See previous chapters for disclaimer! This is chapter four-fucking-teen! Now alas, dear readers, this story is nearing its end. I will have a couple more chapters, one or two depending on what this one takes me idea-wise, but alas, all good things must come to an end. So enough with this A/N, on with the fic!

"What?" Dib yelled in shock. "Did you say what I think you said?" Dib grabbed his sword and started to run around, thinking he was trying think where in the hell was the hospital that Tak and Harmace were in. He was also hoping that Lomein was right in his final words by saying that Chowfun didn't have the ability to cast spells that would work in the post-mortem. He knew that Lomein was good at spell casting, he was the one that gave him the powers but now this was different. He was going to have to get to the hospital were Tak was in labor fast. However, Dib ran into the problem that he didn't know exactly where the hospital was. Pequility knew of course but Dib's mind was flooded with every thought he had ever thought of in the world at once. He didn't even think to bother to ask Pequility to give him the directions, all Dib could do is run around in a circle screaming, "Oh god… oh god... oh god… oh god…"

This is getting pathetic… Pequility thought as he rolled his eyes at Dib. "DIB! CALM DOWN!" Pequility said grabbing Dib's collar of his trench coat. He then took some of the water that was by the stream and splashed it in his face.

"Oh god Tak's in labor. Oh shit… I fucked up big time here." Dib panicked. The responsibility he had gotten himself into was dawning on him now. It's not like the babies were still in Tak, waiting on the chance to be born. No, they were here now and he was going to have to take care of them. It wasn't some far off thing, no it was happening now and Dib was going over the edge.

Pequility regained his grip on Dib and smacked him three times. "DIB! KNOCK IT OFF!" Pequility yelled. "I know you are freaked out by all of this, but we have got to get over to the hospital!" Pequility sighed and looked at his sword. Sometimes, I don't know what to do with you Dib. He then picked up Dib and put him on his feet.

"Where is the hospital?" Dib asked. He was nervous. He was responsible for so much in the past few months and now he was going to have more put on his plate than any young man his age ever should or would in the history of the universe. Dib was going to make everything right by the time the sun had set that day. He also had a hunch he was going to have 2 new human-Irken hybrids to take care of by night's end too.

"It's to the west. I'd say about 15 miles from here." Pequility said.

"How are we going to be able to travel THAT FAR?" Dib asked shocked.

"Relax, relax." Pequility said. "I know a guy who has a garage about a mile from here in the direction of the hospital. He owes me a favor so I say, we go see him." Pequility smiled and picked Dib up. "How does that sound?"

"Good. But how fast can we get to his place?" Dib asked.

It was with this question Pequility twirled his sword saying, "I beseech you, sword of the Sasorian royalty, come to my aid," As Pequility was saying this, the sword became what looked like a bicycle without tires that was floating in mid air. "I need a vessel that will take me a mile in about a minute. I am taking Dib to a friend of mine's house to get a turjet. His lovely wife is in labor and I need to get there fast. Please assist me! Mizugami Hokagami Kazagami Chakai!" Pequility said as the transformation from sword to a hovering bicycle was completed. Dib looked on in complete awe.

"Your sword can do that?" Dib asked as he looked at his sword in his hand.

"Yes but I doubt you can get yours to at this point in your training. I made this tandem style so you can ride. Just be careful when we get the turjet, it goes much faster than this." Pequility said as he hopped on. "Get on and be careful!"

"Okay." Dib said as he got on the bike. "How do you pedal this kind of thiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggg?" Dib yelled as it floated up and took off. "PEQUILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled as he slipped and grabbed onto the seat holding on for dear life.

"I told you be careful." Pequility sighed. "It may seem slow but I know what I am doing. As a young sprout prince I did this a lot. I know you may be shocked but get used to it. Merick's turjet is ten times faster than this.

"Oh geese…" Dib said as he held his mouth. "I may be sick…"

"Just don't vomit on Merick's turjet. He loves that thing…" Pequility said as he put on the brakes of the sword. Dib then fell down and stared up at the sky.

"Oh geesh…" Dib said as he held his hand on his mouth and swallowed what vomit was coming up. This is for Tak okay? Tak. You can take this for her. She is the one having the kids you know! You're just sick; she's going to have to push out 2 8 pound babies you know.

Meanwhile Pequility was knocking on his friend's door sighing. Come on Merick, open up. As soon as the third time Pequility knocked, his friend Merick opened up. "Pequility?" Merick asked. He looked a lot like Pequility but a few inches taller. His wisteria flower hair was cut to about his ears and his arms looked like willow branches as well but they were a little thicker than Pequility's "What brings you to my humble abode?"

"I have a long story to tell you here." Pequility sighed.

"Pray tell." Merick smiled. "I've got all day."

