Hello my lovelys! I got another chappie for you! Sorry, I would've put this one up sooner, but I went to a Buckcherry concert yesterday. It was SO cool! I saw some of my friends there. Anyway, I'd like to thank Jashinist girl for the bag of cyber cookies, THANK YOU! And Lady Antebellum, for playing songs while I wrote this chappie! Okay, on with the chappie!

I don't own Naruto. I also don't own McDonalds or whatever company that makes SKITTLES.

Pein's POV

I called everyone over intercom, thinking it would be faster than going to everyone's rooms, but it took the same amount of time.

Why in hell, are we having a freakin' meeting at 7:00 in the freakin' morning?" Hidan asked in his Hidan ways.

"Well, we're all usually up at 6:00 anyway." Konan countered, rolling her eyes at our idiotic Jashinist.

Because… We need to come up with a name for her." I said, pointing at New Girl.

Everyone perked up slightly. New Girl sat up a little straighter and I thought I saw a tiny smile on her face.

"That's reminds me… What WAS your real name?" Konan asked curiously.

"Do you really wanna know?" New Girl asked in a mutual tone.

Konan nodded.

New Girl sighed and looked down.

"It was Ryoko." She said in a distant tone.

"That's a nice name. Why don't you like it?"

"I like it. It just reminds me of… everything that happened before I met you guys."

"So… Do you want a new name?"

"Of coarse I do."

"Alright, what did you have in mind?"

"I don't really care, as long as it's a new name."

I looked at everyone else. They seemed to be deep in thought, except for Hidan. He had his head down on the table, where he was most likely dozing off.

"I have an idea." Hidan said suddenly, his head popping up with some new-found energy.

"Really? What is it?" Konan asked, open for suggestions.

"Well, she's really a child without equal, so… Why don't we call her Kimiko?" He said without cussing, which is a rarity for him.

"I like it." New Kid replied instantly.

"It fits her perfectly. Alright, I guess you have a new name!" I said happily, looking at Kimiko.

"I didn't think it was going to be that easy." Konan said with a tone of relief in her voice.

I thought about that surprisingly perfect name.

Hmm… 'Kimiko'. It fits perfectly.

We got used to her new name very quickly. Of course, we still used the nickname, 'Kid'. Konan enjoyed calling her 'Sweetie' and she didn't seem to have a problem with that. Tobi liked to call her 'Kimi-hime', because she's so pretty. The 2 most common names we use for her are Konan and Tobi's nicknames, as she deserves it.

Konan came into my office and shut the door. She sighed in relief and sat down on my desk.

"I have no idea how I make it through the day anymore. It's like we have another little boy." Konan said, an exhausted smile on her face.

"Just be thankful she's NOT a little boy." I said, organizing the papers on my desk.

"How long has it been since we had some quality alone time together?" Konan asked with an exasperated sigh.

"Awhile…" I said, not looking up at her.

I leaned back in my swivel chair and sighed, closing my eyes for a moment or two. I don't know how it happened, but we were suddenly about to make-out. Just as we were about to make physical contact…

"Leader-Sama! Where's the cash we stole from McDonalds?" Kakuzu yelled, sounding a little panicky.

"Hey, I can't find the steak! It was right there in the freezer! Leader-Sama!" Zetsu(s?) yelled from the kitchen.

"Leader-Sama! Itachi won't share the TV!" Kisame yelled.

"Konan! Tobi won't leave us alone!" Sasori yelled. I could hear Deidara yelling at Tobi in the background.

"Give 'em back! Ow, Hey!... Konan! Hidan stole my skittles and he pushed me into a wall!" Kimiko yelled.

"No I didn't! Ow! Konan, Kimiko won't get off me!" Hidan yelled from the same direction as Kimiko.

Konan and I sighed.

"We should've stopped after one…" Konan said, exhaustion peeking in her voice.

I smiled to myself as Konan and I parted down separate corridors to aid our idiotic Akatsuki members. It was funny in a cruel way. I didn't think it would be so hard to own a criminal organization! It's like taking care of 9 mentally disturbed teenagers. Is it worth it?

Half the time, it's not.

But the other half…

You bet.

Was it awesome? I hope it was. PLZ review! Or Hidan will come to steal your SKITTLES. PLZ! DO IT FOR THE SKITTLES!