Leo: Hello! It's time for another chapter . . . Chapter 14
Soos: Is it my turn?
Leo: Yes, it is.
Mabel and Dipper: Heard that folks? Soos is in the spotlight!
Stan: Go ahead! Show the audience your spectacular style
Leo: Yeah!
Soos: 3
Dipper: 2
Mabel: 1
Robbie: GO!
Part 14
Soos's Reaction
TV (Leo): Finally; if you're either one of Dipper and Mabel's parents, Dipper, Grunkle Stan, The Author of the Journals, or Soos Ramirez, the ending may shock you. You have been warned.
Soos: Why does he think it'll shock me? Anyways, let's look at the couples . . . they remind me of my girlfriend, Melody. We still video chat online.
(Fast forward to the ending)
TV (Leo): Ok, here is the shocking ending you've been waiting for.
Soos: Oh, this is going to be exciting!
TV (Wendy): Hello! I'm Wendy Corduroy! You may know me because of my dad, Manly Dan Corduroy. His name is kind of ironic, because corduroy is a kind of soft fabric yet he's a lumberjack.
Soos: Oh yeah! That was a good one!
TV (Leo): So, Wendy, tell the audience about yourself
TV (Wendy): Well, I'm cool and laid back. I used to be just acting because my family kept on telling me to just do something, and now I can do it . . . make a Valentine for a really good friend of mine, Dipper Pines. By the way, Mark Epston, I thought I broke up with you when I didn't. I'm so sorry, it wasn't intentional.
TV (Leo): I think he should've taken a hint by now.
Soos: Why would her family make such a big fuss about a valentine? Anyway, I agree with you Leo. Let's go to the valentine, dude!
(Fast forward to after the geometric construction of a heart)
TV (Leo): Wonderful construction, Wendy Corduroy. Get it? W. C. W. C.
*Soos laughs*
Soos: That was a really good one, dude!
TV (Leo): Anyways, she actually has a 2nd one. Take it away!
Soos: Why do you have another one, dude? Anyway, let's just do it!
TV (Wendy): Ok *writes 128 times the square root of e980 on chalkboard*
TV (Wendy): Everyone in the audience, figure out ½ of this.
Audience Member 1: Isn't that supposed to be 980e not e980?
Soos: I don't know because I can't recall algebra class.
TV (Leo): You'll see why Wendy did that soon enough
Audience Member 2: Is it 64 times the square root of e980?
TV (Wendy): Nope!
Audience Member 3: Is it 64 times e to the 490?
TV (Wendy): Wrong again, audience!
Audience Member 4: Is it 896 times the square root of 5e?
TV (Wendy): Incorrect again! Half of it means to take the other half away.
*erases half, it now says "I love you"*
Soos: Wow! That was very surprising, dude!
TV (Leo): So, as you can all see, it's actually love. Anyway, before we go, Pacifica has a Valentine too.
*Pacifica shows her valentine which is 9x-7i3(3x-7u)*
TV (Leo): And that was it, goodbye everybody!
Soos: Wow! I thought she friend zoned him yet actually she likes him!
Soos: How did I do?
Stan: Very good, Soos!
Dipper: Yeah!
Mabel: By the way, I actually (just to be fair to Pacifica) help both, Wendy and Pacifica.
Leo: I support both too. Anyway, time to end it here
Everyone: Bye!