"Well you see that boy there, the one with the big head?" Pequility motioned towards Dib.

"My head's not-"Dib said as he turned and lay back down. Finishing the sentence meant seeing yesterday's lunch and he was not yet ready for that. He knew he had to get his bearings together because he knew if what Pequility said was true, Merick's turjet was going to make him feel much worse than riding a bicycle made out of Pequility's sword. Dib may be joining Tak in the hospital if he didn't get his head to stop spinning. Dib, you can do this. Tak is in much more pain than you, remember that.

"Your head may not be big in your eyes young man, but I'd say your lunch is going to be coming up." Merick laughed. "Well what's the deal with the kid?"

"Well he was the one the Meekrob chose to fight the Irkens." Pequility explained.

"So?" Merick asked.

"Well the story gets thicker here. Tak, his girlfriend or fiancée or wife or whatever you want to call it, was sent to kill Zim, that one guy who worked at Shloogoth's when we went to Foodcortia that one time remember?" Pequility went on.

"Yeah. Wasn't he that one little Irken who kept going 'You will all know the meaning of vengeance when the Tallest hear of this?'" Merick asked.

"Yeah, that's the one. Anyway, she and Dib feel in love and now Tak is the first female Irken pregnant in generations and Harmace is tending to Tak. Thing is, Tak is going to give birth here real soon and I need to get to Harmace's hospital now. I was wondering if I could borrow your turjet?" Pequility asked.

"And maybe some air sickness bags?" Dib asked as he stood up holding his stomach.

"Yeah, I'll get you something you can use as those. If you mess up my turjet with your vomit, I am going to fucking use Luna Sasori Hari on your butt mister." Merick said. "You do know what Luna Sasori Hari is right?"

Dib gulped, tasting stomach acid and already been eaten couscous and chocoberries and vanilla sauce and wanting to barf even more. He knew all about Luna Sasori Hari and he did not want to be on the receiving end of it. "I know what it is." Dib said. He didn't mention how he knew or why and didn't want to admit why they were there. The less Merick knew now, the better. They needed his turjet and he wasn't going to wait until after his smeet babies were born to see them. It was now or never. He knew that after this experience, Tak was not going to have another child for a long time. "So can we borrow your turjet?"

"Yes, but young man, you best wear these bags on your face. If you can hardly handle Pequility's sword transformation ride, then I doubt you are going to be able to handle this without evacuating your lunch."Merick said as he looked in his house for a couple of cloth bags. "If you get this on my baby…" He started to say when Pequility finished for him.

"You will use Luna Sasori Hari on him. He knows." Pequility said. "You got the keys?" he asked.

"Here" Merick said as he threw the keys to Pequility opened the door to his garage. "Just be careful with her okay?"

"Will do." Pequility said as he fiddled with his belt. "Keep this as collateral." He said as he placed his sword in Merick's hand. "I can use Dib's if need be but I doubt it."

"Okay." Merick said a little astonished that Pequility would give of his best sword for a vehicle. He knew this must have been important if he would do that. "Good luck." He nodded.

"I hope so too." Pequility said.

"I want to see the little things." Merick said. "Send me a picture."

"Better yet…" Dib said wanting to be on Merick's good side. "I'll bring them and Tak over to see you. How's that?"

"Good." Merick nodded.

"And we're off!" Pequility said as he started up what looked like an elongated motorcycle sidecar or like a jet engine with two seats carved into it. "Dib hop in!"

"Just a moment." Dib said as he looked over to Merick and his stern and severe face. He knew what he was going to do because he saw Pequility's sword glowing in his hand. Dib placed the bag close to his face and got in. "Ready." He said as he climbed in.

"And we're off!" Pequility said as he hit the ignition and started Merick's turjet.

Sasorians sure are speed demons… Dib thought as he felt his lunch come up again.

(Page break to the Hospital)

"MIYUKI HELP ME! DIB YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!" Tak yelled as she felt another contraction coming along.

She had been having contractions for the past thirty minutes and each one got more and more painful. Tak said she could handle it, but her resolve was proving otherwise. The pain was becoming more and more intense with each second, and Harmace staring at a place Tak only let Dib see and mess with, it was getting to be more of an irritating experience. If Dib ever wants another child, he can go fuck off! I am not going through this pain again! He can carry the child! I am not going to get knocked up because of his desires! Tak thought as she moaned in pain again. This was becoming unbearable. She was about ready to get into Harmace's humongous medical bag and get the tools to have an assisted abdominal birth and perform it herself. Harmace then looked up and smiled.

"You should be dilated enough to push now." Harmace smiled. "You know it's amazing. Irkens naturally reproduce like humans from what the Grays say."

"OH!" Tak moaned. "I don't give a fucking shit what those fucking weirdoes know about fucking human reproduction! I just want these fucking baby smeets out of me and now!" Tak yelled.

