I smell like smoke. And second the waterfall's not magical."
"Aww party pooper. But come on take a bath with me like when we were at the hot springs." That was funny our naked booties and me almost drowning Sasuke.
"No you almost drowned me!" I looked at him with pleading eyes. "Fine." We then went by the water and took all of our clothing off. (Fangirls scream and I tell them to get the fuck out of my story.)
"Wow you've been exercising." I noticed Sasuke's nice pack.
"Meh it's nothing," he simply responded. "Now just shut up and get in here, you're making me blind," he told me as I jumped in the water after him.
"Oh my god it feels so nice in here!" I silently yelled hoping Sakura (who was on the other side) wouldn't here me.
"Why are you whispering?"
"Oh so Karin wouldn't come in. She might try to rape you again."
"Good point," he whispered. I knew that Karin tried to rape him before. Maybe that's why he left us. Smart man if I do say so myself. I spotted Sakura by the waterfall showering. Dang she has a nice body maybe I can... wait this is not for you it's for Sasuke. Pull yourself together.
"Um Sasuke could you back up for a couple of yards?" I asked.
"Why?"
"Because I want to see how you would look by the waterfall. Just don't look OK?"
"Fine I'll play your stupid games," he muttered backing up. "This good enough?"
"No keep going," and he kept backing up.
"Now?" Yes! He's right behind her! Now to see what unfolds next.
"Okay now turn around!" I yelled so that Sakura can clearly hear. He turned and so did she showing confused faces and were yelling at each other. Ha! I am SOOOO good!
(Sasuke's POV)
Oh shit.
(Sakura POV)
I turned around hearing Suigetsu's voice and here Sasuke's behind me, naked. I suddenly covered my breasts with my arms and dunked my whole body except head in the water.
"What're you doing?" I screamed.
"Why're you naked?" he yelled back. I guess we both heard someone snickering because we both turned our heads to see Suigetsu laughing so hard.
"What's so funny?" we both demanded at the same time. Suigetsu stared at us for a second and busted up again. Forget him. I thought as I walked away from the area. I'm cleaned enough.
"Heeeeyyyyyy. Sakura where you going?" Suigetsu complained. I stuck up a fist showing him to shut up or he dies.
"Simple. I don't want perverts looking at me trying to think of how many ways on how to rape me." I answered as I grabbed Karin's clothing on the banks. I turned around to see them still looking at me. I snug the clothing tighter to me hoping they don't have X-ray vision. "Go fuck yourselves!" I blurted as I ran away. Stupid damn hot perverts. I thought getting my clothing on.
(Suigetsu POV)
Dammit my plan...(looks at a blushing Sasuke) not failed! Yay! I thought seeing my bestie blush after the pink haired beauty.
"So Sasuke. Awkward huh?" I questioned hoping he would stutter out something stupid. But as fate would know today just wasn't my day. He pushed me in the water.
"You fucking dumbass! You knew she was there didn't you!" he exclaimed and I think I know what was going on. He likes her more than I thought. I'm lucky! Don't worry Sasuke! Doctor Suigetsu is in the house.
"You like Sakura don't..." (A/N: Sorry guys but I think Suigetsu was just murdered. The magical waterfall water is tainted with blood )
Few hours later it was night and they are having a campfire.
(Sui's POV still)
I have chocolate, and Jugo has marshmellows, and grammy crackys. TIME FOR SMORE'S!
"Un. Dos. Un dos tres! Mama she say roly poly. Papa he say holy moly. Everybody want a Choco-late! All the girls want candy candy. All the boys get randy randy. Everyone want a choco-late. A Choco-coco clap clap, a Choco-choco slap slap. Everyone want a..." I sang. "CHOCO-LATE!" I looked over and saw a pissed off Sasuke. Fuck him anyway. With sandpaper! Well it seems everyone like smore's considering everyone,minus Sasuke, looked happy. And I saw that Sakura had some marshmellow on her cheek. Since I was sitting by Sakura, Sasuke tried to kill me, and this works with OPERATION TWO I might as well do it. I cupped Sakura's chin while she was eating a s'more. She stared as I licked the marshmellow off her cheek. In front of Sasuke! Now this is my night. Sasuke stared at me with almost fire in his eyes. He stood up and left. Whoops maybe that was a little too much? I thought until I saw Sakura left too. Maybe not!
(Sakura POV)
I'm dressed in my normal clothing now thank goodness. I thought as I tugged my shoes on. It sure was nice of Karin to let me borrow her clothes. Now just to find a way to Konoha! This was why I left the campfire. After Sasuke got mad at something as usual, I left to get my clothes on and leave while I had the chance. I then started leaping from tree to tree trying to remember how I got here. I then felt myself fall to the ground. Oww! My leg still didn't heal up yet! When I was trapped in the building I punched the bar off of me and I hit this one plant that fell from nowhere. Appearently it was poisonous since my leg hurts badly. Oh well I can heal it later! Wincing the pain I ran farther into the darkened woods. I then heard a too familiar voice by me. "Who's there?" he said. I pressed myself against a tree. After the footsteps stopped I made a run for it. I then looked backward until I hit something.
"Sa..Sa..Sasuke," I muttered. Looking at his stupid onyx eyes that I can fall in forever.
"Sakura. Of course, it just had to be you," he answered with no sense of emotion however. "Suigetsu sent you here right?"
"No. Why would I look for a bastard like you? In fact I was leaving." I put a hand over my mouth.
"You were trying to escape again? No wonder you look so scared to see me. But no matter how much you try to leave me you'll always come back," he smirked.
"And what makes you so sure about that?"
"I stole your first kiss idiot." I busted up laughing. "What's so funny?"
"You didn't steal it idiot. That guy who came to save me did. We were on a mission and had to so we would look like a couple or the mission would've failed." He stared at me afterward looking dazed and mad.
(Sasuke POV)
Inner Sasuke
That mother fucking bastard! I should've fucking killed him! How dare he steal our woman's first kiss. Dammit! Dammit!
Sasuke
Who are you?
IS
I'm your inner self. Your mind. I am you. Except more true.
S
Fuck off I don't need you.
IS
Fine see yah suckuh!
Okay that was weird.
"Sasuke I have a question. Are you always a pervert? You're dazing at my breasts," Sakura said. I snapped back to reality. How dare she mock me while I was having a 'moment'! But then an idea came over me. I teleported behind her, and whispered in her ears.
"Yes I am so now you must belong to me so I can fulfill my life goal of becoming the best pervert in the world." She giggled.
"Sorry Sasuke but pervy sage already has that title."
"Well I guess I have to beat him then," I whispered again tickling her ear before I slung her over my shoulder. She giggled some more for reasons I wouldn't know.
"Help! A perverted bastard is going to rape me!" I guess that's why.
Kairii: Hi hope you liked it! Took me forever. Cause fangirls kept chasing me to write more about Sasuke being naked.
Suigetsu:Nobody cares about me.
Kairii: I do you're...
Suigetsu: Kairii I..I.. I love you!
Kairii: 0.0 (Itachi comes in and hit him)
Itachi: Fuck off she's mine!
Sui: So! (Both of them start to fight)
Kairii: Read, review, and give ideas. (Gets hit in the head by a rock. Falls unconscience)
Sui and Ita-kun: Look what you've done!