Title: Words Between Us
Summary: Just some cute and funny conservations (via text) between Lea and Dianna (achele) Rated T (just to be safe) for language and maybe some suggestive themes.
Pairing: Lea/Dianna (Rachel/Quinn)
Rated: T
Notes: Sometimes these ideas just pop into my head... and I want to write them down, so I will put them in here. I'm straight but i am a hardcore Faberry and Achele shipper :) LOOK OVER HERE! Okay so i want to write a conversation about Charlie. Except I don't really know what she means when she talks about Charlie. Could someone fill me in? Please? Haha It'd be great! Thanks.
This Conversation: Charlie alert! Dianna turns into Charlie for a spell. P.S. MY FRENCH IS HORRIBLE! I APOLOGIZE!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING. Just the ideas that pop into my head! Glee and all those things belong to Ryan Murphy, or someone else... just not me.
My lady di- Ello meh-lady :).
Lea love- hi dianna! I missed you today. Are you feeling better?
My lady di- Who is this Dianna you speak of? I know no Dianna!
Lea love- oh god
My lady di- You're right! It's CHARLIE! Not Chaplin, not the baby who bites fingers, but Charlie :)!
Lea love- oh jesus, wait the last time you brought up charlie... He was indian wasn't he!
My lady di- I am afraid I don't know what you're talking about miss.
Lea love- di, the last time you brought up charlie he was from india
My lady di- Who's this Di creature? And does she come in different colors? She sounds absolutely SPLENDID!
Lea love- my POINT, is that of your going to be charlie every other day, you shouldnt switch from indian to british, it just can't work that way baby. people will get confused
My lady di- I'm from New Zealand actually...
Lea love- ... right... sorry
My lady di- NO matter! What are you occupying your time with at the moment dear?
Lea love- I'm reading over the script for the scene we are working on tomorrow how about you?
My lady di- Sounds thrilling! What is a script?
Lea love- you know what a script is dianna :)
My lady di- Who?
Lea love- charlie, I am sure you know what a script is
My lady di- Is it for some sort of theater show?
Lea love- no baby for the tv show we are on! remember it?
My lady di- TV? Surely you mean television! Those are awful hard to come by nowadays...
Lea love- they are?
My lady di- Yes! Yes! They are!
Lea love- umm, charlie, what year is it?
My lady di- 1923!
Lea love-... youre insane
My lady di- I think the correct terminology is "fallen off the wagon" dear.
Lea love-... did they even have tvs in the 1920's?
My lady di- Savez-vousce que les vachesressemblent?
Lea Love- I don't think they did…but I wouldn't know, I failed history
My lady di- Ils sont en noir et blanc! Bien que certains pourraient être brun et blanc… Laissez-moi regarderque jusqu'à. Hmm, « y at-il des choses telles que les vaches brunes et blanches? » Google, pop !
Lea Love- like I failed global miserably in high school… like a 54 percent I think one term, it was awful
My lady di- Mon internet ne fonctionne pas donc je vais devoir revenir à vous sur cette chose de vache.
Lea Love- im hungry
My lady di- Saviez-vousque les vers ontà la foisféminin et masculindes organes reproducteurs ?Comme quoi?!
Lea Love- what language are you speaking again?
My lady di- Vous n'avez jamaisété très bonà détecterlanguesavez-vous?Deux plusdeux font quatre.
Lea Love- right
My lady di- T'was French miss.
Lea Love- …Charlie?
My lady di- Oui?
Lea Lady- Just making sure you didn't turn into like "george" or "samual" or someone
My lady di- Very smart of you.
Lea Love- I try
My lady di- I'm Dianna now.
Lea Love- OH my god I missed you SO much today! NEVER GET SICK AGAIN!
My lady di- Well I would feel better if I had someone to take care of me.
Lea Love- Dianna, I would already be there but this red light is fucking taking forever
My lady di- I love you so much you know.
Lea Love- I love you too baby
My lady di- See you soon?
Lea Love- once I break free from this light I should be there in about twenty seconds
My lady di- Can't wait!
TRANSLATION
My lady di- Do you know what cows look like?
Lea Love- I don't think they did…but I wouldn't know, I failed history
My lady di- They are black and white! Although some might brown and white… Let me look that up. Hmm, "are there such things as brown and white cows?" Google, pop!
Lea Love- like I failed global miserably in high school… like a 54 percent I think one term, it was awful
My lady di- My internets not working so I'll have to get back to you on that cow thing.
Lea Love- im hungry
My lady di- Did you know that worms have both female and male reproductive organs? Like what?
Lea Love- what language are you speaking again?
My lady di- You've never been very good at detecting languages have you? Two plus two equals four.
Hope you liked it! REVIEW AND SUGGEST! Thanks...! I need some ideas for future conversations! Give me any and all of your ideas! (If you want to be credited for them, just tell me! PM ME!)