"Sorry if I talk to the only veterinary race in the universe." Harmace said sarcastically. "Okay. You need to push about" Harmace stuck out her finger and tapped it up and down as if she was waiting for something. This action was infuriating Tak even more. Not only did she feel horrible pain and rage for what she agreed to do with Dib, but she was alone too. Dib was probably back at the house, in her mind, waiting for the call to say that the babies were born and that it was safe to come and take her and the children home. Tak was about ready to kill when Harmace said, "PUSH!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Tak moaned as she started to push. She felt a horrible pain go through her as something the size of a watermelon was being forced out of her small body. So this is pain. What they put us through in Invader Training was nothing… Tak thought as she looked to the door. I hope Dib comes soon. As much as I want to rip his guts out for doing this to me, I do want him to see the birth of our smeets. Meanwhile, Tak felt Harmace start to grip the smeet coming out of Tak.

"Okay!" Harmace smiled. "The first one is in my hands. If you give a few more good pushes, this little darling will be welcomed to life."

"More like little pain!" Tak cried as she pushed once more.

"Almost there! Try another push." Harmace said as Tak pushed once more.

"WHERE THE HELL IS DIB!???!" Tak yelled as she pushed.

Meanwhile, Dib was throwing up his lunch as Pequility turned a corner with the borrowed turjet with a look of utmost determination on his face. He loved seeing new life being born and as the ruler of Sasoria and his wife as High Medic, he saw it all the time. But he knew that this time the journey was for Dib. Dib was the reason he put so much on the line and why they were doing so much for him and Tak. He looked ahead and saw Harmace's hospital. He smiled and hit the gas pedal some more. He had a bad feeling that if he did not hurry, Dib was going to miss the miracle of a lifetime. It was considered on Sasoria a high honor to be able to witness the birth of your children and if you didn't, it was something of great shame. He didn't want Dib to bare that shame. He already was ashamed of what he had done, Pequility was not about to give him some more shame on top of that. Also, he knew Tak would never let him forget it. He believed that if Dib missed the birth of his children, it may end what he and Tak had. Pequility looked up and saw the hospital, "We're here Dib!" He smiled as he put on the brakes and pulled Dib out.

"I don't think I can- BLEGH-"Dib said as he threw up once more. "-walk I'm so queasy" Dib said.

"That's why hospitals have wheelchairs." Pequility sighed as he picked up Dib and walked inside. "Mind if I borrow that wheelchair to go to the maternity ward?"

"Go right ahead." The receptionist said. "Do you need instructions to get there?"

"My wife is Harmace, your boss. I know this place." Pequility snapped at the receptionist.

"Oh sorry Mr. Pequility." The receptionist giggled. "Job gets boring you know."

"Yeah, yeah, I'll talk later." Pequility said. Then he placed Dib in the wheelchair and headed to the elevator. "Second floor maternity ward." He said. Pequility tapped his foot to the music as Dib threw up one final time.

"PUSH!" Harmace said as Tak moaned in pain once more.

"TAK!" Dib yelled as he sprung out of his wheelchair and saw the first smeet baby being born.

"Congratulations! Baby number one is a girl!" Harmace said as she held the baby over to Dib with a special pair of medical scissors. "You should cut the cord quick. Baby number two is on his way fast!"

Dib stepped up and cut the cord. Harmace then spanked the girl and wrapped the little smeet girl in a blanket and placed it in a cradle to turn to Tak. Dib was holding Tak's hand and smiling. Tak smiled but as soon as Harmace got back, her smile turned to an evil grimace.

"OW!" Dib yelled before Tak pushed. She had nearly broken his hand in rage "What was that for?"

"Taking so long to get here." Tak said.

"PUSH!" Harmace said. "Baby number 2 should be easier." Tak pushed and the baby started to crown. "Here he comes! One final push!" Harmace said as Tak pushed and the second baby was born. Harmace held the baby over to Dib who cut the umbical cord. Harmace then spanked the boy, and wrapped him in a blanket as well. She then turned to Dib and Tak, holding the newborns in each arm; she placed the girl in Dib's arms and the boy in Tak's arms.

"Any ideas for names?" Pequility asked.

Tak looked at Dib and smiled back at her. "I think we will call the boy Dak and the girl Tib" She looked at Dib for approval. "Like those names?"

"Yes." Dib said as he kissed Tak.

"YEAY!" Harmace smiled as she jumped up and down. "A new family!"

Well how was that? Sweet? Sappy? Horrible? Pathetic? Let me know in a review. I got one more chapter up to bring a sweet end to it all. It will be short, so don't complain. I was going to leave it off on this. Remember to read, (well you just did) and to review. Ciao for now,

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