Life is never boring

Puppy: I DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT OWN NARUTO

Puppy : Well I have nothing to say this chapter but, last get on with the story!!!!

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Preview chapter:

" Itachi!!! What in the world is that ?!" said Naruto, but then the fuzz ball tackled Naruto down and start bitting him. " AHHH get off of me " said Naruto.

" Hey leave me dog alone " said Kiba running up to the gang, " What your flee bitting mutt bit me first !!" said Naruto "...So " said Puppy also walking up to the gang.

" What in the!! What is he doing here Puppy!! " said Itachi

" Well you see, he is here for..." said Puppy

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Now:

" Well you see, he is here for helping me to find Sakura-san " said Puppy " Do you think this will work ?" said Sasuke coming up with a cast on his ankle. " What's wrong with you " said Puppy.

" Did you forget what you did to me in the bloopers " said Sasuke " Oh yeah hehehehe anyway, is there any clothing of Sakura " said Puppy.

" Why ?" said Itachi " Duh Itachi so Akamaru can sniff it and lead us to the kidnapper " said Puppy,

' MMMMM interesting, why haven't I thought of that ' thought Itachi

" come here Akamaru " beckon Puppy and Akamaru obeyed and came, " Now where is Sakura's clothing ? " said Puppy, " Why don't you ask Haku to get it, I mean he is her cousin after all " said Sasuke. " Hey where is he anyway ?" said Puppy.

Everybody looked around " Great just what we needed another missing person " said Itachi

" I think I know where he is " said Sasuke

" You do.Where ?" said Puppy

" Follow me " said Sasuke, everybody followed Sasuke in the house into Sakura's room. (I wonder why)

When Sasuke opened the door, there he was Haku on Sakura's bed sleeping like a rock

Puppy twitch " Haku " said Puppy sweetly, no anwser, Puppy walk up to the bed and said again " Haku please wake up "

Haku didn't wake up, Puppy put her mouth next to his ear and said " Wake up RIGHT NOW BEFORE I TURN YOUR INSIDES OUT NOW!!! "said Puppy. Haku felled out of the bed and on the floor and only said " Itahi (SP? Not Itachi but the Japanese word for ouch ?)

" Umm Puppy " said Sasuke " Yes Sasuke " said Puppy

" Why do your mood change the way it does it " said Sasuke " Yeah " said Kisame

" Maybe I feakin want to, " said Puppy " Women " said Kisame

" Nobody ask you fish-chan " said Puppy Kisame grumbled some under his breath saying stupid Puppy having fast mood changes.

" Oh and about your question Sasuke, the reason I have fast mood swings because I was simply born that way why ?" " Oh nothing !" said Sasuke " HEY are we just going to sit here and chat or we're going to find Sakura-san " said Puppy

" YOU RIGHT " said Sasuke

" Really I haven't notice " said Puppy smartly " Anyway where is a piece of her cloths or something ?" said Puppy

" Oh here " said Haku giving Puppy Sakura's sock " ... " Puppy " Umm Puppy are you ok " said Haku

" ...Why in the freakin world do you have Sakura's sock with you " said Puppy

" Oh that, that's because when I went to sleep on Sakura's bed there was a sock on it but I didn't care I just went to sleep..." said Haku, Puppy moved away from him. " Anyway " said Puppy.

" Come here Akamaru, come here boy " said Puppy, and Akamaru obey and came. " Ok boy sniff it " said Puppy, Akamaru look like I was crazy then looked at Kiba who nodded his head.

Then he sniffed the sock, " Ok boy, where is she " said Puppy, Akamaru took like 5 seconds sniffing the air then barked telling us to follow him. So we did.

Puppy, Kiba, Haku, Sasuke, Neji, Itachi, Ino, Shikamaru, Hinata, and Naruto followed Akamaru for what seems like forever but finally Akamaru, started to sniff around trees, bushes, and...cars.

" Akamaru " said Puppy " Do you know where you're going ?" said Sasuke. Akamaru stop and started to sniff a tree then started to...pee...

"...oh heck no.I know he didn't just make us follow him to let him PISS!!!!!" Yelled Puppy

" Well I rather say pee then piss " said Kiba "...i...really...don't...CARE Kiba, Piss is past tensed ok" said Puppy " Can we get back on topic here please " said Sasuke.

" Sorry Sasuke it's just that I am kind of frustrated with Kiba and Akamaru..." said Puppy " What did I do " said Kiba " Look can we finish this please I want to go home and watch Naruto " said Puppy

" What is Naruto. You mean our Naruto " said Itachi " No it's like this tight anime that mostly comes on, on saturdays depending on what part of the world you live on " said Puppy.

" What is it like " said Sasuke " Oh it's about this boy with blond/yellow hair and then there is a girl with pink hair...strange but that's anime that's why I like it " said Puppy " Oh then there is this boy that has raven hair like you Sasuke and have red eyes called-"said Puppy.

"COME ON NOW MAN EVERYTIME WE SAY ONE WORD YOUR ALWAYS OFF TOPIC MAN!!!" yelled Haku "...Hey Haku why are you yelling ?" said Puppy " THAT'S IT I AM FINDING SAKURA ON MY OWN " yelled Haku

" Hey.Hey Haku " said Puppy " What " said Haku " What is your plan, you can't just go and look for Sakura without a plan " said Puppy.

" Then can we go look for her " said Haku

" Who..." said Puppy, then there was a pregant silence..." WHAT YOU FORGOT ALREADY!!!!" yelled Naruto "Maybe maybe not" said Puppy calmly " SAKURA HARUNO " Yelled Sasuke

" OOOOH you mean that Pink hair chick with green eyes 5'6 is right handed (i think) and her cousin is Haku Haruno..." said Puppy

Everybody sweatdroped...

" YES DAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled everyone

" Oh i know where she is " said Puppy " WHERE WHERE!!!!" yelled Sasuke " You know I hope your going to lose your voice because you keep yelling in my EAR!!!" said Puppy

" Ok sorry so where is she ?" said Naruto " Oh she is in a warhouse by the shore " said Puppy "...YOU...MEAN...TO...TEL...ME...THAT...ALL...THIS...TIME...YOU...KNEW...WHERE...SHE...WAS!!!!!" yelled Naruto

"...Urghh...YUP!!!" said Puppy smiling everybody walked away to the warehouse

-Warehouse 57 (warehouseumber)-

" Ok everyone ready " said Sasuke, everyone nodded their heads "Ok ready...set...GO!!!!!" yelled Sasuke as he throw open the door (Not for real) and everybody ran in yelling.

-2 minutes later-

Everybody was in a chair tied up with gags in their mouths.

" Mhim mis awll Maou MOUATH MSAMKE " said Naruto (He said this is all your fault Sasuke )

" Mhut mp moba " said Sasuke ( He said Shut up dobe )

" Hehehe you thought you could stop us just a bunch of teens " said a man coming out of the shadows. " Hahaha funny " said the man.

" SIR SIR THERE WAS A INTRUDER COMING AND SHE IS KICKING EVERYBODY IN THE ...you know where " said one of the gang member, saying the last part into a whrisper.

" Who is he!!!!!" said the leader

" WHAT IN THE F&K DID YOU JUST CALLED ME" said a voice " I could of sworn you called me a boy " said the voice again.

" I know that annoying voice anywhere IT'S!!!!!!

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MUHAHAHA I KNOW I AM SOOOO EVIL TO LEAVE A CLIFFY HUH. BUT GUESS WHAT ALL OF THE WRITERS STORIES THAT I LIKED SO MUCH AND LEFT A CLIFFY AND DIDN'T UPDATE UNTIL 4 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY REVIEWS AND NO I AM NOT FINSIH THE STORY.

akurablossom456 , I wanna be a princessHYPERLINK "/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId77264128292288111067604416-10&Idx11&YY44056&y5betayes&y5betayes&inc25&orderdown&sortdate&pos0&viewa&headb&boxFanfiction20reply" ,silverelement,FF PM Sasuke likes tomatoes . AND MANY MORE THESE ARE JUST THE ONES THAT MADE ME COINTUE WITH MY STORY AND THERE IS PEOPLE THAT HELP ME CONUTINE THIS STORY THEIR NAMES ARE JUST NOT UP HERE!!!!

Believe me Sakurablossom456 i am trying to update THELIFE OF SAKURA HARUNO but I am thinking what should I put down is all ok.

And last i will be updating a couple of stories that will make sense lol because i planed it out and thought about everything!!

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BLOOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warehouse 56warehouse number-

" Ok everyone ready " said Sasuke, everyone nodded their heads "Ok ready...set...GO!!!!!" yelled Sasuke as he throw open the door (Not for real) and everybody ran in yelling.

" Wait it's just a empty warehouse" said Ino

" Puppy gave us the wrong warehouse number " said Sasuke

" Come on lets get out of here and look in the others " said Naruto

" Good idea " said Itachi

But when they all turned around they seen Puppy closing the huge doors and locking it.

" No SHE JUST DIDN'T LOCK US IN HERE!!!!!" YELLED INO

"S-she j-j-just d-did "said Hinata

" Great she keep doing this to us " said Haku

Sorry this one is not funny but I am not in the mood for making bloopings right now nut i add a mining bonus.

NARUTO MINI STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (behind the scences) At Puppy's computer.

Naruto: Hiya strangers

Sasuke: Shut-up dobe

Naruto:Don't talk to me like that Sasugay!!!!

Sasuke: Where did you get that from.

Naruto:Fanfiction, why?

Sakura: He is not gay

Puppy: How do you know that for sure?! Just kidding!!

Sasuke: I am not gay i am not gay,waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Puppy: Man youyr emontional

Neji: I know right Puppy

Puppy: When did you gete here man?

Neji: Just now

Puppy: whatever

Gaara: Hey guys

All but Puppy: what do you want

Puppy: Don't talk to my boy like that!!

Gaara: Thanks Puppy-chan

Puppy-It's ok Gaara-kun

Everybody but Puppy and Gaara:Wait chan, kun Puppy when did you meet him

Puppy: Since I was 3

Chouji comes in eating chips

Puppy: Yo your getting that all over my floor!!

Chouji: So

Puppy: Why you little

Puppy jumped on Chouji punching him, Neji and Gaara pulled her off

Neji: Calm down Puppy it's just some chips

Gaara:Yea calm down Puppy-chan

Puppy: You guys don't know how hardit is to clean yp those chips!!!!